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   He's sitting on a table (for one) in a bar.
Drinking his beer, watching outside, just enjoying, being alive.
Life just couldn't get any better.

And then that damned cellphone rings.
Fuck technology.

He tries to block the annoying noise out and fails miserably.
Someone from another table starts searching her own cell, so he takes the ringing demon out before it ruins those lovers' sweet moment.
Might as well check what was coming.

It's from Bob.
...
Oh no.
One of those chainmessages.
He hates them.
He's just going to delete it and keep enjoying...
... but something makes him wonder.
He had told his friends to NOT send any crappy chain-thingys, so they never did.
Then why?
Why did somebody do it now?
Especially Bob.
Bob's a great young man with sweet sense of humor, a person who would destroy any un-humorous message, should he get one.

He decides to trust on Bob's judgement and check the text.

<(-.-)>   This is Bob.

...
The hell?

<(-.-)>   He's a cat.

<(-.-)>   He's a fuckin' cat.

<(-.-)>   He's asleep.

<(-.-)>   ZZZZzzzZZZzzzz.....

<(-.-)>   Still asleep...

<(-.-)>   Okay, get up.

<(-.-)>   ...

<(-.-)>   GET THE F*CK UP!!!

<(-.-)>   ...

<(-.-)>   This isn't going anywhere...

<(-.-)>   *meow*

<(-.-)>   ...

<(-.-)>   Did I just hear...

<(-.-)>   *meeooww*

<(-.-)>   A REACTOIN?!?

STAY TUNED FOR A WORLD-SHOCKING CONTINUATION!!!

...

The hell indeed.