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Description 1. SoulSilver



"Silvy!~" Kotone called out happily.

"Hm?" Silver replied, his eyes never leaving the morning paper.

"I baked some cake, here!" The brunette placed not a slice, but the entire cake onto the dinning table.

Silver stared at the peculiar-designed cake. The cake was in two halves, one part covered in blue frosting, and the other part in pink. And right in the center, the was a huge question mark made with white whipped cream.

"What the?" Silver stared intensely at the cake.

"When you see that what pops into your head?" Kotone giggled.

"Woman the only idea I get from this is that you're preg-"

Realization hit Silver like a ton of bricks. He looked at his wife with eyes as wide as saucers. His mouth hung open, and his face struck with disbelief.

Kotone's face looked radiant as the morning sun shone through the kitchen windows. Her wedding ring was neatly worn on her left ring finger, and she wore a heart-warming smile.

Silver abruptly stood up. "I- I..." He stuttered.

"You're going to be a daddy yaay!"~ Kotone gleefully clapped her hands.

"D-Daddy..." Silver went paler by the second.

"I'm going to be... a daddy..." Silver repeated.


THUD!


"SILVER?!"



2. Twinleaf



"How do I say it?" Hikari paced backwards and forwards.

"Jun, I'm pregnant?" She tested those words, to see how they felt.

"No, no, no... that's too plain..." Hikari shook her head.

"Um, Jun you're going to be a father?" She tried again.

"Ah, no... that's not it either." She let a out a tired sigh.

"How about: Jun please take responsibility?"

"Gah, I'm making it sound like an accident!" Hikari scolded herself.

"Hikari!"

Hikari jolted as Jun called her from downstairs.

"Y-yeah?!" She replied shakily.

Hikari then heard footsteps coming up the stairs. Jun then opened the bedroom door, a worried look on his face.

"Breakfast is ready, not gonna eat?" Jun said, spatula in hand.

"E-eh? Ah, yeah.."Hikari nodded.

"What's wrong? Is it the baby?" Jun asked, genuine worry on his face.

Wait...what?!

"H-how did you know?!"

"Oh I saw your pregnancy test box in the trash."



3. Frantic



"Ruuuuby." Sapphire moaned.

"What is it, Sapph?" He asked as he looked over to his wife, lazily sprawled out on the living-room couch.

"My stomach huuurts." She whined again, slowly turning over.

"That's because you ate too much Qualot-berry ice cream." Ruby answered, tying his apron and heading into the kitchen to cook dinner.

Sapphire let out a grunt and flipped on the tv, just in time to watch the game.

Honestly, if anyone would walk-in and see the married couple, they would think that the role of the husband is being done by the wife and the role of the wife is being done by the husband.

"Ruby, it hurts!" Sapphire flailed her arms.

"Maybe you're pregnant." Ruby joked, his chuckles could be heard all the way from the kitchen.

.......

"Congratulations Mr.Petalburg! The due date is on 14th March next year." The doctor smiled, handing Ruby the test results.

Ruby turned to Sapphire, who was sitting quietly. About to open his mouth, he was quickly silenced when his darling wife screamed:

"Ya jinxed me, ya damn sissy!"



4. Ego



"Hey Oak! Massage my shoulders." Misty snapped her fingers, calling the young researcher as if he were her slave.

Gary sighed, glumly walking over and massaged the young redheaded gym leader's shoulders.

He found out yesterday that his beloved wife was pregnant. And eventhough the water-specialist was only a few days into her pregnancy, she cheekily used this to her advantage and made him her personal butler.

"I'm thirsty. Bring me lemonade." She ordered.

"Yes, dear." Gary said, sarcasm dripping from his voice.



5. Dualrival



"Bianca." Cheren stared at his childhood friend and now precious spouse as she hurriedly ate her dinner.

"Hmm?" She chowed down, not even looking at her husband.

"D-don't you think... that you've been eating alot lately?" Cheren asked, amazed at the sheer speed she cleaned her plate.

"Well ofcourse, silly! I'm eating for two, after all." Bianca stated coolly.

Cheren choked on his dinner.

"W-WHAT?!" He asked completely and utterly surprised.

"Oh, did I forget to mention that?"



6. Original



Green swiftly hopped off his Pidgeot, at the summit of Mt. Silver. Calling his trusty companion back, he had to squint to find Red's cave in the harsh-blowing wind.

Green quickly picked up his pace, running into the cave.

"Red?" He called out, wiping the snowflakes from his messy hair.

Red didn't answer, instead just waved at the brunet gym leader while sitting next to the fire.

Red then patted the ground next to him, beckoning Green over.

"What is it?" Green sat next to Red, warming his hands at the fire.

"I have some news." Red said nonchalantly.

"Is that so? Just what news could a deranged man sitting on top of a deserted Mountain very far away from civilization possibly give?" Green reacted sarcastically.

Red rolled his eyes, then got up. He walked further into the cave, and came back with something behind his back.

"What are you planning?" Green asked, eyeing his childhood friend suspiciously.

Red then brought the object from behind his back, revealing an egg.

"You're going to be a father, Green."



7. Ferriswheel



"N..." White coughed awkwardly.

"What is it, my dearest White?" N smiled happily.

"This is really important... so... um, you have to listen carefully." White advised.

"Oh, okay." N immediately stopped what he was doing, and paid full attention to the Unova champion.

"You see, N... I'm pregnant." White looked downwards, hiding her face.

"..."

Only silence was heard.

White looked up, disappointed.

"S-say something." She stuttered in worry.

"Um, White..." N started.

"Y-yeah?"

"What is this 'pregnant' you speak of? Is it a game like tag when you say 'I'm it'?"




END.
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Comments: 141

Myracels [2015-05-15 21:38:46 +0000 UTC]

O god, the soulsilver one, too friging funny!

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animefanforever124 [2014-12-20 14:54:18 +0000 UTC]

Oh my god this made my day and the endings to all of them were hilarious especially N's reaction

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gabikittywolfshadow [2014-11-21 23:36:12 +0000 UTC]

White: N your a father
N: I'm... a... FATHER???!!!
White: Yeah...
N: Were's the pokemon egg?
White: *facepalm*

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azureauraa [2014-06-23 09:08:16 +0000 UTC]

I s2g I will rEAD THIS A FREAKING THOUSAND TIMES AND IT WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY

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AmiHeartsYou In reply to azureauraa [2014-08-28 00:05:43 +0000 UTC]

IM GLAD

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Dark-Warrior-Minerva [2014-06-16 09:38:48 +0000 UTC]

Wait a sec, if N is so childlike that he doesn't know what 'pregnant' means... then how did he get White/Hilda pregnant in the first place? I mean, don't you have to have sex to get someone pregnant?

I'm sorry, it's 5:30 AM and my cat is in mood to play revolving door...

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AmiHeartsYou In reply to Dark-Warrior-Minerva [2014-08-28 00:07:28 +0000 UTC]

He probably thought it wouldn'tΒ have consequences haha
like all the reproduction he knows about is pokΓ©mon so he probs expected White to deliver an egg or something im laughING

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Gemini-0601 [2014-02-17 04:41:15 +0000 UTC]

The Frantic and SoulSilver Shippings were the funniest and cracked me up so bad! Great job!!! Β 

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AmiHeartsYou In reply to Gemini-0601 [2014-08-28 00:08:00 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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Geniusofmath [2014-02-16 00:09:28 +0000 UTC]

N, you are so clueless.Β 

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AmiHeartsYou In reply to Geniusofmath [2014-08-28 00:08:12 +0000 UTC]

Indeed.

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matchmakingdove1028 [2014-01-28 09:18:39 +0000 UTC]

XD! LOL!!! Oh N! XDD

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AmiHeartsYou In reply to matchmakingdove1028 [2014-08-28 00:08:39 +0000 UTC]

N always gets caught up in things like these...

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matchmakingdove1028 In reply to AmiHeartsYou [2014-08-29 03:22:47 +0000 UTC]

So true.... XD

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Ever-LastingLove [2013-11-25 00:24:04 +0000 UTC]

Ok, how did- what did- Did N even know what they where doing when they were doing it?!?!

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AmiHeartsYou In reply to Ever-LastingLove [2013-11-29 13:17:35 +0000 UTC]

obviously not lol

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Rocketo-Ren [2013-10-28 12:11:07 +0000 UTC]

My favorite was Silver's. xDDD

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AmiHeartsYou In reply to Rocketo-Ren [2013-11-29 13:17:02 +0000 UTC]

yEP.

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AwesomeAbsolGumiho15 [2013-10-21 08:30:07 +0000 UTC]

Poor N. It's not like tag. Only women can be 'it'. Bianca.....okay. XD


Sapphire. I laughed so much at that. XD Good job!Β 


....oh yeah and Kotone, that was a good way to say 'I'm a mommy you're going to be a daddy'.Β 

Yep. Cake. Always a good thing to indicate something.Β 



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AmiHeartsYou In reply to AwesomeAbsolGumiho15 [2013-11-29 13:16:47 +0000 UTC]

all the pokemon characters are magnificent you can have so much fun with them

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AwesomeAbsolGumiho15 In reply to AmiHeartsYou [2013-11-30 06:20:29 +0000 UTC]

Mhmm Β  X3

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lupus-stellam [2013-10-05 08:21:12 +0000 UTC]

"Ya jinxed me, ya damn sissy!"


"Is that so? Just what news could a deranged man sitting on top of a deserted Mountain very far away from civilization possibly give?" Green reacted sarcastically.



My favourite lines. Epicly done~~ I truly love that Franticshipping and Twinleafshipping would be good pairs of husbands and wives.Β 

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AmiHeartsYou In reply to lupus-stellam [2013-10-18 10:23:23 +0000 UTC]

Uhuu. Thanks sweetheart! β™‘β™‘

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Zapriaby [2013-06-08 00:15:13 +0000 UTC]

Ah, N, your so innocent...

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AmiHeartsYou In reply to Zapriaby [2013-07-26 00:33:56 +0000 UTC]

Don't we love it for that?

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Zapriaby In reply to AmiHeartsYou [2013-07-26 03:36:05 +0000 UTC]

Yes, that is why we love him~

And how did you do that little heart without a plz icon?

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RedXGreenFTW [2013-02-05 00:04:44 +0000 UTC]

For Red and Green I expected mpreg... then I freaking lost it with the egg xD

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AmiHeartsYou In reply to RedXGreenFTW [2013-02-15 21:27:03 +0000 UTC]

Aaaa, thanks bby.

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AmiHeartsYou In reply to RedXGreenFTW [2013-02-15 21:27:03 +0000 UTC]

Aaaa, thanks bby.

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RedXGreenFTW In reply to AmiHeartsYou [2013-02-15 23:42:20 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome ^^

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Glaceon1362 [2013-01-22 03:54:59 +0000 UTC]

MOAR PLEASE
LIEK PLEASE

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AmiHeartsYou In reply to Glaceon1362 [2013-01-30 16:50:41 +0000 UTC]

soon, sweetheart, SOON.

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Glaceon1362 In reply to AmiHeartsYou [2013-02-02 23:23:33 +0000 UTC]

NOW NOW NOW NOW
I'M BEGGING YOU
I'M ON MY KNEES
IF YOU DO SPECIAL
I SWEAR
I MIGHT AS WELL TRACK YOU DOWN, BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND HUG YOU TO DEATH
PLZ

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Glaceon1362 [2013-01-22 03:53:58 +0000 UTC]

THIS
IS
GENIUS
WAT THE FAQ RED
JUST NO
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
THESE MADE ME LAUGH ME BUTT OFF

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AmiHeartsYou In reply to Glaceon1362 [2013-01-30 16:50:25 +0000 UTC]

AAAAA
THANK YOUUU

PFFT IM GLAD YOU LIKED IT, SWEETIE.

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Glaceon1362 In reply to AmiHeartsYou [2013-01-30 20:06:24 +0000 UTC]

No prob

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Pokespecshipper [2013-01-05 08:23:33 +0000 UTC]

Soulsilvershipping: Silver esque

Twin leaf: NIIIIIIIIICE

Frantic: SO FFFFFUCCCKKKKKKKKKKING CUTE

DUALRIVAL: Poor Cherry Berry

Original WTF

FERRISWHEEL:what white fire said

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AmiHeartsYou In reply to Pokespecshipper [2013-01-30 16:49:30 +0000 UTC]

Heeeeeee.

I'm glad you liked it, eee!

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Pokespecshipper In reply to AmiHeartsYou [2013-01-31 04:58:39 +0000 UTC]

Are you going to do what white fore said?

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Whitefire321 [2012-09-14 20:06:28 +0000 UTC]

You are to make another short with N figuring out/learning what pregpreg means.

>:U

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AmiHeartsYou In reply to Whitefire321 [2012-10-02 22:17:53 +0000 UTC]

OMG, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

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Ever-LastingLove In reply to AmiHeartsYou [2013-11-24 18:23:52 +0000 UTC]

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO IT NAOW!!!!!! DOITDOITODITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pokespecshipper In reply to AmiHeartsYou [2013-07-13 14:06:01 +0000 UTC]

doitdoitdoit

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Glaceon1362 In reply to AmiHeartsYou [2013-02-02 23:22:09 +0000 UTC]

DO IT DO IT DO IT

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kiddopolis [2012-09-06 08:01:16 +0000 UTC]

No but seriously... What is this, 'pregnant' you speak of? What blasphemy is this...?

....... *Unconscious*

SDXFDSVDBFS I LOVE IT.

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AmiHeartsYou In reply to kiddopolis [2012-09-06 23:37:00 +0000 UTC]

SILVER WOULD MAKE A GREAT FLOOR ORNAMENT DON'T YOU THINK.

N PLS.

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kiddopolis In reply to AmiHeartsYou [2012-09-07 07:41:15 +0000 UTC]

OH YES HE WOULD.

N PLS BBY.

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MikiKimio [2012-08-25 03:53:29 +0000 UTC]

ROLF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- I... I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!

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AmiHeartsYou In reply to MikiKimio [2012-08-25 18:23:41 +0000 UTC]

Aaaahhh Miki darling!

WHOOP MY MISSION IS COMPLETE.

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MikiKimio In reply to AmiHeartsYou [2012-08-26 02:23:44 +0000 UTC]

You have now been declared as one of my Inspirational Writers :3

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