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Description Quotes #36 | “Never laugh at your wife’s choices… You are one of them.”

After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...

New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]

About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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Comments: 55

Rook-of-Skulls [2014-06-07 11:08:01 +0000 UTC]

Score! XD

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Rob-Satanta-K [2014-03-08 17:58:01 +0000 UTC]

I nearly laughed noodles out of my nose when I read this. Mental note to self "No soup eating whilst reading funnys"

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Roozh [2014-01-08 23:36:35 +0000 UTC]

it goes both ways

"Never laugh at your husband's choices...You are one of them."

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raven-girl14 [2013-08-12 23:32:53 +0000 UTC]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Powddah [2013-08-09 11:18:14 +0000 UTC]

Saying that to a guy is like a kick in the nutts xD

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Cygam-7 [2013-02-09 21:29:34 +0000 UTC]

Excellent LMAO!!

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Fretka111 [2013-02-07 20:40:32 +0000 UTC]

Words are also the kind of art. Congratulation for idea!

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artemis1031 [2013-02-05 21:12:27 +0000 UTC]

it does belong on DA. its art using words

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Tazhia [2013-02-03 13:38:14 +0000 UTC]

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roller323 [2013-01-28 02:21:19 +0000 UTC]

:3

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PhotoPhobee [2013-01-25 02:17:31 +0000 UTC]

BWAHAHA--True.......Very true my friend.

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MadaraUchiha7 [2013-01-24 22:18:13 +0000 UTC]

LOLZ so true

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cookielover17 [2013-01-24 21:47:39 +0000 UTC]

oh snap

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Canankk [2013-01-24 21:23:40 +0000 UTC]

Featured in my journal [link]

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legalut [2013-01-23 01:58:21 +0000 UTC]

Dude, this is really I need a shower.

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legalut In reply to legalut [2013-01-23 01:59:22 +0000 UTC]

sorry I was going to make this comment in this [link] , I kind of prove your point.

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Kyk01 [2013-01-19 02:36:39 +0000 UTC]

Really good point!!!!

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LeeyaKuchuk [2013-01-18 17:33:26 +0000 UTC]

outch..

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gatahada [2013-01-11 18:27:16 +0000 UTC]

haha awesome

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bakagohome [2012-12-31 02:55:51 +0000 UTC]

Told this to my bf.

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Klopeztwins [2012-12-27 04:21:17 +0000 UTC]

if i ever get married i would make my husband read this and give him the "im serious" look.but still lol.

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Aya-Creuset [2012-12-27 04:11:55 +0000 UTC]

Had to send that to my man!

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44redz [2012-12-27 04:08:53 +0000 UTC]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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DaGaoPump [2012-12-27 01:46:45 +0000 UTC]

Damn... powned! LOL

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mikichihiro [2012-12-27 01:16:47 +0000 UTC]

this one ... made my day xD hahaha xD

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diskfire [2012-12-27 01:11:38 +0000 UTC]

...ouch.

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baren777 [2012-12-27 01:07:44 +0000 UTC]

oh my god that's brilliant! XD

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lasarousi [2012-12-27 01:07:44 +0000 UTC]

id laugh harder

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DragonShard123 [2012-12-27 01:04:02 +0000 UTC]

lol thats hilarious

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LightsGrace [2012-12-26 22:55:39 +0000 UTC]

Ha, ha ha.

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PoliticalViolet [2012-12-26 22:09:01 +0000 UTC]

So, so true.

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Danius1 [2012-12-26 21:58:49 +0000 UTC]

so true.

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cskadoz [2012-12-26 21:56:50 +0000 UTC]

that's where dad screwed up?!

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Ruby-Rey [2012-12-26 21:56:29 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE THIS

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Shanyume [2012-12-26 21:55:21 +0000 UTC]

Going to show this to my husband when I get home.

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YukiMinamoto [2012-12-26 21:54:55 +0000 UTC]

XD So true.

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CharlieRadosna [2012-12-26 21:48:52 +0000 UTC]

HELL YEA!! ))

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Natalie4ever [2012-12-26 21:42:55 +0000 UTC]

lol, I must share this

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BBsTempAccnt [2012-12-26 21:40:52 +0000 UTC]

Lmao, my wife read this over my shoulder. She laughed before I did, then looked right at me and said, "You remember that."

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ItsMeSB [2012-12-26 21:38:29 +0000 UTC]

Why wife? Why not "spouse"?

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Dalychnea [2012-12-26 21:35:08 +0000 UTC]

hahaha, this is so genius x3

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OAGM [2012-12-26 21:30:54 +0000 UTC]

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wadiki [2012-12-26 21:23:55 +0000 UTC]

thats like stating
"never laugh at your country's choices, you are one of them"

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LightandDarkHeart [2012-12-26 21:16:41 +0000 UTC]

lol! true, very true!

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Scr1b3 [2012-12-26 20:53:22 +0000 UTC]

Not if it's a forced marraige

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Outsidemybox In reply to Scr1b3 [2012-12-29 08:52:20 +0000 UTC]

Still a choice.

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Ghiralink123 [2012-12-26 20:40:09 +0000 UTC]

BEST. QUOTE. EVER.

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wolves3000 [2012-12-26 19:45:54 +0000 UTC]

lol

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artofPaulMartin [2012-12-26 19:24:41 +0000 UTC]

Haha! And wives need to remember that it goes the other way, too!

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Sesshomaru431 [2012-12-26 18:58:06 +0000 UTC]

I must remember this!

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