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Published: 2020-01-02 07:36:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 2111; Favourites: 99; Downloads: 0
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I know it's late but who the hell cares? XDRelated content
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Charlie has a cute innocent face. I love it.
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I know what you put is cute
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i think it was cuteΒ
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All we need is angel dust with a guitar to play some Christmas music and we are set.
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or have Alastor play them on a radio. XD
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Yeah, that too.
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I love how cute Charlie looks covered upΒ
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I did my best to make her as cute as could be.
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Again good job
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I look at this and all I can think is.......Papyrus and Sans......
XD
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Sans reading to Papyrus?
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This is cute I must say. Just the concept of this is adorable and seems fitting. 
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You're very welcome mate.
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Me: Expect For DoomSlayer, Who Was Beating The Shit Out Of Alastor For Killing Santa Claus.
Vaggie: Thatβs Some Made Up Bull Shit.
Me: Look out the window and then tell me itβs βMade Up Bull Shit.
Vaggie looks out the window and went wide eyed and drops her jaw.
Me: When Your Done, You And I Will Save Christmas!! Ok Dad!?
DoomSlayer gave Darian a thumbs up.
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Charlie: What are you doing!? Even though they aren't the nicest demons, they are still my people you are killing out there!
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Me: Oh relax Charlie, My Dad is just Beating the shit out of Alastor. Besides, Dad never kills on Christmas.
Vaggie: Thank God For That....!
Morgan Freeman Voice: Youβre Welcome.
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Charlie: He is still... partially a friend. (shouts out the window at Doomsguy) Hey you! As princess of hell and heir to the thrown, I order you to stop fighting my friend!
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DoomSlayer looks at her, Then Punched out Alastor.
Me: *looks out the window* Ok Dad, Time To Save Christmas!!!
DoomSlayer gives Darian a thumbs up and walks to Santaβs sleigh.
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Charlie and Vaggie run out to Alastor.Β
Charlie: (elevating Alastor's head) Alastor, are you okay? please say something.
Vaggie: And they say we are monsters. (referring to Darian and Doomslayer.
Charlie: Vaggie, get some medical supplies! Call Angel Dust and Husk to help bring Alastor in!
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Me: You Know, They have a point dad, You donβt have to kill every demon in this hell. Only the ones in our hell.
DoomSlayer just shrugs.
Me: *Sigh* I wish I was adopted.
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the hotel crew help Alastor into the hotel to treat his injuries.
Husker: If only there was a demon that could put those fucking shits in their place.
Charlie: The only other one known is my dad, but I don't think he cares if demons die.
Vaggie: Seems like those two and you dad have something in common.
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Me: Actually, We Donβt.
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Angel Dust: The fuck are you two mooks doing here? Get the hell out? Your kind ain't wanted here!
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Me: Says the one who sucks dicks for a living. Anyways, I came to apologize for my fathers actions on your friend.
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Angel Dust: I suck the best of dicks, but I wouldn't suck either of yours to save my own life.
Vaggie: (Holds her spear out at him) You can apologize by getting the hell out, you piece of shit.
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Darian stood there unphazed.
Me: You know, I could help you around the hotel, And have my father leave this world.
DoomSlayer looks at his son, Darian knowing he was worried.
Me: Iβll be fine dad, Youβre needed in our world.
DoomSlayer nods and gives Darian one last hug goodbye.
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Angel Dust: We don't need no human in this world.
Husk: Go back to where you came from ya fucking human.
Niffty: (swats her duster at him) Shoo, shoo! Begone!
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Me: Thatβs the thing, Iβm not a human.
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Husk: well you're certainly not a fucking demon.
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Me: Nope, Not That ether.
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Angel Dust: Then fuck off.
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Me: ....... Alright.
Darian turns and leaves the hotel and gets into his 1973 Ford Falcon with a V8 Engine, Then his Kitten sat on his lap.
Me: No Snowy, I didnβt get the job.
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(personal note, don't celebrate attacking Charlie's friends)
Charlie: Did you kill Santa?
Alastor: (a bit dazed) Not at all. I just knocked him off his sled. The other demons in the street did the job.
Angel Dust: Well serves the fat fuck right for trying to come to hell with that Christmas bull shit.
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(Ok, Sure Thing)
Darian then kicks down the door with Hell fire behind him.
Me: *Demonic voice* WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT CHRISTMAS YOU FAGGOT ASS SHIT!!!!!!?
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Angel Dust: What every other demon in hell says about it. Don't get turn your boxers into a moist towelette over it.
Husk: Haven't you done enough shit with you old man?Β
Vaggie: (holds her spear out) You want to fight? I'm not going to let you hurt anyone here you childish tantrum shitty brat!
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Me: Iβm Not Here To Hurt Anyone! And If You Guys Hate Christmas So Much, Then Why Are There Christmas Decorationβs All Over The Damn Hotel!!?
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They all pointed at Charlie who shrugged sheepishly.Β
Charlie: What? it's not that bad.
Husk: It's why no fucking demon wants to come here. They take one look at this god damn place and leave.
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