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Someones hit the rum too hard.Related content
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In the morning 5:50 AM
Foxy: Ungh, my head! I'm going to...WHAT?!
Bonnie: Foxy, what's matter?
Foxy: Where is...No!
Bonnie: Yes, we were drinking, but you...
Foxy: I know, but why is the rum gone?
Bonnie: Maybe cuz you were drinking only rum?
Foxy: Did I. O my ... then I was ...then a stupid happy drunken bastard.
Bonnie: How do you mean happy?
Foxy: O, never mind I... I can't even remember.
Bonnie: C'mon, say it... I mean we never seen you before you drinking like a... you know... so damn much!
You fell on the table and Freddy and I were worried about you. It was the party and all animmatronics went here.
Foxy: Yea... I remember, but that's not that. You say all animatronics went here to party.
Bonnie: Yes, T Freddy, T Bonnie, T Chica, Mangle, BB, JJ, Goldie, Puppet, even Funtime...
Foxy: Wait, Magle...aw
Bonnie: Em...
Foxy: Shut up! I'm thinking.
Freddy: Foxy, you are...
Bonnie: Shh...
Foxy: I'm thinking...aw...Β Β ...IΒ remember. I said to Mangle that I love her and she said in that party her feeling about me.
Freddy: Wait what?
Bonnie: Foxy: Yea... If I was the happy drunken bastard then I was the happiest drunken bastard in the world and all seven seas. HA-HA. Wait, did I said that in front of you? Freddy: Yes. You did. Foxy: Please. Don't say to her and anybody, please. Freddy: No, we don't. I promise. Bonnie: I promise too. Chica: Hi. What's poopin'? Want some pizza? Freddy: Really? After party and all? Foxy whispers to Bonnie: Thanks God. She didn't heard a thing? I don't want this thing gets out. Chica: What? I mean... That's rest from the party. You now that I don't like droping food. ... Chica: OK. I'll save pizza for later. Freddy: Fine. Guys, on your stages. The 6AM will be for 2 minutes... π: 0 β©: 1
Foxy: Ugh, I feel so sick. How come ye don't have to deal with this?
Freddy: Well we didn't drink half as much as you did.
Foxy: *hic* fair point. * Slowly lifts head up* Ugh. *rolls eyes*
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Wut do u do with a drunken' sailor? lol
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XD I thought he was crying or something
(this is why he's out of order)
he suck a bottle of beer from the guard and started drinking it in front of the kids
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaalrighty kiddos, lemme tell ya a story. It was in 1983 when a *Passes out*
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me: OH BOY! BTW FOXY STOP DRINKING! IT'S A KIDS PLACE!
foxy: *hics* wutevers...
me: SAY EXCUSE ME!
foxy: *snores*
me: -_-
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He is so cuuute!! Β Β Foxy is me all-time favorite, and I love the style ye did for him! Β Β Also he's kinda a little more than cute when he is drunk.. Β Β Β
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Normal FNAF
*foxy is fine*
*foxy runs at left door*
*door closes*
Foxy: GRRRRRRRRR
Drunk FNAF
*foxy is drunk*
*foxy slowly walks to left door holding a six pack of beer*
Foxy: Ill kill ya...and i keep killi' *hic* g yaaa and i *BURP* love ya man.....
*nightguard peeks out left door*
Nightguard: Dafaq is foxy doing???
Foxy: im comign for the booooootyyyyy huehue *hic*
Nightguard: -_-
*closes left door*
*foxy arrives at left door*
*nightguard turns on light*
Foxy: Ohh its on! Its on lik- *falls asleep*
Nightguard: Wow, your a dissapointment foxy...
*freddys appears at right door*
Freddy: WOULD DID YOU SAY ABOUT FOXY!?
Nightguard: um.....uh...na...nothing..he...
*power runs out*
*tune plays*
Nightguard: MOTHERFU-
*nightguard gets jumpscared*
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XD brilliant!!
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Much appreciated
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That's exactly what I thought Bonnie said, stormwolf. But Foxy proved both of us wrong, twice. *Gets idea* Oooohhhhh! Hold on! *gets tons of rum* PARTY TIME!!! Let's go Foxy!
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Foxy: Look, I do a lot of dumb things when I'm hungover, but drinking more has never been one of them.
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Um.... Now that you're awake... Don't kill me, please.
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Foxy: Trust me, even if I wanted to, I barely have the energy to do so.
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Me: Good. Uh... I bet you'd hate me if I even tried to hug you,
so I won't. You know. Fangirls.
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Foxy: Yeah...not really in the mood for hugs. At least, not right now. :/
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Me: Expected. But, you're still adorable! This is the very reason
I shouldn't be allowed near foxes.
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Foxy: *shrugs* Heh. Maybe...
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*drunk* hey wants ot hewa ot the movie. Theter
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I love your drawings and I decided to do this for .........some reason.
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foxy how many times does mike have to tell u .....DONT DRINK TOO MUCH VODKAΒ
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Foxy: *hic* wat
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STAHP DRINKIN VODKA FOXY
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To many times
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HE NEVER LISTENS
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Mona (my oc): can you please go easer on the rum foxy?
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Jax (my OC) Listen, remember what happened last time? You woke up lying on the floor completely hung over...buuuut...you probably don't care regardless of how many hours you spent throwing up. BTW, It was 3. 3 hours, Foxy. 3 fucking hours. *wheels away*
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*sits next to Foxy* Ya'll right there, captain?
"Ugh, bloody hell. If rum makes ye so sick *burp* why in the name o' tha seven seas does it taste so blasted good?"
I wish I had an answer for that. But if I may speak freely captain.
"Ye may *buuurp* oh bollocks almost blew chunks."
Before you go drinking again might I suggest eating something first?
"What do ye recommend?"
I recommend a big sandwhich. The bread in your stomach will absorb the majority of the alcohol.
"Aye, I hear ya mate. Just how do ye know this?"
My grandmother's a nurse.
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*dose what you said*
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ivy: (my oc) *walks to foxy and sees him then walks to him and ears goes down in a awe then pets him* easy on the rum foxyΒ
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Myth (my oc): *sits next to foxy and pats his back* Foxy lay off the rum for me...
Foxy: *hic* w-what? *hic*
Myth: just shhhhh *pets foxy*
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O-ok *hic*
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