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Published: 2012-07-18 18:43:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 7608; Favourites: 274; Downloads: 222
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This will probably be the last of the Teahouse pictures I post for a while. Next up... Korra stuff!Now you may be looking at this photo and thinkingβ¦
Wtf. Linneus and Axis are never in the same room together ever. WHY are they paired here?
Well, the answer isβ¦
Just because.
Because it would never happen. Because I adore my wife and wanted to pair with her anyway. Because Crack Pairings are funny as hell. Because we wanted to.
Because x1000 now shut up and enjoy. lmfao
The characters Axis and Linneus are from the online comic Teahouse. If you DON'T know what Teahouse is... it's a fantastic online comic about a whore house. I mean Teahouse.
.... no I meant whore house. Lol anyway! The pink haired one is Linneus and he's one of the Courtesans of the whor-Teahouse. He's also tragically in love with the Teahouse owner, Xanthe Atros, who stupidly can't admit the feelings are mutual. Axis, the redhead, is one of the top paying whores. I say Whore instead of Courtesan because... well... Axis just isn't that classy lol. Anywho! It's a really good read for the 18+ and can be found here: [link]
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Comments: 35
There is no better reason to pair than the one you mentioned here! All the best for your love!
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OmG! I'm in the middle of that series!!!! Im loving it too! Awesome pic
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Lol that's about right.
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got to admit i like it. this is the best crack ever
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simply my Favorite crack paring ever.
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So much crack xD. I love it.
You both look beautiful as always.
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Lmfao what you can see of us XD
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I LOVE THIS PAIRING!
LINNEUSXAXIS FOREVER!!!!
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AHAHA! yes.
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What If This Pairing Happened????
OH GOD YES!
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Lol Oh... I don't think it will. Except in maybe a crack photo XD
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Crack Photos Is The Only Place This Pairing Will Live...-sad pout-
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Ikr? XD Hail to fandom!
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Indeed we would truly be lost without them^^. And to be honest the moment these two interacted I wanted to see them go at it, but alas it will not happen T.T
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Seriously XD
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Haha Definately
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I love your explanations of why they're paired xD
cute picture of you guys btw:3
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XDDDD thank you. I'm terribly amused by the series so I think that reflects in my commentary XD
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Aaaaaaand now needs to get one of those cracktastic muscle suits and dress up as Gilder for your next Teahouse photoshoot
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Lmfao oh dear god no XD
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I'm usually not a big fan of crack pairings but I love this pairing just because it's cute and you guys looke cute together as Axis and Linneus
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XDDD I'm super happy to hear that!
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I love that. Because It's never going to happen. I could see some sort of revenge plot happening to get back at their lovers maybe. Oh I'd love to see this actually happen in the comic Xp Lovely picture though <3
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I think Axis is too "straight" to ever really deal with Linn XDDD But I'm amused.
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Very lovely! Even if it's a crack pairing it's still pretty and sweet!
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Lmfao thank you!
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