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Description Guts and Booth are two Clone OC's I have. Guts is a pilot (Who was forced to pick up medic training) and Booth is a sniper who spends his time between hits doodling in his sketchbook.

Both technically strayed out of the kaminoan's template for an "acceptable" clone (Guts is too tall, Booth is too short and both are too clever By half), but Jango stepped in on their behalf.

They became fast friends after that and keep getting transferred around the divisions as stop-gap troops. This has caused them to meet many rulers, diplomats and especially Jedi.

After serving in Yoda's squadron Booth wrote and illustrated this pamphlet based on Gut's rule of thumb on whether or not to check a Jedi's pulse. Yoda thought it was hilarious, and encouraged their non-violent hobby. This soon led to the famous Clone almanac "The Care and Feeding of Jedi".

I made up Guts and Booth. Ask me first if you want to use them in something.

Clones, Yoda. Jango and all other things Star Wars are (C) George Lucas / Lucasfilm
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RAZGRIZ-1 [2014-01-28 17:41:32 +0000 UTC]

haha realy nice! Β 

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Allison-beriyani In reply to RAZGRIZ-1 [2014-03-07 08:34:22 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! I should really write more with these two.

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eregnar [2013-03-30 19:00:34 +0000 UTC]

Bwahahahahaha! I would like to see more of this pamphlet

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Allison-beriyani In reply to eregnar [2013-04-01 03:49:26 +0000 UTC]

It's on my list of things to continue.

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PeachyPuppyGirl30 [2012-10-13 13:37:15 +0000 UTC]

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Allison-beriyani In reply to PeachyPuppyGirl30 [2012-10-15 07:09:47 +0000 UTC]

More in the series:
How to breach an enemy ship.
Is my Jedi Crazy or Just Listening to The Force again?
Can We Have a Party? A flowchart.
The Many Uses of Mesh-Tape.
Cooking with Forage and Wild Game Because the Supply Line Broke AGAIN.
A Guide to Appropriate Bunk Decorations.
How to Make a Name for Yourself.
How to Not Die In the Woods.
How to Not Die In the City.
How to Not Die at a Diplomatic Function.
What is the Meaning of Life?

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PeachyPuppyGirl30 In reply to Allison-beriyani [2012-10-15 14:10:03 +0000 UTC]

Cool

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LaelP [2012-04-05 15:20:08 +0000 UTC]

Thanks – it’s not only funny, but also very helpful XD

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Don't forget to visit my gallery : )
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Allison-beriyani In reply to LaelP [2012-04-07 22:29:01 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! And remember- ALWAYS poke the jedi with a stick first! You don't want to be in light-saber range of a drunken master.

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Reprogrammed [2012-04-05 10:07:31 +0000 UTC]

Pure awesomness!!! Love your drawings!

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Allison-beriyani In reply to Reprogrammed [2012-04-05 10:10:21 +0000 UTC]

Yay! and thank you!
How did you find me, If I may ask?

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Reprogrammed In reply to Allison-beriyani [2012-04-05 10:13:27 +0000 UTC]

The Star Wars group. I've been seeing your drawings on there for a while and loved every one of them. And I just now realized I never "watched" you. Lol.

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Allison-beriyani In reply to Reprogrammed [2012-04-05 10:14:05 +0000 UTC]

I really need to get back on the wagon and finish the rest of their helpful posters.

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Reprogrammed In reply to Allison-beriyani [2012-04-05 10:17:33 +0000 UTC]

Can't wait to see them!!

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jinx-lin [2012-03-03 23:18:40 +0000 UTC]

bahaha this is fantastic! XD

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Allison-beriyani In reply to jinx-lin [2012-03-05 06:17:27 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.
I always imagine clones having light-hearted snark about those weird Jedi persons.

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hallosse [2012-02-26 13:55:30 +0000 UTC]

heh heh heh.

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Allison-beriyani In reply to hallosse [2012-02-27 05:13:01 +0000 UTC]

Yay! I aim to amuse!

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hallosse In reply to Allison-beriyani [2012-03-29 00:15:28 +0000 UTC]

oh, BTW good clone names.

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Allison-beriyani In reply to hallosse [2012-03-29 04:01:15 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!
It's probably good that I didn't go with Bartemaeus and Portnoy then.

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hallosse In reply to Allison-beriyani [2012-04-02 12:53:51 +0000 UTC]

Bartemaeus!? *dies of laughter*

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hallosse In reply to Allison-beriyani [2012-04-01 20:20:06 +0000 UTC]

*snork* Bartemaeus!? You made m laugh out loud.

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Allison-beriyani In reply to hallosse [2012-04-01 22:15:40 +0000 UTC]

I've seen some pretty ridiculous names for clone OCs.
Not as fancy as Bartemaeus, but still pretty dumb.

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hallosse In reply to Allison-beriyani [2012-04-03 02:25:03 +0000 UTC]

like what? I haven't been the CW Fandom long enough to run into many clone OCs.

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Allison-beriyani In reply to hallosse [2012-04-03 09:22:18 +0000 UTC]

They tend to come in categories.
Excessively Fancy: Alberforth, Ludvig, Calcifrex, etc.
Excessively Badass: Reaper, Hero, Death, Scythe, blood-anything, etc.
Impossible-to-pronounce: Juc-liecen, Khorrghrattaghn, su'ciret, etc.
Too damn long: Astermadeus, Listerakkisen, dolphilondus etc.
and WTF: Nipples, Nutsack, Shart and Cheese.

The worst are Fem-clones.
because sense.

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eregnar In reply to Allison-beriyani [2013-03-30 19:14:28 +0000 UTC]

Actually, genetically, Fem-clones would be quite possible. A mix-up could easily remove a Y chromosome and add an extra X. That said, they'd probably be terminated as soon as they were discovered. I seriously doubt Kaminoans would deliberately create female clones, since they're going for maximum fighting ability and females have naturally lower muscle-mass.

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Allison-beriyani In reply to eregnar [2013-03-31 05:58:02 +0000 UTC]

1. True fact. Geneticists who clone mice have trouble maintaining male clone lines because of this problem.
2. The Kaminoans are a male dominated society, so they do have a bias against female soldiers. While it's definitely true that male humans tend to have more muscle, not all of warfare is heavy lifting, and the average higher CON and INT of human females makes them the better choice for things like medics, communications officers, and spies.
3. My primary objection to Femclones is that I've never encountered one that wasn't a total Mary-Sue. which is the fault of the creator, so it's one of those "In theory" things.

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eregnar In reply to Allison-beriyani [2013-03-31 08:58:46 +0000 UTC]

I've noticed the Mary-Sue thing too. Your "because sense" thing made it seem like you objected to it on rational grounds. Sorry for the misunderstanding Still think female clones would be discarded though, if for no other reason then because they are trying for male soldiers. If they're willing to kill their own children for having the wrong eye color, they'd certainly dispose of their own "products" for having the wrong gender. Also female soldiers could potentially cause... distractions.

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Allison-beriyani In reply to eregnar [2013-04-02 06:14:48 +0000 UTC]

No, I was Just being inarticulate.

Kaminoans, why are you so sociopathic?

I don't know if the Female clones would be such a distraction- they'd be sisters to the males ones. So unless Jango is somehow related to the Lannisters, I don't see sexual tension as a problem.

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hallosse In reply to Allison-beriyani [2012-04-03 18:07:39 +0000 UTC]

"The time has come. Commander Cheese, execute Order 66."

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Allison-beriyani In reply to hallosse [2012-04-03 21:40:18 +0000 UTC]

I may have to use that line somewhere now.

But it's Sargent Nipples and Captain Nutsack that really worry me.

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hallosse In reply to Allison-beriyani [2012-04-03 23:27:52 +0000 UTC]

Ha ha ha! *dies of laughter again* ave you seriously seen those names in noncrack fics?!

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Allison-beriyani In reply to hallosse [2012-04-04 03:38:44 +0000 UTC]

Regrettably, yes.
(Ok, whoever wrote the one with captain Nutsack wasn't at all fluent in English, but STILL.)

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hallosse In reply to Allison-beriyani [2012-04-05 21:56:48 +0000 UTC]

*____*

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Allison-beriyani In reply to hallosse [2012-04-07 22:43:17 +0000 UTC]

That was about my reaction too.

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hallosse In reply to Allison-beriyani [2012-04-08 18:36:43 +0000 UTC]

What else COULD you say!?

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Kevari [2012-02-20 01:58:27 +0000 UTC]

That just made my day. My younger brother is reading over my shoulder and literally FELL OVER LAUGHING.

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Allison-beriyani In reply to Kevari [2012-02-20 05:07:14 +0000 UTC]

It always makes me happy to hear I've made people laugh!
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There's more of them at the links, if you like!

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LUMIY4 [2012-02-04 05:10:19 +0000 UTC]

Ahahaha that's great.

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Allison-beriyani In reply to LUMIY4 [2012-02-06 06:24:09 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! I have more of their adventures in my gallery, if you like!

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LUMIY4 In reply to Allison-beriyani [2012-02-06 06:41:24 +0000 UTC]

Cool, I'll go look. Their cleverness makes them very funny.

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Allison-beriyani In reply to LUMIY4 [2012-02-06 06:49:11 +0000 UTC]

Sometimes too clever for their own good...

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god-of-all-things [2012-01-14 18:35:55 +0000 UTC]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i can't stop hahahahahahaha

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Allison-beriyani In reply to god-of-all-things [2012-01-15 14:15:26 +0000 UTC]

Drunk Yoda is hilarious.

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god-of-all-things In reply to Allison-beriyani [2012-01-15 23:51:11 +0000 UTC]

I KNOW RIGHT

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Allison-beriyani In reply to god-of-all-things [2012-01-15 23:57:13 +0000 UTC]

He's rambl-y and incoherent enough as it is- NOBODY would understand what he's saying while drunk!

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god-of-all-things In reply to Allison-beriyani [2012-01-16 00:20:45 +0000 UTC]

i have to say your right

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kupieckorzenny [2011-11-21 17:42:21 +0000 UTC]

perfect

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Allison-beriyani In reply to kupieckorzenny [2011-11-28 06:18:16 +0000 UTC]

Guts and Booth always have the best instructions!

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Ayej [2011-11-21 14:46:15 +0000 UTC]

awesome! so cute

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