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funsizedOtaku [2015-08-24 21:59:07 +0000 UTC]
Droog is so done
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Golden-story-teller In reply to funsizedOtaku [2015-11-15 03:48:07 +0000 UTC]
Β Β IΒ guess it was the only think that wasn't be cut or smashed by Heart and Spade.
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cold-dead-body [2015-01-19 05:56:20 +0000 UTC]
"Kiss The Cook Ya Wimp" XD
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AceRazors [2014-07-03 20:21:27 +0000 UTC]
Haha.... if only I knew what they... were cooking....
AR ===> Now isn't a good time to ask, maybe you should just back out of the room.
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angelblood In reply to AceRazors [2014-07-08 09:52:50 +0000 UTC]
It appears to involve chopped onion and pulverized beef, or perhaps tomatoes. (it depends on what the origin of the red juicy stuff is.)
So, either hamburgers or spaghetti, I think.
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angelblood In reply to Golden-story-teller [2014-06-25 00:52:27 +0000 UTC]
As soon as he heard the yelling, he retreated to his cooking-proof bunker underneath his bed.
He doesn't want to risk being accidentally baked into a pie again. That was no fun whatsoever.
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Masteriesofthegame [2013-06-29 01:21:32 +0000 UTC]
Love it!!!!
Mayornaise. LOL!!!!! That was the first thing I noticed.
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ErraticDream [2013-03-23 04:51:08 +0000 UTC]
Holy cow this is awesome. I love that Droog is surprisingly eating spoonfuls of mayo directly from the jar. Nice touch.
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Metapadilla [2013-03-02 18:28:19 +0000 UTC]
oh god this is hilarious XD
This also goes great with the fanfiction im writing.
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haileybleu [2013-02-17 18:53:09 +0000 UTC]
mayoRnaise! that is the cutest idea ever!
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Julesworld99 [2013-02-16 00:55:10 +0000 UTC]
I srsly want to go have dinner with them
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aquariusHeiress [2013-02-04 05:00:34 +0000 UTC]
Ha ha, Droog XD
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clivedoveislegal [2013-01-22 10:18:52 +0000 UTC]
5 boonbucks says Deuce is trapped in the oven.
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angelblood In reply to clivedoveislegal [2013-01-23 06:04:52 +0000 UTC]
Nah, they put child locks on the oven door to make sure that Biscuits (And Deuce, but he wasn't the prime target) would stop trying to take naps in there.
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Gamzee27 [2012-10-09 02:59:46 +0000 UTC]
Oh my god. Mayornaise.
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Julesworld99 In reply to Gamzee27 [2013-04-02 21:42:47 +0000 UTC]
five dollars bets that WV is trapped in the oven
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xXFangTailXx [2012-09-07 21:03:12 +0000 UTC]
Spades looks like he's having a blast.
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KitCatKat13 [2012-02-21 09:06:16 +0000 UTC]
[link]
Read it all.
You're welcome.
Either that or I'm sorry.
It's one of those two.
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Patcha105 [2012-01-22 15:29:50 +0000 UTC]
yessssssss
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KitCatKat13 [2012-01-20 03:32:16 +0000 UTC]
I. Want. That. Apron.
(And the man wearing it. )
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KitCatKat13 In reply to tech-impaired-anubis [2012-02-20 23:58:24 +0000 UTC]
BACK OFF BITCH!
I NEED A MAN WHO CAN COOK FOR ME!!!
YOU CAN TAKE DROOG OR SLICK.
OR DEUCE FOR THAT MATTER.
BUT
BOXCARS.
IS.
MINE.
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tech-impaired-anubis In reply to KitCatKat13 [2012-02-21 00:03:47 +0000 UTC]
FINE
I'LL TAKE THE SHORT FAT ONE
cuz he's so fucking cute
AND THE STABBY ONE
BUT I CAN'T TOUCH THAT CLASSY HOMICIDALLY INSANE SON OF A BITCH
NO WAY
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KitCatKat13 In reply to tech-impaired-anubis [2012-02-21 00:13:10 +0000 UTC]
YOU FUCKING DO THAT.
He's fucking adorable, is what he is
BEST OF LUCK WITH THE STABBY ONE
THAT'S OKAY I WOULDNT EITHER.
HES GOT A SHORTER TEMPER THAN THE STABBY ONE I HEAR
BUT DAMMIT IS HE CLASSY
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tech-impaired-anubis In reply to KitCatKat13 [2012-02-21 00:21:22 +0000 UTC]
ONE CLASSY MOTHER FUCKER
course, if i COULD get close to him...
YUP.
SLOPPY MAKEOUT TIME.
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KitCatKat13 In reply to tech-impaired-anubis [2012-02-21 01:17:02 +0000 UTC]
MOST CLASSY MOTHER FUCKER IN THE UNIVERSE.
SLOPPY MAKEOUTS.
WITH DROOG
YES
HELL YES.
HELL FUCKING YES.
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KitCatKat13 In reply to tech-impaired-anubis [2012-02-21 04:07:59 +0000 UTC]
HELL YES
JUST DON'T RIP HIS SHIRT WHILE YOUR TAKING IT OFF
HE'LL KILL US ALL
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KitCatKat13 In reply to tech-impaired-anubis [2012-02-21 08:12:55 +0000 UTC]
FUCK DID...
DID YOU DO WHAT I THINK YOU DID
OKAY OKAY
WE MIGHT HAVE CHANCE AS LONG AS YOU DON'T LET HIM GET HIS CUESTICK OR ANY OTHER WEAPON
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KitCatKat13 In reply to tech-impaired-anubis [2012-02-21 08:34:07 +0000 UTC]
FUCK.
FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK.
HOW BAD WAS THE TEAR
HAS HE NOTICED IT YET
MAYBE WE CAN GET STITCH TO PATCH IT UP
OH GOD
OH GOD WE'RE GONNA DIE OTHERWISE
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tech-impaired-anubis In reply to KitCatKat13 [2012-02-21 08:40:42 +0000 UTC]
WELL, HE HASN'T NOTICED YET
OR MAYBE HE'S JUST TO PISSED TO TURN AROUND
BTW, GOT STRI-
NO
NO, FUCK, HE'D NOTICE THE TINIEST OF STITCHES ON THAT SEXY COAT OF HIS
WELL, ONL ONE THING LEFT TO DO
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KitCatKat13 In reply to tech-impaired-anubis [2012-02-21 08:49:38 +0000 UTC]
WE'RE FUCKED
WE'RE FUCKING FUCKED
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU SUGGEST WE DO?
I WAS THINKING GO HIDE IN BOXCARS STOMACH OR SOME SHIT. HE SWALLOWED THAT GUYS HEAD WHOLE
HE CAN DAMN WELL FIT ME DOWN THERE
BUT YOU KNOW
IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER IDEAS
NOW WOULD BE A FUCKING GREAT TIME TO HEAR THEM
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tech-impaired-anubis In reply to KitCatKat13 [2012-02-21 08:53:46 +0000 UTC]
APOLOGIZE AND BE HONEST?
OR MAYBE STRANGLE HIM WITH SUDDEN SLOPPY MAKEOUT BEFORE HE CAN FUCKING KILL US?
EITHER WAY, IT'S NO USE RUNNING.
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KitCatKat13 In reply to tech-impaired-anubis [2012-02-21 08:56:35 +0000 UTC]
I VOTE THE SECOND OPTION
OPTION ONE IS JUST GOING TO GET US KILLED EVEN FASTER
YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT
...
WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST
ME OR YOU
NO DEUCE
DEUCE NO GET OUT OF HERE DEUCE
THE GROWN UPS ARE TALKING
ME OR YOU
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tech-impaired-anubis In reply to KitCatKat13 [2012-02-21 09:01:01 +0000 UTC]
I'LL GO FIRST
you stay here and protect lil' deuce
WISH ME LUCK, I SUPPOSE...
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