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1. Teacher

“So basically protons and neutrons make up the atomic mass of the atom and only the number of protons makes up the atomic number. The mass of the electrons is very minimal, so we don’t count it. Now, any questions?” Hyuu said firmly, placing both of his hands on his desk.

With none of the students raising their hand, Hyuu turned the page of the Chemistry textbook.

“Alright, moving on… Next we have ‘valenc- yes, Tanner?” Hyuu turned his attention to the boy sitting in front.

“Sir… you kinda missed a part in the lesson.”

All the students froze. Tanner was a fresh transferee into the school and didn’t know that there was a particular word their professor didn’t like.

“Is that so? Well, speak up- What is it?” Hyuu asked his student nonchalantly.

“You explained the main states of matter… but you didn’t explain the others.” Tanner answered.

“I’m pretty sure I taught Bose-Einstein condensate to you.”

“No, not that part. You didn’t teach us- mmf!” A student sitting behind Tanner quickly covered his mouth.

“What are you doing, Kyle?! Let him go!” Hyuu shouted.

The boy reluctantly let go.

“What were you saying? I didn’t teach you what?” Hyuu raised his brow.

“Plasma.” Tanner answered.

Everyone stared daggers at Tanner as their Chemistry teacher went on a rampage.

2. Olympic Athlete

“And here we have it! The world’s fastest man!” The announcer happily shouted.

Jun flashed his gold medals in obsolete glory.

3. Waiter

Gold stared at Kris as she entered the diner. Kris knew Gold was working part time here, so she decided to pay him a small visit.

“Why if it isn’t Kris!” Gold smiled.

“I came to check up on you.” Kris said, sitting down at a table.

But Kris regretted coming almost immediately.

“You know I saw you walk through that door and I just thought: Dayum girl! You want some fries with that shake?~”

4. The Abominable Snowman

“This is Pokémon Search Party reporting live from Mt. Silver! We came here on multiple reports of an abominable snowman living in these caves. They say he lurks around the summit during harsh blizzards! And oddly enough, he is always accompanied by a glowing yellow light!! What could this mean?! Your favorite myth busters- The Pokémon Search Party- is on the scene at Mt. Silver summit to find out!!” The journalist and his team spoke loudly into the camera.

The crew was up in the freezing and harsh snowstorm for about half an hour, but to no avail. With such blinding and raging hail and wind, you could barely see what was in front of you.

“Sir, we see a light moving around over there!” One of the crew members sighted the mysterious glowing light.

“Holy Mother of Arceus!! He’s right! Is it growling?! Hurry, run away before it kills us all!!!”

The entire crew scattered in different directions.

There in the distance, Red’s stomach rumbled hungrily- as Pikachu lit up the way back to his cave.

5. Old age home volunteer

“Here you go, Mrs. Bramble.” Green placed the porridge in front of the elderly woman.

“Thank you, sonny.” The kind old-lady smiled.

“You’re welcome.” Green smiled.

“You remind me so much of my husband.” Mrs. Bramble sighed.

“Oh? Is that so?” Green raised his eyebrow.

Suddenly a hand slapped his behind.

“Yep.” The senior citizen smiled happily much to Green’s horror.

6. Fashion Designer

“Alright Sapph, twirl for me.” Ruby smiled.

“WHAT THE HELL AM I EVEN DOING HERE?! WHY AM I A MODEL?!” Sapphire screamed at the top of her lungs.

“Well your physique is beautiful Sapphire! Plus you signed the contract.” Ruby winked.

“THERE WAS NO CONTRACT YA ASS!”

7. Superhero

“Little is known about this masked vigilante of justice…” The news reporter said.

“He is the top superhero of Unova, who fights crime behind his mask of self-righteousness. Oh, here he is!! Quick Jeff get this on camera!”

A shadow was quickly spotted above one of the houses.

“Oh Arceus, there he is!!” One of the women screamed.

The news camera then focused on the silhouetted figure. A young man with a mask and black hair was shown.

The newscaster then exclaimed in utter awe.

“It’s Jeggings Man!”

8. Military Sergeant

“ALRIGHT ALL OF YOU ATTEN-TION!” Silver screamed.

“NOW DO ALL OF YOU PISS ANTS THINK YOU’RE UP FOR THE ARMY?!”

“SIR, YES, SIR!” The militants replied.

“DO YOU HAVE THE BALLS?!”

“SIR, YES, SIR!”

“WELL I’LL TELL YOU RIGHT HERE…” Silver clenched his fists and actually punched an officer in the face, knocking the cadet out cold.

“THE MILITARY AIN’T FOR THE WEAK!”

9. President

The green-haired presidential candidate walked towards the Press Stand.

“Hello fellow humans!” N smiled happily.

“We, the People for Pokémon group support a Pokémon’s rights and its safeguard.”

“So if you want to ensure a world full of harmony…”

N grinned happily as he waved to the world through all the globally broadcasting new cameras.

“Vote N for President!”

END.