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Published: 2009-02-08 20:18:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 1883; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 31
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I've been feeling rather in the Madness mood these past weeks. Probably cuz 9 is going to come out VERY soon (I'm guessing near the beginning of March at latest). I still dunno what to do with this, but I've always wanted to see Hank just go chucklefucking apeshit on someones unfortunate ass. ^^Madness Combat -> Krinkels
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Depends if you have a death wish or not, I suppose. :3
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Me: Ain't he, though? ^w^
Hank: *sitting in a tree and pouting* |<
Azure: It sure never gets boring around him, I tell ya. X3
Me: True dat. =3 Hey Riz. Why don't ya go try and cheer him up or something?
Riz: Raa. =3 *walks over to Hank's tree* Ra?
Hank: |<
Riz: Raa? *pokes him with his nose* =3
Hank: Mnyhhh...|<
Riz: Raa... :<
Me: Aw come on, cheer up.
Hank: Don't wanna. |<
Me: ...Gah...Alright, fine. How bout if I let you use Strecke's Nuke, will that make you happy? ._.
Hank: ...
Me: x.x
Hank: *ninjas to the top of Riz's head* Can we go now? Can we please? 83
Azure: Uhh...I think you killed the commander. o.O
Riz: D8
Hank: Really? o_O Damn, I'm better than I thought I was.
Me: *twitches* x.x
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some one call medic squadron! stat!!!
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Hank: Medic? Ours is already here. ._.
Azure: *wearing a nurses uniform* Docta Azuru, reporting for duty!!! X3 *dramatic pose*
Riz: Chu? =3
Azure: Yes. |3 Alrighty then, lets see... *picks me up by the collar and starts bitch slapping me* RELEASE YOUR GRASP AND BEGONE, DEMON!!! FREE THIS CHILD FROM HER UNCONSCIOUS SLUMBER!!! DX
Me: I'M UP! I'M UP! I'M- *smacked unconscious again* x.x
Azure: |3
Hank & Riz:
Azure: I'm just messin with ya. ^^ *summons Iblis the Light Dragon* Do your stuff, Ib.
Iblis: Raa. ^^ *enters my body, like a ghost*
Me: ...ew...ew...EW! *jumps up* That feels so weird. T^T
Iblis: *comes out and dissipates* Ra. ^^
Hank: *rolling around on Riz's head, laughing* XD
Riz: 9w9
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you k? I mean dang iv seen and herd some strang things. like when i some how fell in to purgatory and met Robert Lightless or when i found and opend pandora's box. but this blows them both out the water. (anyQUSTIONs)
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Raymendye ; well it just um.. your... well..your hank and... hank: and what ! Raymendye:um you know what, let change the subject like....... hay what on the telly [link] Azure:*pops out of no where* boo! Raymendye: >A< ahhh ... what the.. whoa wha.. dont ..dont do that ! Azure: ok^_^ but only if you tell how you still alive? Raymendye: .........
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Me: Oh don't let ol' Hank scare you. Sure doesn't bug me. :3 *pokes him in the gut*
Hank: *twitches* Knock it off...
Me: Mmmmm....No. >3 *pokes him again*
Hank: *twitches* I said Knock it off.
Me: 9w9....*pokes him three more times*
Hank: DAMMIT I SAID KNOCK IT OFF!!! *gets ready to punch me, then freezes when he sees a huge shadow cast over him*
Me: What's wrong? I'm waiting. |3
Hank: ...*slowly looks up to see Riz's metal paw curled into a fist right above him and ready to smash him*
Riz: |3
Hank: ...*shudders and backs down* -,-
Me: Heh. You're helpless. |3 *flicks him in the forehead*
Hank: ...rrrRRRRRAAAAAHHHHHH DX *walks away, spewing every curse word known to man*
Me: Love you, too. =3
Hank: BITE ME!
Me: *dodges a knife* He's fun. ^^
Riz: ^w^
Azure: XD
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Chucklefucking apeshit insane? Ladies and gentlemen, Hank has reached a whole new level of insanity. X3
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And it only gets better from here. >.>
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Roar. Man I'd like to see that as well. Love it.
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It would be funcakes. |3 It's fun making Hank look like a nutter. Now to see if I can make it scarier. >3
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Yeah. Lol. That would look pretty sweet.
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I guss I souldnt have send that e-mail to hank 3 days ago.......... O-O oh well nice pic ALZP .... ooh crap (9_9) hes back agin *hank jumps in,foming in the mouth, swinging a chain saw.* (hank yelling) why pie gone!!!
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Danke! ^^
Me: Need some help thar? oO
Riz: Nya? ._.
Azure: Oh boy. o.o
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NO! AHHH some one call robert lightless or the 911 some one hellllppppaaaaa hank rraaaaaaaa!!
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Me: Right. -_- Riz?
Riz: Ra. *bites down on the scruff of Hank's coat and lifts him 30 feet in the air*
Hank: PUT ME DOWN!!! RAAAA DAMMIT!!!! DX *starts flailing around, then quits since he realizes he's helpless* ...-_-
Azure: Dat's pretty high. Wouldn't want ta fall. X3
Hank: Aw shut it. -_-
Azure: OOOOO, scar-y. XD
Riz: Rrreaawwww.
Hank: I don't need lip from you, kit. >.<
Riz: 9w9
Me: Ya about done? Or d'ya need more time to cool down? =3
Hank: I'd say give me another five minutes, to be safe. -_-
Me: Kay. =3
Riz: *sits down* 9w9;
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Raymendye:breathing hard) thanks for the save ALZP.Raymendye: uummm hank, dude what the hell. did you even read the e-mail! HANK: growing mad once more, ray..>,< why you made pie gone!!!! Raymendye: me? what? no! you got it all wrong i said the pie store moved. HANK:-_0 wha! Raymendye: O_o ohhhh I think I got e_mail from s.a.m. and well.. hank: (going red) s.am.+ e-mail= virus.. dip##%$! Raymendye: well hay im sorr...(boot to the face with M67 grenade) booommm damn you sam!! Raymendie: wha.. what the hell hank! why at me. hank: you were the closest >W<. Azure:how are you alive? Raymendye: longgggga story V_V. Azure: hufp... killjoy
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Me: Hank...You do realize it's impossible for any of our tech systems to get a virus, right?
Hank: Come again? =3?
Me: *sighs* As a countermeasure, all systems in the hangar have a counterhack signal and automatically encrypts all our data in Zoidian rune until the attack is stopped (which usually doesn't take long). Thing is, you'll need to get me to translate the rune if you wanted to do anything.
Hank: ._.
Riz: -_- Raaa Raaaaa... -So simple...- *puts Hank down*
Hank: ...That doesn't change the fact that I'm still hungry... T^T
Me: *whips a cup of Ramen at him* Here. It's all I got with me.
Hank: Will do. *searches his coat for a flamethrower (Read: lighter)* Uh...a little help, Azuru?
Azure: Oh! Of course. ^^ *spawns fire in her hands*
Hank: Cool. *uses it as a stove* =3
Me: ...We're a bunch of nutters, I swear. ._.
Riz: *shrugs* ^^
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Hank: And you expected it not to? Why is that? ._.
Me: ...
Hank: ...What? ._.
Azure: =3 *melts into the shadows* |3
Riz: *rolls onto his back* |3
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Tricky: It looks like someone is about to enter the Flippy mode XD.
Jebus: Speak for your self Semen Deamon ¬_¬ .
Tricky:..Toche -_-...
Hank: ._.? <---- No idea about what they are talking about XD.
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Riz: ...Nya ^^ *shrugs and falls on his back, making the ground quake and almost squishing Hank* |3
Hank: *launched a couple of feet into the air from Riz, lands right by him on his feet* ._.
Me: Someone looks rather blank. Did you calm down that fast? o.O
Hank: Yeah, thanks to numnuts 1 and 2 over there who got me confused. ._. One moment please. *grabs some guy by the collar, breaks a beer bottle on his head and shanks them with it* Okay. Carry on. ._.
Azure: Aha, You're funny, Hanku. XD
Hank: Yeah. I get that a lot, surprisingly. ._.
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Me:*sigh* You never change now do you Hank.
Hank:..Somethings has to be the way other think it is. Even if we don't wish for it...
Jebus:*Realize what he is talking about*...
Tricky:*Takes notice of Jebus* Hu? hey buddy you'r ok?.
Jebus: I just...*sighs and looks away from Tricky*.
Trcky:*sad* You havent forgiven your self have you.
Jebus:...
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Me: ...>.>...<.<...*clings to Riz's paw* -mumbles to him- I feel awkward. Things got serious all of a sudden. ._.
Riz: *nods his head in agreement* ._.
Azure: *joins the awkward party, clinging to Riz's paw* oO?
Hank: *notices a sudden absence of two idiots and an 82 ton lion* Hm? *looks back to us* What are you assjacks doing back there?
Me, Riz, and Azure: *startled* Ah, nothing! We were just...eh...err...*all look at each other* oO
Hank: *sighs* Whatever. *returns to the matter at hand*
Me: -whispers to Azure- I think I'm afraid to ask whats up. I mean, if it's bothering him, I don't want to be a prude and impose on him. ._.
Azure: *nods her head* Yeah, same boat for me. :<
Riz: Raa... *droops his head down*
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Tricky:*Thinks for a moment*Hmm...*gets an idea*AHA!*sings a song that Jebus recognizes* "Don't be sad, no need to be sad, especially when you got a good friend around."
Jebus:*Don't want to listen but is not totally uninterested*
Tricky: *Keeps singing*.
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Me, Azure, & Riz: *look at each other again*
Hank: *sighs and walks back to us*
Me: Hm? What're you doin?
Hank: *gets up and sits on Riz's paw* What does it look like? *leans back against his shin* Never was good at cheerin' people up. I'm just gonna leave them to their business...
Azure: But Aapa, you always cheer us up when we're sad. c:
Me: Yeah, even if you weren't trying to. ^^
Hank: Uh...mmm...v///v
Riz: *lays down* Raa...^^
Azure: Hope they can get it worked out, though.
Me: Yeah.
Hank: Mmmm...
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Awesome 
I CAN'T F***ING WAIT UNTIL 9 COMES OUTTTTTT!!!!!!!! *fangirl spaz time*
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They are very fun words 8D
OMFGBBQSAUCEEE YESSSS!!!! *hugs Hank* XD
Hank: *hears some bones snap* ow...T^T
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Yeah especially walking down the hallway in school XD
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There's a good place to hear somes. :3
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yeah until people look at you funny XD
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Yeah...There's always that unfortunate side effect. Oh well. :3
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True, true. It's fun to make people think you're criminally insane, though. ^w^
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Fun until you go see the guidance counselor, I guess. XD
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Ours probably doesn't either. I know our nurse doesn't. 9_9
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lol we have two nurses, one is nice, the other a meanie who always sounds like she's hacking up a lung...
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Our nurse never sends anyone home, even people who fell down the stairs and got bruised ribs because of it (true story >.> ). She always says we're faking. -_-
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PUNCH HER IN ZEE FACE!!!! not the best idea, but the funnest l3
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yeah XD then some kid with a nose bleed could be like "WHO'S FAKING NOA BIOTCH?"
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