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act 1 part 2.possibly my favorite song in the whole thing. 8D
Harry Freakin' Potter
music and lyrics by Darren Criss
RON:
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
You don't understand
You're a legend, man,
To us all!
Every son and daughter--
RON & THE KIDS:
"SAFE!"
RON:
... From You-Know-Who,
all because of you!
You were small,
but I wonder if you can recall...
[CHORUS: Oooo...]
RON:
Long story short,
This guy,
[whispered] "Voldemort"
was super cruel...
HARRY:
"Voldemort?"
THE KIDS:
[GASP!] "SHHH!!!"
[CHORUS: Oooo...]
RON:
... Tried to kill you & your parents,
And this is where it gets intensely cool...
Even though you were a tiny little boy,
You shoulda died but you survived and then destroyed
This evil guy and it's story we enjoy to tell....
RON & THE KIDS:
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
We don't prefer Gandalf,
Merlin, or Oz,
You're a whole lot hotter!
With that lighting scar,
You're a superstar to us all!
If we're in trouble we know who to call!
[DANCE BREAK]
RITA SKEETER:
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
I wouldn't wince at all,
you're invincible to all harm!
Like Betty Crocker--
RITA SKEETER & THE KIDS:
Oooh!
RITA:
... I wanna eat you up!
No one'll beat you up
With that charm!
Remember, Harry, kid,
You're the Boss,
You're the King,
You're the Bomb!
HARRY:
But this is all so sad,
I mean, my Mom and Dad
were killed, long ago...
THE KIDS:
Long ago they died!
HARRY:
... I wanna be psyched,
But being unliked
Is all I know...
CHORUS:
... All he knows, that's why--
HARRY:
I never thought I'd be a part of such a fate,
An opportunity eleven years late...
I guess it's time for me step up to the plate
And show 'em that I'm something great!
I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!
I'll do what I can
If what you say I am is true!
I can't be bothered
By my awful past,
I've found at last
Something I can do,
So it's time I knew
Exactly who I am...
I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!
THE KIDS:
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
HARRY & THE KIDS
I'm/You're Harry Freakin' Potter--
HARRY:
... And I'm the Man!
THE KIDS:
Ahhhhhh...
HARRY & THE KIDS:
"HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER!"
"harry freakin' potter" (c) darren criss/starkid
harry potter (c) jk rowling
a very potter sequel 9c) starkid
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Comments: 12
One of my favorite musicals, and that song is epic...xD Great stamp^^
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They said they'll putting it up on their website soon. xD Let's hope they mean "soon".... I remember how long it took for AVPM's soundtrack to be released. xD
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