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Description I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care...

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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Comments: 57

IhavetoomanyOCs123 [2015-01-13 20:47:32 +0000 UTC]

you too?

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Sings-With-Spirits [2014-08-31 15:23:23 +0000 UTC]

My stupid computer won't let me do that!

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firewolf3 [2013-11-10 00:23:50 +0000 UTC]

Good idea! xD lol


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PeaTree-Creations [2013-10-10 10:51:19 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Merideim [2013-08-04 01:37:21 +0000 UTC]

One of my friends actually did that!

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YummyNums [2013-07-29 23:40:58 +0000 UTC]

Oh my god I gotta try that!

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KenedyStorm [2013-05-20 10:23:39 +0000 UTC]

Genius

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SkystrikeFlame [2013-05-13 20:46:31 +0000 UTC]

My friend did that.X3

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SkystrikeFlame [2013-05-13 20:46:17 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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Sunrayelle [2013-02-06 05:16:14 +0000 UTC]

That's so funny!!!

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sackofsquan [2013-02-05 02:52:10 +0000 UTC]

Hehe mine says :wrong password though. So sux for me

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ShiroKusakabe [2013-01-27 22:10:37 +0000 UTC]

this guy is way too clever.

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Wolf-Ninja001 [2013-01-25 12:32:25 +0000 UTC]

good idea.

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PhotoPhobee [2013-01-25 02:22:37 +0000 UTC]

Clever...........

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koimonster22 [2013-01-22 22:26:19 +0000 UTC]

oh man that is an awesome idea!

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sandame [2013-01-15 00:51:07 +0000 UTC]

this is pure genius

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Darkelemntal [2012-11-26 23:42:15 +0000 UTC]

I am going to have to give tht a try

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HorsesRGangsta [2012-11-18 00:02:32 +0000 UTC]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

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KMTwiddley-Wings [2012-09-29 16:33:36 +0000 UTC]

This is a great Idea! My sisters will never know the password when Its under their noses! Take that you nosy bitches!

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Icewingmoontigress [2012-09-28 13:38:44 +0000 UTC]

That is actually not that bad of an idea

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FullMoonHowler123 [2012-09-05 23:03:03 +0000 UTC]

woooow thats smart

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bitteryetsweet [2012-08-28 05:04:16 +0000 UTC]

Thats...actually a good idea.

Just change the characters around though.

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OtherworldyFauna [2012-08-26 01:28:37 +0000 UTC]

This is genius. Absolute genius.

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elli0777 [2012-08-22 16:07:30 +0000 UTC]

THAT IS UTTER GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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prussiancrimsonheart [2012-08-22 03:04:50 +0000 UTC]

Wow... I can honestly say that I have never thought of that...

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SappireForestWolf12 [2012-08-21 17:52:32 +0000 UTC]

I also use emailisinvalid XD

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RoverGirl [2012-08-20 19:50:48 +0000 UTC]

That is genius.

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Twocool935 [2012-08-20 04:37:10 +0000 UTC]

Whoever said this first was a genius.

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ZackyWolf [2012-08-20 00:57:22 +0000 UTC]

My bank, this was a few years back, used to require you to say a password to the teller (Which is ridiculous to have because everyone can hear it anyways) and I had mine to "I don't need one" and I'd say it loud and proud when they asked. This got several people pissed off especially when the teller didn't get that was my password and kept insisting that I did need one and I'd say "No check again, you'll find that I don't." and she'd see my password and go "Oh my mistake!" and everyone's like "WHY THE FUCK DOES HE NOT NEED ONE!?"

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DarkAcey In reply to ZackyWolf [2013-08-19 06:35:54 +0000 UTC]

I know your comment here is over a year old (actually, it's exactly a year -- go figure!), but I just had to say that's pure genius.

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Sunrayelle In reply to ZackyWolf [2013-02-06 05:17:30 +0000 UTC]

XD Clever! Strange of the bank to require that, but that's awesome!

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BloodhoundYellow In reply to ZackyWolf [2013-02-03 21:20:27 +0000 UTC]

That is awesome.

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Aleronssword In reply to ZackyWolf [2013-01-27 20:57:36 +0000 UTC]

I know the comment's old, but THIS F***ING WINS!!

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elli0777 In reply to ZackyWolf [2012-08-22 16:08:46 +0000 UTC]

that is HILARIOUS XD

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Dezrae2011 In reply to ZackyWolf [2012-08-20 19:40:23 +0000 UTC]

Thats hilarious, those people are all idiots.

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Guilthas [2012-08-19 19:27:40 +0000 UTC]

Brilliant!

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DaiyaNoHana [2012-08-18 23:45:11 +0000 UTC]

awesome!

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Gyrin [2012-07-16 15:49:06 +0000 UTC]

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Calypso-Dawn [2012-07-02 02:34:16 +0000 UTC]

That's genius!!

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LittleKandiScreamer [2012-07-01 09:37:51 +0000 UTC]

Genius.

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alphanathan [2012-06-30 15:55:02 +0000 UTC]

I'm going to name my kid 'See I.D', so that it's right on the credit card. The clerk will either be really confused, or get it right away.

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BaGamman [2012-06-30 05:44:16 +0000 UTC]

... O_O This man is a genius

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summerday27 [2012-06-30 02:17:13 +0000 UTC]

Best idea ever.

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PotentialMistakes [2012-06-23 20:52:55 +0000 UTC]

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IRideAMagicalLadle [2012-06-22 14:42:59 +0000 UTC]

........ ok, time to change all my passwords

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MewMewSix [2012-06-17 02:34:43 +0000 UTC]

ha! Nice!

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gdpr-16712963 [2012-06-16 22:14:03 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Dancing-Glass-Golem [2012-06-16 22:12:30 +0000 UTC]

That is F***ing AWESOME

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WarriorKatz [2012-06-16 19:22:50 +0000 UTC]

That is actually the best idea I've seen all day. XDDD
;A; Unfortunatly I've seen many sights where you have to have a loooong password. Like dA. o.o;

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shybaby63080 [2012-06-13 22:37:41 +0000 UTC]

I AM SO GONNA DO THAT!!!

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