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jopik [2019-07-23 23:29:25 +0000 UTC]
There was this one time a George American entered a fat red cat as a dog
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AnAdminNamedPaul In reply to jopik [2019-07-24 03:19:42 +0000 UTC]
...How long before they blew they cover?
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jopik In reply to AnAdminNamedPaul [2019-07-25 05:38:26 +0000 UTC]
They won I think,the skinny chihuahua helped.
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ToshirotheKnightWolf [2016-11-22 03:28:27 +0000 UTC]
hey, got to give her credit for trying, right?
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AnAdminNamedPaul In reply to ToshirotheKnightWolf [2016-11-22 05:10:49 +0000 UTC]
well, sure, but she still not getting in...in risk of Dog finding coffee and fart fire...againΒ
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ToshirotheKnightWolf In reply to AnAdminNamedPaul [2016-11-23 03:50:08 +0000 UTC]
oh lord, we don't need that to happen again.
Savage: = w = says you guys. *opens Dog's mouth and pours in a mixture of Coffee and Ghost pepper paste into his mouth and shuts it.*
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AnAdminNamedPaul In reply to ToshirotheKnightWolf [2016-11-24 02:26:46 +0000 UTC]
Dog: owo...*starts to shake and expand*
Georgette: ...
me: O_O!!!! TAKE COVER! *ducks next to a table as Dog explodes into Puppies*
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AnAdminNamedPaul In reply to ToshirotheKnightWolf [2016-11-25 01:34:53 +0000 UTC]
Puppies: just floats there not doing anything*
Georgette: morphs her hair into two giant claws, gather all of the puppies and crush them into one another forming...Dog*
Dog: *happily wags his tail and barks*
Georgette: glances at Savage lifelessly* why would you do that?
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AnAdminNamedPaul In reply to ToshirotheKnightWolf [2016-12-27 11:37:48 +0000 UTC]
Georgette: like what?
(Behind them, a random puppy, missed by Georgette's morphed arms, floats out of the building and passes by random folk*)
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The-Bloody-Bishop [2016-11-20 21:01:29 +0000 UTC]
Ah, dog shows! The finest example of genetic defects and inbreeding of the canine species known to man! What a wonderfully morbid experience!
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The-Bloody-Bishop In reply to AnAdminNamedPaul [2016-11-21 02:54:38 +0000 UTC]
Nah, that's mostly how I protest against dog shows and the idea of "pure breed" dogs. That said, the joke was well done; their stoic expression and deadpan delivery to such absurd ideas makes the joke even funnier. ^_^
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AnAdminNamedPaul In reply to The-Bloody-Bishop [2016-11-21 04:55:40 +0000 UTC]
Back at my original DA account, I have an alchemist character who likes to create homonculi and "Dog" was his first one, named so coz it has dog DNA, barks and mostly behaves like one.Β
Even if it looks more like a dinosaur-squirrel thing.
In this version...pretty much the same.Β
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AnAdminNamedPaul In reply to jollyjack [2016-11-21 02:50:15 +0000 UTC]
Floating Blue-Faced Chow Chow. Now that's something for Kat's portfolio!
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Dragonkingmark [2016-11-20 17:33:19 +0000 UTC]
lol oh wow XD
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