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superdean [2016-11-27 16:37:04 +0000 UTC]
women they will eat you alive
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Piposaru200 [2015-07-06 07:06:54 +0000 UTC]
Cody: points pistols to theyre heads -put...them...down
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Zowen2001 In reply to Piposaru200 [2015-10-01 01:32:38 +0000 UTC]
Me: *pulls out THE CHAPERONE(otherwise known as the face melter)* says,"we can do it the easy way, or we do it my way."
Being that I'm bigger than the boy they have, they put him down and go for me. Bad idea. As I pull the trigger I realize I'm out of shells. Lucky me. I am hit in the face with something and fade out of consciousness. About an hour later, I wake, seeing nothing but 2 bright eyes staring at me. At first I think it was my girlfriend, but then my eyes adjusted to the light level. Guess who was standing there. It was none other than Shenzi. That ends my heroic adventures, becoming Shenzi's mate and having her children. The end
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Piposaru200 In reply to Zowen2001 [2015-10-02 02:04:35 +0000 UTC]
Cody: slaps her upside the head
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Zowen2001 In reply to Piposaru200 [2015-10-02 10:30:16 +0000 UTC]
*pulls out invective( best part: it REGENERATES Ammo)* you are dead. Not big surprise.
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Piposaru200 In reply to Zowen2001 [2015-10-02 12:15:48 +0000 UTC]
Cody: you guys better quit terrorizing living. Things that can probably give you street cred and eat non living food
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Zowen2001 In reply to Piposaru200 [2015-10-02 20:06:44 +0000 UTC]
True. But I like a quick victory; the invective delivers it, just like The Chaperone.
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Piposaru200 In reply to Zowen2001 [2015-10-04 04:44:03 +0000 UTC]
Cody: gets the gun back out
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Zowen2001 In reply to Piposaru200 [2015-10-04 04:50:00 +0000 UTC]
Okay then. You had an option to live and you ignored it. I spill your blood with regret.*pulls out invective*
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Zowen2001 In reply to Piposaru200 [2015-10-04 15:37:44 +0000 UTC]
*bullet hits, but doesn't have effect* I have oversheilds. Bullets don't hurt me.
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Zowen2001 In reply to Piposaru200 [2015-10-04 21:19:40 +0000 UTC]
(Oh ok then) thank you. That's one burden off my shoulders.
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Piposaru200 In reply to Zowen2001 [2015-10-05 03:28:17 +0000 UTC]
shenzi: YOU SHOT MY FRIEND
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Zowen2001 In reply to Piposaru200 [2015-10-05 10:19:15 +0000 UTC]
Well, goodbye shenzi!*bang!*
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Piposaru200 In reply to Zowen2001 [2015-10-05 12:27:29 +0000 UTC]
Shenzi: OK OK OH GOD!! IM SORRY SOMEONE PLEASE HELP!!
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Zowen2001 In reply to Piposaru200 [2015-10-05 20:05:50 +0000 UTC]
Look behind you.*shenzi turns around to see a person holding a knife* I'm not a murderer.* turns around and leaves*
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Zowen2001 In reply to Piposaru200 [2015-10-05 21:51:00 +0000 UTC]
I am magic! I have a 6th sense that allows for me to have echolocation just by breathing. That is one of the perks of being me. Goodbye now.😊
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Zowen2001 In reply to Piposaru200 [2015-10-05 22:40:03 +0000 UTC]
Well... That just happened.
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Piposaru200 In reply to Zowen2001 [2015-10-07 23:53:12 +0000 UTC]
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
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Kakaider [2015-05-12 12:38:35 +0000 UTC]
he should have them for lunch in an alternate ending ^^
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Kakaider In reply to AnthroArtCreations [2015-05-12 14:33:40 +0000 UTC]
well let me know if you do an alternate haha ^^ well back to work on the story for the panda babe ^^
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Shadowkey392 [2015-02-27 05:06:50 +0000 UTC]
Well, at least he died well.
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