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Published: 2012-09-04 20:34:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 32072; Favourites: 2010; Downloads: 270
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Description I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care...

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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Comments: 422

Fractaliatus [2018-12-11 16:49:49 +0000 UTC]

funny

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CallMeDorky [2017-04-12 13:33:46 +0000 UTC]

That's so awful yet so amazingΒ Β 

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ProZaliu [2016-06-26 19:13:00 +0000 UTC]

Triple kill.

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awill4517 [2014-07-21 06:59:33 +0000 UTC]

oh snap

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Storm-Dancer-9 [2014-07-12 23:06:08 +0000 UTC]

Very good way to get revengeΒ 

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hunterofthedark [2013-05-12 19:20:12 +0000 UTC]

I do need to remember that! ^^

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ShesNeverComingBack [2013-05-12 04:35:17 +0000 UTC]

Lol
She's fucked

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Storm-Dancer-9 In reply to ShesNeverComingBack [2014-07-12 23:05:43 +0000 UTC]

In so many waysΒ 

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GenoX11 [2013-05-11 14:33:49 +0000 UTC]

And then her dad posts it on facebook.

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DhanaRagnarok [2013-02-05 19:56:39 +0000 UTC]

This is glorious. Simply glorious.

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Shinigami-shisan [2013-02-03 21:14:27 +0000 UTC]



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PhotoPhobee [2013-01-27 01:21:28 +0000 UTC]

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MadaraUchiha7 [2013-01-24 22:35:18 +0000 UTC]

XD

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EpicManPhilip [2013-01-22 18:24:42 +0000 UTC]

Nice 1 !

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Nala156 [2012-12-27 03:03:54 +0000 UTC]

Take that, b!tch.

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StalkerForHire04 [2012-12-18 22:22:54 +0000 UTC]

...too bad I'm a girl...

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Ajanime22 [2012-11-12 23:10:14 +0000 UTC]

HA!!

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Twocool935 [2012-11-12 18:38:39 +0000 UTC]

Hahahhahahahahahahah
Totally worth it.

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moonmystery [2012-11-12 01:20:54 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha that's funny

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TheBloodyCountess [2012-11-02 15:29:38 +0000 UTC]

And that, my friends, is what I call a virtual bitch slap to the face.

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tendergrieving [2012-10-21 20:22:05 +0000 UTC]

OH SNAP XO THAT'S SO BAD XD

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Raenafyn [2012-10-05 01:51:59 +0000 UTC]

That is fucking hilarious! I just had to fave it!

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AndYetItMoves17 [2012-09-26 01:40:13 +0000 UTC]

TOATS.

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primtac [2012-09-24 18:30:45 +0000 UTC]

who ever thought of this, I like the way you think.

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Twocool935 [2012-09-15 04:03:16 +0000 UTC]

Now that is what revenge is.

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chocolateshark [2012-09-09 12:10:48 +0000 UTC]

lol

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limeheer [2012-09-08 22:59:23 +0000 UTC]

learn it...

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Yumi-HellGirl [2012-09-08 19:18:17 +0000 UTC]

)))

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Tired-Hands [2012-09-06 17:55:39 +0000 UTC]

Johnny how can you divorce your pregnant wife?
Doctor said my vasectomy is still working just fine.

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Bartimeas-Voltaire-P [2012-09-06 14:18:13 +0000 UTC]

i did that once...

best. payback. ever.

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Scr1b3 In reply to Bartimeas-Voltaire-P [2012-12-26 20:18:50 +0000 UTC]

Rofl... wait, how did you get her dads number?

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Bartimeas-Voltaire-P In reply to Scr1b3 [2012-12-26 20:54:55 +0000 UTC]

he was a cool guy, we played paintball a few times.

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Scr1b3 In reply to Bartimeas-Voltaire-P [2012-12-26 21:42:49 +0000 UTC]

How did he react when you sent him le picture?

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Bartimeas-Voltaire-P In reply to Scr1b3 [2012-12-27 01:08:31 +0000 UTC]

he asked me if i knew any good places to hide bodies... O.o

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Scr1b3 In reply to Bartimeas-Voltaire-P [2012-12-28 06:18:26 +0000 UTC]

LMAO

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gdpr-16712963 In reply to Bartimeas-Voltaire-P [2012-09-10 04:51:29 +0000 UTC]

actually? win.

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Red-Rose-12 [2012-09-06 02:07:35 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha awesome! total burn!

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Shellulose [2012-09-06 01:05:16 +0000 UTC]

oh!!!! ouch!!! ouch!!! hahahhah XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Jessa252 [2012-09-06 00:21:20 +0000 UTC]

omg awesome

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Nimbus-grey [2012-09-05 20:34:57 +0000 UTC]

If she or her boyfriend aren't 18 years old, you committed child pornography.

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Prof-Stein [2012-09-05 20:29:57 +0000 UTC]

Sweet, sweet revenge. XD

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ShugarSketch [2012-09-05 20:21:05 +0000 UTC]

This is just a waste of digital space. Totally unoriginal and 0 effort.

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Red-Rose-12 In reply to ShugarSketch [2012-09-06 02:06:39 +0000 UTC]

why did you comment hater :I this is funny!

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ShugarSketch In reply to Red-Rose-12 [2012-09-06 10:42:40 +0000 UTC]

This quote has been on the internet for centuries and this particular user is always using other people's quotes and never producing original typography pieces. They should learn to come up with their own sayings and be creative for once.

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Red-Rose-12 In reply to ShugarSketch [2012-09-06 20:06:57 +0000 UTC]

mabey you should just back of and let him do his thing its not like he is reipping someone off he is just spreading some smiles he isnt even claming it as his own

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Ret-Nicolae [2012-09-05 20:18:53 +0000 UTC]

Reported. Its white text on a black background. Even 'modern' artists would agree that this is crap. Also, its a very common quote, and i even looked it up.

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Same quote, different image. Seriously folks, I know and agree that its a funny quote, but don't downrgrade the quality of the site by allowing this kind of stuff to populate the front page instead of artwork someone put a lot of hard work into and not just slapped text onto a black backdrop.

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ShugarSketch In reply to Ret-Nicolae [2012-09-05 20:21:30 +0000 UTC]

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Ret-Nicolae In reply to ShugarSketch [2012-09-06 16:58:15 +0000 UTC]

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EmoJACKrigby [2012-09-05 20:14:17 +0000 UTC]

BUUUUUUUURN

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xXPhantomaticXx [2012-09-05 20:07:47 +0000 UTC]

LOL. Yes.

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