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Description
list of hacks are found here aoisora19s.deviantart.com/art/…

the game played for here is Emerald Version (Universally Randomized) pokehacks.dabomstew.com/random…

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it's an ordinary Emerald game ... not! o3o it was royally fucked up with a special randomizer that can fuck up any 3rd gen game ... ._. and any other gen game too. it isn't called a Universal Randomizer for nothing. o3o trainer names, stats, types, abilities, colors! it fucks it all up in its narrow urethra

had several good pokes, but they fell to various others ... including my starter as well. fortunately, the champion was piss easy. his ace poke was a Rattata ... and it wasn't impressive at all

some colors might not be accurate. i remember some, but i don't remember all of them. ._. i should've taken screenshots or pics ... o_o oh well. o.o so i used a color palette that came with the improved Emerald Randomizer to get an idea for Mina, Miyuki, and Jennifer

about Teabag's design ... o3o considering his name, some part of him had to look like balls. so yeah. beard bawlz

for the overall info, go here aoisora19s.deviantart.com/jour… (in case you're wondering about that list thing, i originally planned to do some kind of group pic with those kinds of pokes. ._. motiv was lost as soon as i listed everyone and there's no way it'll come back)

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"MAH BAWLZ! THEY'RE GLORIOUS, AREN'T THEY?!?!"

Name: Teabag
Age: 22
Height: 5'7"
Weight: as much as a homosexual pickle
Gender: Male
Info: an ... unusual ... man ... we're not sure how to describe him, really. we can't stop staring at his balls beard

Name: Willow (seems kinda obvious, even if she isn't a ghost anymore)
Age (in human years, of course): 20
Gender: Female
Species: Gengar
Nature: Sassy
Info: fat, black, and sassy. you'd think she'd be kind of a bitch from being this, right? ... o.o no? ._. well i do, it's been proven countless times ... o_o anyway, she's not. Willow is loyal, trustworthy, and pretty caring. Willow is in a very loving relationship with Chobin V

Dark/Poison with Thick Fat and stats leaning more to the physical side. Willow was slow as fuck. well, almost the entire team had crappy speed ... but Willow was pretty useful, using her weight to her advantage and kicking things with those big, beautiful fat legs of hers

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Name: Mina (it sounded nice. but in actuality, it was really thought of from a japanese song; Mermaid - Fairlife ft. Mina Ganaha grooveshark.com/#!/search/song… )
Age (in human years, of course): 17
Gender: Female
Species: Jynx
Nature: Serious
Info: a very bizarre Jynx. found from fishing, she's the definition of a weird mermaid. she flies, she can breathe fire, and she can make milk. she enjoys the way she is

Water/Fire with Levitate and pretty well rounded stats ... aside from speed. Mina was probably the most useful and most reliable in the team. she could take hits and deliver them right back. her typing's great, she lost a weakness due to her ability, she has a healing move, and 2 STAB moves too. plus Growth, to increase her capabilities. o3o this flying, lactating fire mermaid was like no other ...

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Name: Miyuki (beautiful snow, apparently)
Age (in human years, of course): 17
Gender: Female
Species: Gardevoir
Nature: Sassy
Info: an interesting Gardevoir. proud of her appearance, she can be fairly assertive. but she doesn't mean any harm

Ice/Flying with Rough Skin and even more well rounded stats other than speed. she was a better Mina, stat-wise. however, her typing's atrocious and she couldn't learn much. she played the role of an HM Slave. she was still useful, though

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Name: Jennifer (sounded nice)
Age (in human years, of course): 17
Gender: Female
Species: Hariyama
Nature: Naughty
Info: a very unusual Hariyama. due to her typing, she believed she was a Medicham for a very long period of time. she knows now that she isn't, but she just likes imitating the poke

Fighting/Psychic with Huge Power and pretty good stats, barrring SP.DEF and SPD. she was a dual threat. she could attack both ways ... although her only physical move was Twineedle. o_o she was pretty good. o3o she made for a great fat Medicham

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Name: Chobin V (yep)
Age (in human years, of course): 17
Gender: Male
Species: Typhlosion
Nature: Sassy
Info: a bizarre Typhlosion imbued with the Chobin spirit. his appearance can intimidate and/or weird out many others ... but a good number of those would think he looks cool. this is especially true in the case of Willow. the 2 are now a very happy couple

Ghost with Pure Power and great defenses and attack. this Chobin was the most brutal in the team. and arguably, the most brutal among the Chobins overall, competing with Neo Chobin and Suicune Chobin. awesome defenses (he could take special hits like a boss), petty good moves (although slightly unreliable), and friggin Pure Power. he defined awesome

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Name: Snoww (o3o kinda obvious, given the type)
Age (in human years, of course): 19
Gender: Female
Species: Snorlax
Nature: Modest
Info: calm and docile, this enigmatic Snorlax seeks no malice. just peace among everyone. she dazes out very often ...

Ice with Magma Armor ... ._. what a combo. o_o and great defenses with passable special attack and blistering speed. a big fat tub of lard ... is the fastest in the team ... o3o eh, randomizers. anyhow, with 2 very brutal moves and recovery, Snoww was pretty awesome. ._. and fast too. she's the only one with great speed in the team. everyone else's speed is mediocre

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i don't own Pokemon, Nuzlocke, or any references used

Description
list of hacks are found here aoisora19s.deviantart.com/art/…

the game played for here is Emerald Version (Universally Randomized) pokehacks.dabomstew.com/random…

---

it's an ordinary Emerald game ... not! o3o it was royally fucked up with a special randomizer that can fuck up any 3rd gen game ... ._. and any other gen game too. it isn't called a Universal Randomizer for nothing. o3o trainer names, stats, types, abilities, colors! it fucks it all up in its narrow urethra

had several good pokes, but they fell to various others ... including my starter as well. fortunately, the champion was piss easy. his ace poke was a Rattata ... and it wasn't impressive at all

some colors might not be accurate. i remember some, but i don't remember all of them. ._. i should've taken screenshots or pics ... o_o oh well. o.o so i used a color palette that came with the improved Emerald Randomizer to get an idea for Mina, Miyuki, and Jennifer

about Teabag's design ... o3o considering his name, some part of him had to look like balls. so yeah. beard bawlz

for the overall info, go here aoisora19s.deviantart.com/jour… (in case you're wondering about that list thing, i originally planned to do some kind of group pic with those kinds of pokes. ._. motiv was lost as soon as i listed everyone and there's no way it'll come back)

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"MAH BAWLZ! THEY'RE GLORIOUS, AREN'T THEY?!?!"

Name: Teabag
Age: 22
Height: 5'7"
Weight: as much as a homosexual pickle
Gender: Male
Info: an ... unusual ... man ... we're not sure how to describe him, really. we can't stop staring at his balls beard

Name: Willow (seems kinda obvious, even if she isn't a ghost anymore)
Age (in human years, of course): 20
Gender: Female
Species: Gengar
Nature: Sassy
Info: fat, black, and sassy. you'd think she'd be kind of a bitch from being this, right? ... o.o no? ._. well i do, it's been proven countless times ... o_o anyway, she's not. Willow is loyal, trustworthy, and pretty caring. Willow is in a very loving relationship with Chobin V

Dark/Poison with Thick Fat and stats leaning more to the physical side. Willow was slow as fuck. well, almost the entire team had crappy speed ... but Willow was pretty useful, using her weight to her advantage and kicking things with those big, beautiful fat legs of hers

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Name: Mina (it sounded nice. but in actuality, it was really thought of from a japanese song; Mermaid - Fairlife ft. Mina Ganaha grooveshark.com/#!/search/song… )
Age (in human years, of course): 17
Gender: Female
Species: Jynx
Nature: Serious
Info: a very bizarre Jynx. found from fishing, she's the definition of a weird mermaid. she flies, she can breathe fire, and she can make milk. she enjoys the way she is

Water/Fire with Levitate and pretty well rounded stats ... aside from speed. Mina was probably the most useful and most reliable in the team. she could take hits and deliver them right back. her typing's great, she lost a weakness due to her ability, she has a healing move, and 2 STAB moves too. plus Growth, to increase her capabilities. o3o this flying, lactating fire mermaid was like no other ...

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Name: Miyuki (beautiful snow, apparently)
Age (in human years, of course): 17
Gender: Female
Species: Gardevoir
Nature: Sassy
Info: an interesting Gardevoir. proud of her appearance, she can be fairly assertive. but she doesn't mean any harm

Ice/Flying with Rough Skin and even more well rounded stats other than speed. she was a better Mina, stat-wise. however, her typing's atrocious and she couldn't learn much. she played the role of an HM Slave. she was still useful, though

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Name: Jennifer (sounded nice)
Age (in human years, of course): 17
Gender: Female
Species: Hariyama
Nature: Naughty
Info: a very unusual Hariyama. due to her typing, she believed she was a Medicham for a very long period of time. she knows now that she isn't, but she just likes imitating the poke

Fighting/Psychic with Huge Power and pretty good stats, barrring SP.DEF and SPD. she was a dual threat. she could attack both ways ... although her only physical move was Twineedle. o_o she was pretty good. o3o she made for a great fat Medicham

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Name: Chobin V (yep)
Age (in human years, of course): 17
Gender: Male
Species: Typhlosion
Nature: Sassy
Info: a bizarre Typhlosion imbued with the Chobin spirit. his appearance can intimidate and/or weird out many others ... but a good number of those would think he looks cool. this is especially true in the case of Willow. the 2 are now a very happy couple

Ghost with Pure Power and great defenses and attack. this Chobin was the most brutal in the team. and arguably, the most brutal among the Chobins overall, competing with Neo Chobin and Suicune Chobin. awesome defenses (he could take special hits like a boss), petty good moves (although slightly unreliable), and friggin Pure Power. he defined awesome

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Name: Snoww (o3o kinda obvious, given the type)
Age (in human years, of course): 19
Gender: Female
Species: Snorlax
Nature: Modest
Info: calm and docile, this enigmatic Snorlax seeks no malice. just peace among everyone. she dazes out very often ...

Ice with Magma Armor ... ._. what a combo. o_o and great defenses with passable special attack and blistering speed. a big fat tub of lard ... is the fastest in the team ... o3o eh, randomizers. anyhow, with 2 very brutal moves and recovery, Snoww was pretty awesome. ._. and fast too. she's the only one with great speed in the team. everyone else's speed is mediocre

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i don't own Pokemon, Nuzlocke, or any references used