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Description 1. First things first. Who are you? Introduce yourself

I am AnimeLoverx2. People call me AL or Kitty. I don't care.

2. So, who are your parents? Label who's mommy and who's daddy.

These two. *points to US and UK*

England: *face palm* Bloody hell... <-----"Mom"
America: How does that even work? <------- Dad
Me: *shurgs* It's Hetalia.

3. Features of your parents.

"Well...she's got my eyes." England started, resting his head on one hand. "Alfred's hair, though it's a little longer, to her shoulder blades I believe." "She's got mommy's temper." America teased causing the other to blush. "Yes, well, she's got "daddy's" carelessness." The other blonde grumbled, crossing his arms.

Kitty came into the living room seeing her parents start to bicker. She sweatdropped, 'They get asked of my traits and it causes them to bicker...can't they just say I have the same amount of traits from both?' She shook her head, leaving the room.

4. Pick three brothers. Why did you pick them?

"Ciao sorella bella!" Italy tackled Kitty to the ground. "Ow..." She groaned. "Nice job, idiota." Romano scoffed. "Leave him alone, Lovi." Spain scolded, smiling. Romano flushed and looked away, "Ch-chigi..." Kitty sat up, not even bothering to push the older Italian away. She simply patted his head, "Nice to see you to, fratello." She looked up. "Tonio's right, Lovi. Leave Feli alone." "Meh." Romano stuck his tongue out at her. "When I feel like it."

5. France, England , Canada and America. Who'd you like as your uncle?

"Uncle Matt!" Kitty jumped at the blonde causing him to yelp in surprise before laughing and hugging her. "Hello Kitty, have you been well?" He asked. "Yeah. I've been very well!" "Good."

"YAH! Kitty's floating!" America, who had come into the room, ran away screaming. Canada groaned while Kitty giggled softly, amused.

6. Let's give the girls some love. Belarus, Belgium, Taiwan, Seychelles and Liechtenstein. Pick an auntie.

Canada sweatdropped as his cell went off. "Excuse me, Kitty." He said apologetically to his niece who just smiled and nodded as he answered. "Hello? Yes. No dear, just spending time with Kitty. No. Yes. I don't know where they are. No. Yes. Alright, I'll be there soon. Yes. I love you too. Goodbye." He hung up and turned to Kitty. She smiled, "Emergency?" "Emergency." He sighed. "Knowing her, it's probably just a false alarm, but I better check anyway. I'm sorry." She giggled and hugged him. "It's okay. Tell them I said hi." "I will."

7. How about some cousins? Pick two, play baseball with them.

"Your breasts belong to me, da ze!" Kitty yelped as her cousin grabbed her chest from behind. "Imu Yon Su! LET GO!" South Korea grinned and let go. Kitty whacked her younger cousin over the head then glared at her older cousin, "A warning would have been nice, Jia!" Hong Kong shrugged, "He would've done it anyway."

"Whatever." Kitty grumbled going over to the fence and grabbing her baseball bat, giving it an experimental swing. "Hey, if I hit you with this, will it knock you out?" She called over to South Korea who yelped. "Keep that thing away, da ze!" He ran off with Kitty chasing him. Hong Kong facepalmed, sighing, "So much for our game..."

8. Rome or Germania, who would you like as your grandpa?

"You really appeared in the ocean a performed a song in front of the Axis and the Allies?" Kitty asked her grandpa with wide eyes. "Yep!" Rome looked proud of himself. "Stopped them dead in their tracks. And once I was finished, the Allies ran away. I think I scared them." Kitty giggled; her grandpa was so silly.

9. What about Prussia? Where does he fit in your family?

"Hey squirt!" The albino ruffled her hair causing her to squeak and flail. "I'm not a squirt, jerk! Let go!" Kitty growled, batting his hand away. "You are to me!" Prussia smirked and Kitty groaned, "Why must you be my god-brother?" "Because I am awesome!" -Insert facepalm by Kitty here-

10. Now pick a husband or wife.

"I can't believe it's finally come to this..." England whispered. His eyes were teary, but everyone could hear the pride in his voice. Italy was bouncing in his seat, only calming down when Romano discreetly knocked the back of his head. Spain lightly squeezed his shoulder in a light warning and the Italian rolled his eyes before glancing over at their cousins. Hong Kong firmly had his hand over South Korea's mouth keeping him from shouting out anything stupid and disrupting the entire ceremony. The doors to the church opened and everyone stood, turning to look as Kitty was led down the isle by America. The girl smiled as her eyes locked with the amber orbs of the man she loved.

China felt his mouth go dry when he saw her. She was...beautiful. He watched as she and her father came closer, pausing at the edge of the isle. America let go of her and kissed her cheek lightly before walking over to England who was trembling. China held his hand out to her and she took it, smiling a little more as tears of happiness filled her eyes.

"Dearly beloved..."

11. Oh no! Prussia is bullying you! Outraged daddy and older bro's to the rescue!

The normally bubbly brother tensed as he saw his sister crying softly. "Sorella! What happened?" Kitty sniffled, "Prussia was being mean to me! He was teasing me about my feelings for Yao, saying I'm in love with a cradle robber!" Italy scowled, an unusual look for him. "Non piangere, sorella. Fratello si prenderΓ  cura di questo." He murmured.

America looked angry as well, "Mind if I help, Feliciano?" "Non c'Γ¨ bisogno, padre." Italy's eyes gleamed as a dark smirk formed. "Ho questo." The rest of the group shivered at the tone. Italy was scary when he was mad. Prussia was totally screwed.

12. Your whole family

Mom - England
Dad - America
Brothers - Italy, Romano, Spain
Uncle - Canada
Aunt - (Left out because I couldn't decide so make up your own choice)
Cousins - South Korea and Hong Kong
God-Brother - Prussia
Husband - China

13. Now make you're still outraged daddy tag three people

The blonde grinned, his glasses gleaming dangerously, "Anybody who reads this is considered tagged!"
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Comments: 5

ScarletSynthesia [2011-08-30 18:34:44 +0000 UTC]

Can I do it the same written version? *q*

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AnimeLoverx2 In reply to ScarletSynthesia [2011-08-30 18:38:06 +0000 UTC]

I don't see why not. ^^

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ScarletSynthesia In reply to AnimeLoverx2 [2011-08-31 12:12:28 +0000 UTC]

YEAY!

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ChibicoWolfie [2011-08-13 05:55:53 +0000 UTC]

god dammit ><

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AnimeLoverx2 In reply to ChibicoWolfie [2011-08-13 06:04:43 +0000 UTC]

Ahahaha. XD

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