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AnarchicalMalkin — My High School Life
Published: 2011-10-08 03:58:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 663; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 7
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...Well I give him an A for effort. He really did try to make me happy for 2 days. It worked, until the last day he didn't talk to me. It made me sad. So now he has to start all over from phase one if he wants to make me happy. (I have a code where if the person talks to you three times they want to be friends. He only talked 2 times in a row. Now he starts out with 0. Hee hee.)I will admit, he did make me happy and I actually was very sad. We are watching my uncle die because he finally went the suicide-ish route for his cancer. He won't make it to Monday. I promise you this.
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I know how hard it is to watch someone you love die. I just lost my grandmother to meningitis.
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I've done this twice, so this time around I'm doing okay.
I'm sorry about your grandmother. I hope you gave her lots of love while she was alive.
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I like your system
I am unfortunate to not have people bother me like this
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Everyone does for some reason. It's starting to make me feel loved.
We all need people like him. We really do. He's also really weird though, but in a funny way.
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You are loved
By Dave
We really do. People like him make the world better tell him I say Hi and brighten peoples' days
We just have ghetto kids instead
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DAVE. DAVE COME TO MEEEEEE.
If he talks to me again I'll say Hi for the internet. But then he'll think I'm freaky. Oh well.
Everyone in my school wear these shitty equilateral triangular clip bows in their hair. It's so damn ugly.
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He tried to run; unfortunately he has no legs.
I don't care. Tell him I'm the freaky creeper.
Lol wtf
Can I get a picture of this?
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I......I can't find a picture of these shitty ass bows.....where the hell are they?......
Well.....it's like this one only it's much more straighter (The triangular part of the bow is actually perfectly straight triangles....) and it's spammed with 4 containers of glitter: [link]
The bows at my school are waaaayyyyy uglier than that picture.
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Ok..with what I'm imagining...it's like a noob designed something and then a sparkle dog threw up on it
Are they, dare I say it...are they worse than...bows at Hot Topic?
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YES.
MUCH WORSE THAN THE BOWS AT HOT TOPIC.
SO MUCH WORSE.
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OH MY GOD NO
WE MUST WIPE THEM OUT AT THE BROPOCALYPSE
FOREVER
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I KNOW.
THEY ALL MUST DIE.
I WILL NOT LOOK AT THEM ANYMORE.
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Those bows make me...
NOT WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE
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.....THEN PLEASE,
BURN MY SCHOOL AND ALL THE GIRLS IN IT.
PLUS THESE WEIRD POEPLE KEEP MAKING OUT IN THE HALLWAY. LIKE, WTF. GET A ROOM OR YOU MIGHT AS WELL MAKE OUT ON A PARK BENCH.
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BUT THAT WOULD BE A CRIME
YOU PROBABLY DON'T HAVE THE MONEY TO BAIL OUT YOUR MIL DO YOU
OH I HAVE THAT ALL THE TIME. YOU LEARN TO IGNORE IT.
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WHAT IF I BURN IT WITH YOU?
WILL YOU DO IT THEN, MIL?
WILL I? I HOPE SO. DAMN SHITTERS. LIKE, IT'S NOT EVEN JUST MAKING OUT, IT'S LIKE, SEXUAL STUFF LIKE HOLDING EACH OTHER AND BLOCKING EACH OTHER IN A LOCKER AND STUFF.
WTF THIS IS THE FRESHMAN HALLWAY AND I AM SO CERTAIN YOU GUYS AREN'T FRESHMAN. ARGGGGGGG!!!!
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I CAN NEVER BURN MY DIL
DAVE WILL BE ALL ALONE THEN
YOU ARE ONLY JUST NOW VIEWING THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG. AT MY SCHOOL, A GIRL HAD SEX ON SCHOOL GROUNDS. LIKE OUT AT THE FIELD.
SOME PEOPLE ARE STUPID AND HAVE TO RETAKE FRESHMAN CLASSES. OR LIKE ME, COME AT THE LAST MONTH OF SCHOOL AND HAVE TO TAKE A FRESHMAN CLASS SOPHOMORE YEAR
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OH YEAH. DAVE. DAVE I LOVE YOU. ALRIGHT, THEN LET'S JUST CREATE OUR OWN GOVERNMENT TO MAKE A NEW LAW ABOUT THESE SHITTY GEOMETRIC BOWS.
THAT GIRL SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF HERSELF. WHY DO PEOPLE DO THE WORST THINGS IN THE WORST PLACES AT THE WORST TIMES?
BUT THEY LOOK LIKE JUNIORS. THEY MUST FAIL A LOT, THEN. MAYBE THEY ARE JUST REALLY OLD LOOKING FRESHMAN. OR MAYBE THEY SOMEHOW HAVE LOCKERS IN THE FRESHMAN HALL. MY BEST FRIEND HAS A LOCKER IN THE SOPHOMORE HALL.
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I DECREE ALL SHITTY TRIANGULAR SPARKLE-BARF BOWS TO BE ILLEGAL ON ALL TERMS. WEARING ONE IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH
WE GOOD? WE GOOD.
SHE WASN'T EVEN GHETTO. JUST DUMB
SOME PEOPLE DO. I HAVE SENOIRS TAKING FRESHMAN CLASSES BECAUSE THEY'RE SO DUMB. AND YES LOCKERS ARE ALWAYS MESSED UP
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YEP. WE GOOD. NOW WE NEED THE CONGRESS TO APPROVE OF OUR NEW GOVERNMENT.
OR DO WE APPROACH THE PRESIDENT? I'M NOT SURE.
EWW. WHY SHE NO HAVE BRAIN?
OH MY GOD SENIORS IN FRESHMAN CLASSES? ARE YOU SERIOUS? THEY NEED TO GET THEIR ACT TOGETHER. WAIT DO THEY NOT GRADUATE OR DO THEY JUST FAIL AND LEAVE TO A FAIL COLLEGE...OR...NO COLLEGE?
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THERE IS NO REASON TO APPROACH THE PRESIDENT
WE JUST START ENFORCING IT. IT'S TOTALLY LEGIT >>
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I DON'T KNOW
THEY'RE ALL GHETTO WHAT DO YOU EXPECT. THEY DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT COLLEGE IS.
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OKAY. OKAY LET'S DO THIS, MIL. THE EXTINCTION OF SCENE KID SPARKLE SHIT GEOMETRIC BOWS.
IS GHETTO COOL? IF IT MAKES YOU FAIL ALL 4 YEARS OF HIGH SCHOOL I DON'T THINK IT'S COOL.
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LET IT BEGING.
TO THE GHETTO KIDS ITS COOL. OR REALLY, "KEWL."
TO EVERYONE ELSE: IT'S SHIT.
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LOL
"This is an effort against sadness."
I need someone like him around me XD
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I'm VERY quiet, so I was surprised he bothered to talk to me.
We all need him around.
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I love your 3 times rule, don't kno why but it's funny.
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It's my way of saying: "TRY AGAIN." In a friendly way
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I want to meet this guy! 
Im very sorry about your uncle...
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yeah, he totally is!
It's okay, I barely knew him. Well....I guess that's a lie but I didn't want to really get to know him.
He was always gross to me.
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Thats awesome!
aww 
gross...
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This guy seems pretty cool
And i'm so sorry about your uncle
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He is
And that's okay. I'm guessing he either dies later tonight or Sunday morning. I should know, my Dad went through the same thing. Though I wonder why my uncle is actually dying faster....I mean, my Dad took a week to stop talking or responding. My uncle took 3 days.....
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well, everyone's different i guess
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This guy is just plain awesome, everyone loves walkie takies that dont exist.
It is kinda funny how he was just talking to you.
I vote you should show him this if you decide to get to know him better.
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BUT I HAVE NO IDEA IF I WILL GET TO KNOW HIM. I mean, it's actually an honor that I drew him because I have never drawn anybody from my school and posted it here. (You guys don't count, you aren't in the same grade.
I know! He said to me, "Here, take the walkie-talkie. *Pretends to put it in my purse* There, now whenever you need to talk, call me. OVER CRRSSH"
Me: "But I can't call you on a walkie-talkie."
Him: "............TRY.
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FFFFF- YOU MUST GET TO KNOW HIM, AWESOME PEOPLE SHOULD STICK TOGETHER.
Thats like me and my D and D friend Steve.
I will be drawing and he just goes "I want a pet dinosaur. You do to. So we now have pet dinosaurs" Then we acctully end up talking like normal people.
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I like this guy already....no not like that he just be cool like dat
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He is the first classmate to ever make it online with my gallery.
Besides Leafstorm she doesn't count. She's a friend.
But he's the very first random classmate to be here.
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thats really nice
he sounds like a nice guy XD
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Lol, I love people like that!
I love the expressions, the 5th one made me laugh so hard
He sounds like fun!
You're life is so dramatic
I know how you feel though, I went to a funeral today...
If theres I can do to help... I'd love to help!
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I KNOW RIGHT?!
I never even met him before. The funny part was he didn't ask for my name until like, the very end of class. So he was talking to a total stranger for like, hours. Then this atheist guy is all like, "Dude you are scaring her." And he says, "Shut up Dave!" Then the guy infront of me is talking about inappropriate stuff. Yep, I'm surrounded by boys. Dear god...why?
It's okay. My uncle and I were never really close, but I give him a lot of credit for believing he could live until the very end. My Dad gave up months before.
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BOYS ARE SO ANNOYING. Well... not all of them put those pervy boys... don't you just want to throw them in jail or something?
He reminds me of my friend Jada, but Jadas a girl so it's different and I've know her since grade 1 >w<'
Hope he talks to you again soon, he sounds like a lot of fun <3
You deserve to be around more people like him.
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OMG that's awesome! That sounds like an amazing person. I wish the world had more people like that! Everyone in my class is nice to me. Except one kid who calls me a freak, and means it.
He kinda reminds me of one kid going around to everyone saying, "HI BEST FRIEND!" Then when people aren't looking he writes "Dylan (:" on their binders.
I truly think we need more people like that. Sorry for your uncle...
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He's really funny. He doesn't know I think this though, because I am so awesome at hiding my expressions. So when he tells a joke, I look emotionless.
...
No wonder he thought I was in deep distress. I don't fricken' smile. At anything. Then I have an asshole in front of me. Well...I guess I can't say that...but to me he seems like a jerk....
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If I met someone like that I would be their bestest friend! Well of course SECOND to my best friend at the moment (: And Dylan always comes up to me and says, "Sing me a song!" (Because I have the same name as a celebrity singer) and, "WE should do a duet! I have a beautiful voice"
If I try not to smile at someone's joke I end up smiling. And laughing. I hide my feeling too. Just I hide them with a smile. I'm usually sad.
If there were more people like that in the world I would be REAL happy. And the ones in my class always me make happy because they do the funniest stuff (WE now have pudding stains on our ceiling) and once one of them turned the microwave on for 30 minutes
If he's a jerk. Ignore him and try not to cross paths. The jerk that I know doesn't really know my friend but send dirty messages to her.... I wanna punch him....
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I KNOW RIGHT?! He is just a cool guy to me! A jokester, but a cool guy!
Or maybe I think that because he's the opposite of me. Not TOTALLY trying in school, talking with everyone, is known, and will make fun of himself to a ton of people.
I can't do that. I just can't. So I respect him.
If he ever read this he'd never talk to me again.
Well I'm not saying anything stalkish or bad, I just respect him.
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YAY FOR WHOEVER HE IS! I really respect people like that! I HONOUR them! I can't be like them because I'm shy.... One of those kind of people were talking to me during Science.
Me: YOU'RE SO LUCKY TO HAVE GREEN EYES!
Him: You have cool hair, they're like RINGS! -grabs my hair-
Him: WOAH CURLY HAIR FEELS COOL!
Me:
And he's gonna make a video to show me what happened in Sama'ylax. I can't spell it. It's a native language. It will be funny.
Well I'm sure if he saw what you said he would be all, "OMG A FAMOUS ARTIST THINKS I'M COOL OHMYGOD! I LOVE MY LIFE"
Yeah the one that told me to sing is on the big side but he has SOOOOOOO MANY FRIENDS BECAUSE HE'S AWESOME! In Home Ec. he always asks the teachers? "CAN WE MAKE BACON?!"
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I SEE THE "AHA AHA AHA" FACE ON YOUR PAPER. DO I WIN A PRIZE?
OH WAIT... AND A LION AND A NYAN FACE.
I FEEL LIKE A MASTER AT ISPY.
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OH MY SHIT YOU FOUND ALL MY CLUES.
CAN YOU SOLVE THE PUZZLE NOW?
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