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Published: 2010-08-10 04:35:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 4971; Favourites: 25; Downloads: 108
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Here is Dero with his facts, a bunch of bogus facts!Today Dero decided to inform all of his glorious fans as to how some of Germany and Europe’s most infamous musicians came to understand the English language....even if he does have to embellish the truth to make himself look like the top dog.
Now for those of you who are unable to read my atrocious hand writing (as it sucks donkey dick);
Dero Goi of OOMPH! - host of sorts.
Till Lindemann of Rammstein - reading the contents on a Heinz soup can.
Andy LaPlegua of Combichrist - masturbating to porn.
Johan Van Roy of Suicide Commando - learning via language tapes.
Alexx W of Eisbrecher - watching South Park.
Sascha ‘Käpt’n K’ Konietzko of K.M.F.D.M - studying his arse off.
The years are random point’s in time where Dero has decided that they guys were learning English.
I was terribly lazy with the drawing for this (hence why it is kind of shit), added with the fact that I couldn’t be arsed to colour in the background in any of the panels....because I am a lazy sod and I was preoccupied watching the making of Gott Ist Ein Popstar and also trying to get any smells of boiled chicken out of the kitchen/lounge........ruined the bones, fuck, fuck!
Dero’s legs are a little too long in the final panel, it wasn’t until afterwards that I realised his torso may me a itty-bitty too small. Plus Dero’s suit looks shithouse, but that is to blame on my stupid black pencil, it has been used so much that it has practically wasted away.
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Haha I love Till at the end with his flamethrower! XD
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There is a lot of love going on right now 
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There is XD I wish I'd drawn another one, but I've not managed to think of anything decent "fact's" for Dero to share with his beloved fans.
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LOL I still think this is the funniest thing ever XD
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I have an unfinished one of this D: I loved drawing up Dero's Facts
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Ooooh, he is most definitely omniscient
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OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL THAT IS REALLY FUCKING CUTE!!! Especially when Dero said, "As you sees, I am goodest of Englisch speak." It's so Engrish XD And I like how you gave him an accent because he sounds crazy British and not very German when he speaks English too lol. And you're A LOT more patient with panel comics than I am. I'll star it, then say, "FUCK THIS SHIT," snd stop lol. And I
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He is such a friggin' gloater, you can see it oozing from his pores.
Doesn't he sound so damned British when he speaks English? I was like " O_O WUTTEHFAWK?! You are GERMAN, HAVE A GERMAN ACCENT -smacks-" Though, when you listen to Sascha (from KMFDM) his accent isn't very thick either ;__;
I had this all lined out and it sat in my pile of 'to do' for oh so long
Thank you though, I don't mind panel comics, but I really have to be in the mood to get in there and do them - which is often, so I guess thats good o.O
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Lol when I heard him speak English for the first time, I was like, "WHAT THE FUCK. Sir, you have better English than I do!" And it's kinda true =_=
Till, on the other hand, ans a really thick accent.
I wish I could do panel comics. I can't draw in the little boxes and make it look good >.< And then my speech boxes are always so huge ;_;
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I was surprised when I first heard him speak English.
He is better at speaking in a normal tone compared to me - when I get excited, I talk too fast and no one understands me.
YEEES, Till's accent is very thick, and sexy too. I was really disappointed when Dero's wasn't similar.
I draw rough sketches of where the boxes are going, then do all the people/speech boxes. I think mine are too big for the panels as well...but practice makes perfect.
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Lol when I get excited, I get all high-pitched and stupid. And when I heard Till speak English, I was like lolwaitwut xD But I quite like Dero's accent. It's purty
Ah, ok perhaps I should try that, drawing the boxes x3
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Agreed, I've grown used to how he sounds when he talks English. I would be devo if he didn't sound that way. Hahaha, I expected Till to have a better accent at first, but I adore it, it suits him.
Jaaa, give it a try, I'm sure it'll help some. If not, I'ma outta ideas D:
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Hehe it does fit. Because Till is so huge, he seems like he'd have broken English and would talk like, "TILL BURN NOW!!!" lolol.
And I'll give it a try for sure ^^
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I literally just fell off my chair then 
I'm still giggling, with this mental image of Till in the form of The Hulk...only less green.
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XDDD My friend that wrote the Dero fanfic and I have a running joke of Till only knowing like seven English words and talking like that and burning shit lolol
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Hahahaha, that is epic and he looks like the kinda guy who'd know very little English.
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Lies or not, there's still something extremely cute about Till studying that can so intensively
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Torch him, Till...torch him...ya better run, Dero!
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I'd say Till has every right to burn him
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Mwahahahaha, he read the articles and then some >
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haha very cute ^^ i like the picture of Andy hahaha reading porn that perv 
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Andy is a dirty little perv, though it wouldn't be far from the truth
I do enjoy drawing Till -petshim- though I think he should tourch Dero's ass for what he said
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hahah Andy is a little perv little perv Andy is a litlle perv little little perv (think the melody of mary had a little sheep) haahaha
Im sure Dero is worth it hahaha
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That was the exact melody I thought of 
Ooooh, he'd deserve it for telling such a lie about Till
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OMG awesome
yeah he does
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OK, and what about Richard? XD
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Poor Richard, I'll have to add him into a later, Dero's Facts
once I start working on a new one
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Oh so adorable <3 Though it looks like Till is about to torch Dero.
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Thanks 
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Yep, and totally would torch them if I had the resources
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And Till has such resources
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