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When I play Skyrim (with a f*ckton of mods, duh) I usually end up becoming a vampire at any rate, eventually. During my last playthrough I finally decided to adopt one of those dirty little orfans that are scratching up a living in the cities however they can. Here's a little thought about what would the interractions be between a vampire stepmother, who is constantly out on adventures, and her daughter.

- You've been away for a long time... I was worried...
- Yeah... sorry.
- While you were away, they opened this place where we sit around and they teach us different things...
- Yeah? Like what? *throws away another bottle*
- Cooking... Uh... tending to the house...
- *mumble* The Scooma-addicted harlot that was your mother must be proud of you... *disappointed sigh*
- We were all talking about our parents yesterday... But everyone knew I was an orfan, so they didn't let me speak...
- That's just rude..!
- Yeah, and Kronvar was braggin' about his dad a lot, saying that he wrestles horkers and bears barehanded...
- Amateur. Next time... Cuntvar...
- Kronvar.
- Next time that maggot starts braggin' about his dad, tell him your mom can shut down the f*cking sun.
- Hahaha... There's no way you can do that, mom...
- You wanna bet on that?
- Yeah! I want a new dress and a puppy. And if you win, I'll... I don't know, it doesn't matter. There's no way it's possible to make the sun go away...
- Okay. *throws away another bottle* Guess I'm off to find some elven arrows... I wonder where that frigid b*tch is at right now, I murdered everyone in Castle Volkihar AND in Fort Dawnguard... Good thing I didn't marry her afterwards... Also gotta remember who the f*ck did I sell Auriel's Bow to...
- ...wait, you can actually do that?!
- Darn right.
- Why haven't you shown me that before?! I wanna see it!
- F*cking... Don't rush me, okay? I've been staying off blood for five days, you won't believe how cranky I am.

Several days later, mother and daughter walk out and shoot a Bloodcursed arrow at the sun. Everyone freaks out and draws weapons at them. Mom tells the girl to run. Last thing she hears is: "It's self-defence now, motherf*ckers!", followed by terrified screaming of Windhelm citizens. Twenty minutes later mom shows up on the door, hauling a large pile of guard armor and weapons.
- Sell this to Revin for whatever he gives, I don't care.

- Can't stay any longer, honey. Mom's got errands to run, asses to kick... appetite to sate.
- Can't you stay at least until the sun comes down...?
- I gotta make a living for you too, don't I.
- But the sun hurts you a lot, doesn't it...
- Shove your hands in the furnace, you'll get how it feels... Don't worry, it'll be fine.

Umineko (with some head) by Kowaii-Kaorry
Chibi Kazami Yuuka by J&J
Stage (Mama's house) by JuleHyrule

Description
When I play Skyrim (with a f*ckton of mods, duh) I usually end up becoming a vampire at any rate, eventually. During my last playthrough I finally decided to adopt one of those dirty little orfans that are scratching up a living in the cities however they can. Here's a little thought about what would the interractions be between a vampire stepmother, who is constantly out on adventures, and her daughter.

- You've been away for a long time... I was worried...
- Yeah... sorry.
- While you were away, they opened this place where we sit around and they teach us different things...
- Yeah? Like what? *throws away another bottle*
- Cooking... Uh... tending to the house...
- *mumble* The Scooma-addicted harlot that was your mother must be proud of you... *disappointed sigh*
- We were all talking about our parents yesterday... But everyone knew I was an orfan, so they didn't let me speak...
- That's just rude..!
- Yeah, and Kronvar was braggin' about his dad a lot, saying that he wrestles horkers and bears barehanded...
- Amateur. Next time... Cuntvar...
- Kronvar.
- Next time that maggot starts braggin' about his dad, tell him your mom can shut down the f*cking sun.
- Hahaha... There's no way you can do that, mom...
- You wanna bet on that?
- Yeah! I want a new dress and a puppy. And if you win, I'll... I don't know, it doesn't matter. There's no way it's possible to make the sun go away...
- Okay. *throws away another bottle* Guess I'm off to find some elven arrows... I wonder where that frigid b*tch is at right now, I murdered everyone in Castle Volkihar AND in Fort Dawnguard... Good thing I didn't marry her afterwards... Also gotta remember who the f*ck did I sell Auriel's Bow to...
- ...wait, you can actually do that?!
- Darn right.
- Why haven't you shown me that before?! I wanna see it!
- F*cking... Don't rush me, okay? I've been staying off blood for five days, you won't believe how cranky I am.

Several days later, mother and daughter walk out and shoot a Bloodcursed arrow at the sun. Everyone freaks out and draws weapons at them. Mom tells the girl to run. Last thing she hears is: "It's self-defence now, motherf*ckers!", followed by terrified screaming of Windhelm citizens. Twenty minutes later mom shows up on the door, hauling a large pile of guard armor and weapons.
- Sell this to Revin for whatever he gives, I don't care.

- Can't stay any longer, honey. Mom's got errands to run, asses to kick... appetite to sate.
- Can't you stay at least until the sun comes down...?
- I gotta make a living for you too, don't I.
- But the sun hurts you a lot, doesn't it...
- Shove your hands in the furnace, you'll get how it feels... Don't worry, it'll be fine.

Umineko (with some head) by Kowaii-Kaorry
Chibi Kazami Yuuka by J&J
Stage (Mama's house) by JuleHyrule