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Published: 2013-01-19 03:46:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 13783; Favourites: 254; Downloads: 54
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The 'Booker will not listen to Elizabeth' series is popular on Reddit.By popular I mean it gets about 20 upvotes per comic.
...I'm not sitting on a goldmine here.
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TheWildWestPyro he even said "you only live once" when he was trying one of the Vigors. I can't remember if it was Possession or Devil's Kiss.
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Hmm, very interesting.
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I kinda feel bad for corvo and booker, with booker, he finds FRESH FOOD in garbage cans but corvo is a different story altogether...he eats rotten food....
(I can just imagine after the end of the game)
Guard: I present to you, your majesty Emily kawldwin and her royal body guar-uhh...corvo
Corvo: BLEEEEEEEH!!!!
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The last panel was so epic 
Nice pic.
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Booker believes in the YOLO philosophy. It isn't working out for him.
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continue with this comic and donΒ΄t stop until levine makes another even greatter
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He loves you too. He also loves pineapple.
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I think I learned how to eat from video games the more I think about it.
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I love this one so much! The last panel and Booker's face are priceless!
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We all know that we eat things from the trash can even if its in the can for years ( in every bioshock games)
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Elizabeth: Booker! ...I told you not to eat that...
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She'd never tell him to his face that he's a dumbass but she's totally thinking to herself the entire adventure that Booker is one giant dumbass.
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I found a Hot dog on one of the corpses from the wall shooting, i ate the hell out of it.
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What really gets me are the pineapples you find on people from time to time...
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"I'm gonna go fight a war today... Better bring my pineapple with me."
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Booker: "STFU, I'MA GONNA EAT THIS!!"
If this is her response to this kind of action/event, I'd love to see your Interpretation of Elizabeth when Booker revels a Pineapple from a clearly way to small Chocolate Box.
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*Throws pineapple away. Eats box*
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*Throws box away, eats Heater Replica*
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I know this comment is made a long time ago, but I have to point out. Booker even eats two potatoes that can be found in a toilet hole, in its water...
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Oh... Oh Booker.
What has happened in your life where you feel the need to do that?
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He went broke, he went into depression (you know why), he gambled, he smoke, he knew he's a bad man. He has nothing. He's desperate. So you eat what you can get.
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And Spill.com's The Loading Bar said in their review that Booker was smarter than Jack from the original Bioshock... they were wrong.
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Watches someone play Infinite the other day with Weird Al's 'Eat It' blaring in the background.
That was the best play-through I ever seen.
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Bioshock logic
Gotta love/hate/wtf it sometimes.
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Hey, they had chili dogs in dressers in the Dirty Harry SNES game (Thank you Spoonyexperiment). I think the cotton candy from trash is much worse...anything from the trash really, especially when ammo and other crap is in there. Would chip a tooth on a bullet. Really though, I laughed pretty hard at this XD
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Especially with booker's face looking so serious and Elizabeth looking so innocent
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Pineapples in register drawers.
How did they even make it fit?
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Maybe it was sliced up like fruit cocktail in all the slots? Though without a fork/knife i wonder if he ate it with his face...If not would he just eat it whole or slice it with the sky hook? I'm thinking about this too much now.
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That explains everything. I wonder if it's served like a fruit salad, with different foods in different compartments... since there can be like 3 different foods in there...
Though, when one of them's coffee....
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Nice one
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No, I just post in the r/bioshock subreddit.
You can see them floating around when they're not getting down voted to oblivion.
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O will go see next time im on reddit
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