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Published: 2008-12-03 22:32:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 2715; Favourites: 33; Downloads: 0
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Now with 5% more effort - hell, a few of those even look like drawings - and 75% less sense!
I admit this is a side to Mello you don't often see.. and -Mello; those are the exact same clothes that Matt wore when he first asked to sit on the sofa...
I think Mello was a little shell-shocked from the explosion here...
There's only one more pic to this series, and then I'll be quite happy never to have to draw zebra stripes again! Gasp! Ok, that was radical. I'm not killing off Zeb just yet, but he has requested a holiday!
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This was win in matzo ball soup. (Wth? 0o) Anywho, I almost died when I saw this. XD
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Oh, sounds dangerous! 
And now you've made me hungry! Soup...
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XD Lawl. You're art's way too dangerous... DA will be removing it shortly. Please stand by. Aw, yes. Food. XD
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that was probably the most epic and funny short comic story i've ever read
thanks for that uplift in mood
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Thank you! And, you're welcome!
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I <3 you so much!
Matt in Y-fronts? <.< This whole thing was hilarious. I <3 you, I just wish you'd come to MangaBullet, so I'd notice these the same day that they are posted.
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Just for you, I might double post to there. Seems like a cool place.
Yeah, Y-fronts ftw! Y not? 
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Mello's brain has just been knocked around a bit in the explosion. It should get better (hopefully)
Also, Matt's wearing tidy-whities! I always pictured him as a boxer guy.
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I know, Matt in nothing but his jocks was a main motivator for drawing this! 
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Maybe he couldn't fit anything else under Mello's leather pants. They look tight enough to be painful.
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I'm impressed he fit his jocks in there! Those are some tight trousers indeed! And Matt has a fat arse, according to "reliable" sources!
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A "reliable" source indeed. I heard a quote from somewhere that all the chocolate Mello eats goes down his throat and into Near's thighs. Maybe it also goes to Matt's arse!
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Bwaha! Yeah, that's on Encyclopaedia Dramatica, I think. "All the chocolate Mello eats goes straight to Near's thighs!"
I don't know why they think Near has fat thighs, but it still made me laff. Poor Matt. I guess we should leave his arse alone... It's really a quite nice arse!
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Mello! I did say ""reliable"" not "reliable"
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Oh.
*tilts head*
Whose the "reliable" source?
And just in case,
the ""reliable"" source.
or the """reliable"""!
F
heh, I spazz'd all over the keyboard.
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MELLO is the """reliable""" source! It's Mello. The source is. He isn't very reliable when it comes to giving a fair opinion on the size of Matt's arse. He tends to exaggerate for a hurtful effect. Wammy kids can be so cruel!
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Oh, I shoulda known. *headdesk*
But saying that someones butt is big isn't cruel. Boys with nicely shaped, non-Hank-Hill styled butts are win!
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Hank Hill has his own style of ass? What's that, flat and square? King of the Hill is so funny. I love the kid, what's his name, Bobby? And Boomhauer!
Yeah, "You have a nice big, non-Hank Hill-style, butt" is slightly less offensive than "Matt, get your big fat arse out of my trousers before you ruin them with your fat arse that's too fat!"
Ah Mello... king of political correctness and tact.
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That's exactly the Hank Hill style.
Boomhauer is so funny. I love him.
Indeed. Mello should teach a class of how to charm ones way out of situations. XD
At least he'd be better than Matt. I kinda facepalmed at his last scene, what he was saying to the cops. Being all cocky:"You won't shoot me because I'm connected to the kidnapper!"
BANG BANG!
XD Wow, long comment. Sorry.
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You must have tivo or something fancy. My telly wouldn't know to put up subtitles just because I muted it, but it's cool that they have that little easter egg!
Wasn't Matt trying to imply that they had to keep him alive if they wanted to know where they had taken her? I guess he never thought that they might have a different group of people following Mello... But I was a bit surprised at how they just shot him like that. Hello - goodbye - total screentime 23 seconds! (I don't know the actual amount of seconds Matt was on!)
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It's closed captioning. For deaf people. I thought it came with every tv. *tilts head*
Ah, maybe. I just figured he was kinda assuming that they'd keep him alive and shooting him was an "eff you" kind of deal. *shrugs* I dunno. I hang with teen boys too much. XD
But yeah, his screen time was wayyy too short. *pouts*
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AAAHA! I see! Yeah, Matt needs his own show!
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And yeah. Or he needs a guest appearance on the Colbert Report or.. what's some of those famous talk shows... Larry King Live or something?
Not Oprah.
Oprah is evil, this I know
'Cuz MadTV tells me so...
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Oprah is! I could see the whole lot of them on Jerry Springer! 
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Losing his shirt? *tilts head* I don't watch many talk shows, so I'm clueless XD
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No, and you haven't missed anything! On Jerry Springer, the guests usually get into fights and rip each-other's clothes off... yeah, quality TV...
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HAHA like Maury. XD
Is Jerry the one where he reads letters and stuff?
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Well, it's the one with all the hicks that all sleep with each-other and "I have something to tell you - I'm not really a woman" ... AND seems like we're back on Mello again!
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HAHA!
Ohh, that was a good one!
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...Mello's face... in the last panel...that is epic win on a stick xD
Now Mello has accessories to go with his couch!
And guess what plushie I started!!! ^____^
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Plushie madness! 
Matt: "Accessory? You mean, partner in crime?"
Mello: "I mean what I say!"
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HEEEEE
I can so see that conversation going on in a store, Matt standing next to a striped handbag....
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Yeah, Mello with a handbag might be taking things a bit too far down crack alley,
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AW, only one more? Please don't tell me it's so near the end!
I laughed at the little tear in Mello's eye. Priceless! XD
Oh, and
"I'm gonna sit on it GOOD!"
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Yes, there's no point in half-arsed sitting. Gettit! Half-arsed!
Oh, I need my meds. Matt is a great sitter. He could sit for England. (Or any other country he might be from.)
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Haha! I get it. Took me a minute, but I got it. XD
He could sit for Calvin Klein and American Eagle! Take THAT, Light Yagami.
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Light Yagami couldn't sit his way out of a wet paper bag!
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No sir!
He couldn't sit...
on....
an ice cube and melt it! Because...
he's...
not hot enough?
XD Oh god, I'm terrible at comebacks and insults.
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I've heard "butter wouldn't melt in his mouth" but never "ice cubes wouldn't melt under his arse!" Damn, that's cold! But you know what they say... um... warm hands - cold arse, no, that's not right...
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No, I haven't heard.
The only ones I've heard are the ones about foot-size. And mouth size.
and hand size.
Size in general
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You're size obsessed! 
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I am not!
I just hear it a lot
because all the GUYS I hang out with are size obsessed. ^^
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Shame on you for making me think of a MADTV skit.
*bursts into song*
Excuses, excuses, excuses, excuses
Excuses '98 has got a few uses..
If you want to miss church, work of school,
It'll say that you have blood in your stool!
Bippedy bop, and boopadey beep!
A bleedy, bleedy, bllood in your stool!
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Sorry for the shameless... bad humour XD
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Sorry? Sure, that's the best kind of humour!
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