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anmshane — Compared To You
Published: 2005-06-21 09:15:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 113; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 4
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Compared To YouI am generally better than you,
It’s not a lie, because it’s the truth.
I’m smarter, nicer and better looking.
I‘m great in bed and good at cooking.
I can write, act, and then sing a song.
Between you and me? No comparison!
You’re way down here, and I’m way up there,
With my perfect face and flowing hair,
Standing proud with my perfection,
I see flawlessly with no prescription.
But don’t give up on all your dreams,
Despite how awesome, I may seem.
Perhaps, it will cheer you up
To here about my perfect butt?
Or should I mention my handsome looks?
Or how I love to read great books?
The only things that I don’t have
Are all the things considered bad!
So when you see me on the street
Don’t bother bowing at my feet
Which I might add are the perfect size,
But look me in my deep brown eyes
Then listen to my manly voice
And know that I’m the people’s choice!
Now what can I say to cheer you up
And pull you from your tiny rut?
How about a little jest?
I think it was me who put it best:
If people are numbers then I’m the one,
If you’re a candle then I’m the sun!
-By Shane M.
June 20/2005
Comments: 25
Thats funny....now if only you actually had something to brag about.
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Well I gave your mom something to brag about...
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poor shane....riding a wave of pretend arrogance and conceit when inside hes a fragile, lonely, insecure shell of a man desperately trying to define himself in this world, but no one listens.......no one.....
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Ive been peeing in your food for months now.
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I've been switching our plates
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good thing I've been giving my food to Domo
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I'm going to pee in your food.
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Ahaha. Well it had many flaws, as I'm sure you know. But I guess everybody needs to write a poem like this to cheer me up. Cept for me. I have OTHER people writing about my perfection, thankyouverymuch! 
Anyways. "Despite how awesome, I may seem" no need for a comma. Some of the rhymes were a tad off in the fluency, like "The only things that I don’t have
Are all the things considered bad!" Pretty good otherwise. Cute little analogies and all that near the end. 
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"...force you into a catatonic state of pure inferiorosity." I laughed out loud at that... of course then I had to look up catatonic to make sure i knew what it meantand then I felt inferiour that I had to look that up. (Geeze, im too damn honest).
I think bad, and have are perfect. So bite me!
I am very glad you liked it, and yes it is riddled with flaws. I have dissapointed the great coolmodern and shall be forever embarrassed.
So where the hell are these rants? and this story? I'm begginging to think you're just an imposter
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By flaws, I meant the fact that you claimed to be better than everybody else.
I would post my rants and stories, had I been on my own computer.. But I haven't been home using mine in like, a week. So whatever I posted recently was basically made up on the spot and thrown into scraps. So sue me for having a personal life. As for 'imposter'.. you shouldn't talk, missy. 
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Haven't been home in a week? I thought you were just graduating? Who leaves when they are graduating?
Anyways... I only think im perfect when compared to the people I know. Especially this one writer chick, compared to her I'm a god.
And I keep bugging you about posting because I've pretty much decided nothing on here is worth reading. Not to offend all of the 12-15 year old angry fist shaking goth wannabies who can only write about the crippling emotional pain of being forced to live under the oppresive regime of the nation of Canada.
Is this supposed 'story' of yours very long? I've also thrown a short little thing of mine into scraps, which I demand comments on! so... ya
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Well I'm done all my exams. I just have to go back and -... I actually DON'T have to go to the graduation. So really, I'm done school. And I've been helping friends move all week. So I don't feel obligated to go home?
As for this writer chick you're a god compared to.. Have her post some of her stuff, I'd love to meet somebody you're actually better than!
Posting.. Well. Alright. I will TRY to post more often. But it's really YOUR fault that you're bored. If you posted more artwork and got in with the Art Freaks on here, you could make some new buddies and wouldn't have a need to bother me, 'cept maybe to gloat. Anyways, it's the little American brats you have to worry about.. they have it MUCH worse than us Canadian kids. It brings a stick-on tear to my eye when I read their struggle.
Short story.. Is short. It's not an epic tale. I will show it to you sometime this week, before saturday. And now I'm off to comment on YOUR pieces again, wearing my t-shirt and evurreethang.
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Alright, well your exuses seem plausible. That's nice you're helping you friends move. I hope there was free beer for you.. or maybe that's just a guy thing. So what do girls give out then? My little Pony dolls and long island ice teas? (hehehe)
And you should see this writer chick! She's smart! she's funny! She's everything you should try to be one day...
And I'm still blaming this bordem on you... although I should blame it on my work, but they can fire me. All you can do is stop reading... or can you? So I can't wait to read you story. Thank for being my number fan! I'm considering starting up a fan club, since you are in touch with 100% of my fanbase, that being you, you'd make a perfect president! what an honour!
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Eh.. I wouldn't know what girls give to their workers. Like hell I would help anybody who I didn't find attractive. I kid I kid.. But the only thing I got in return.. was.. My GOD! 
No, I told you, I *can't* stop reading your sheet, because you're the only writer on here that I communicate with. Everybody else is just artsy, and those other, half-decent writers.. Yarr, they intimidate me. Shakin' in my little space boots and wotwot.
As for the fan club.. I'll only join yours if you join mine. And only if you bribe me to bribe you to bribe me to join.
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then it's settled. Each of us will bribe each other to bribe the other one in into becoming president of our fake fanclubs. And not to let your ego get any more out of control, but I think I am your number one fan. I've bought all your non existant books. and I even have a t-shirt with the picture of you wearing my t-shirt on it.
And don't worry about the squirrels, they can be easily persuaded...
and I'm not artsy? Oh! Oh! oh... yeah I'm not, and that's a good thing. I can't compete with all these pink haired soccer players... wait.
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Of course, you'll have to bribe me more. Because it's practically an HONOUR to be president of MY fanclub.. Just look at all those candidates lined up around teh block! Sure, they may LOOK like squirrels.. But I promise that underneath it all, they're literary geniuses. I'll loan them to you. Eh eh.
And actually, I wish you would be more artsy.. Forcing me to comment less on your work. Because drawing and whatnot isn't my forté. Im pretty sure it's unhealthy for you to be so fixated on my writing, but, I can't blame you, dear.
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So you want to comment less on my work? I don't know how to take.. but I'll assume it was a compliment! Well, im off work now, I'll try to post some more stuff when I get home. Maybe... just maybe, I'll send you one of my short stories!
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I aim to please!
Post some more of your stuff, I haven't seen any of your animations since that squirrel!
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spelling error, and shouldnt it be " youre way down there, and im way up here" ?
mmm condescending pretentiousness..
good thing up up here 
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What's the spelling error?
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Perhaps, it will cheer you up
To here about my perfect butt?
hear
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...well this poem just all credebility.
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