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Published: 2008-12-25 03:57:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 1476; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 12
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[link]CINEMATIC GENIUS!!!
if a lot of people love each other the world will be a better place
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My name is Mark, and I love it when people's greetings toward me begin with "Oh Hi."
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Oh hey Johnny, what's up?
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I have a problem with Lisa. She said I hit her.
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*scoffs* What? Well did you?
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No! It's not true! Don't even ask! ...What's new with you?
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Well I'm just sittin' up here thinkin', ya know. I got a question for you. You think girls like to cheat like guys do?
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...What makes you say that?
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I don't know. I don't know, I'm just... I'm just thinkin'.
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I don't have to worry about that, because Lisa's loyal to me.
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Yeah man, you never know. People are very strange theseο»Ώ days. I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about, beat her up so bad she ended up in a hospital on Guerrero Street.
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Aha ha! What a story, Mark.
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Yeah, you can say that again!
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I'm so happy I have you as my best friend... And I love Lisa so much.
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Yeah, man. Yeah, you are very lucky.
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Well maybe you should have a girl, Mark.
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Yeah. Yeah, maybe you're right. Maybe I have one already... I don't know yet.
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Well, what happened? Remeber betty? That's her name?
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Betty? Yeah, we don't see each other anymore. You know, she wasn't any good in bed - she was beautiful, but we... had too many arguments.
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That's too bad. My Lisa's great when I can get it.
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Aw man, I just can't figure women out. Sometimes they're just too smart. Sometimes they're flat-out stupid. Other times they're just evil.
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It seems to me like your a EXPERT, Mark!
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No! Definitely not an expert, Johnny.
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...What's bothering you, Mark?
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Do you? Do you have some secrets?
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Why don't you talk? C'mon.
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Is it some secret? Tell me! C'mon!
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No, forget it - I'll talk to you later!
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Oh hi, Doggie!
You're my favorite customer, Johnny.
O_o
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I deed naaut Heet herrrr, iz boulshitt, I deed nauht heet er, I diid Naaaaaaaaaauuutt! O Hai Marrgk!
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I must say, this must be the only (somewhat and by comparison) flattering portrayal of Monsieur Wiseau on the whole website. But does he really deserve it?
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yes he deserves it.
dude spent 7 mil on the room, and the only way he can make the money back is smartasses laughing at him (i'm one of those smartasses, i admit). he definitely deserves a picture some goober drew him as a joke. he is kind to his i-guess-they-would-be-called-fans. when i gave this pic to him in person he hugged me. he remembered me from a brief encounter a year prior.
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YOU'RE TEARING ME APART JOHN FROM THEROOMMOVIE.COM!
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im fed up with this wooorld
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it seems to me that you are like a EGGSPERT, Mark
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HAHAHAHAH
i gave this to Wiseau last night. He said "Not bahhhhd", mumbled something about the nose, and gave me a hug.
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that's awesome!
but gross... xDDD did he smell bad?
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surprisingly not lolol
he was wearing like four belts. amazing.
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Oh hi, Denny!
Oh hi, Lisa!
Oh hi, Mark!
Oh hi, movie theater!
Oh hi, Claudette, bye.
Oh hi, doggy!
Oh hi, answering machine!
Oh hi, building!
Oh hi, gun barrel!
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OH HI MARK HI DENNY HI LISA I'M DEAD YOU KNOW
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i have a problem with leeeesa, she say that i hit her
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She's lying! I never hit her!
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Ha ha ha, what a picture, Mark. Don't even ask!
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