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random quote of the chapter: screw logic! im gonna use Julie Taymor and Spike Lee as wings and soar to the cosmos! TO TITTIES, AND BEYOND!

comments:

*[EDIT: 6/30/23] o3o;; i know these random deaths are torture on Soun's rapidly failing mental health, but this shit is still so fucking funny ...

* meant to put this up yesterday, but laziness ....... o.o and now, the 1st page after the 1st trial. o3o welp, time to take forever trying to get to the grand trial
[6/30/23. o.o actually, i make it there in record time. it happens in 2 pages, but it all took less than a week to come]

*refer to this extra for the list of Soun's powers (or this better guide )

*o3o Kukui appears again ... o.o with some notably unsettling info on Kotonoha

*holy shit, a Yungoos that isn't a horrible monster?! o_o yeah, they exist ... but just a small percentage of em

*o.o this'll (hopefully) be the last time that Trump will be referred to in the run ... unless i can think of another bad joke or something

[6/30/23. it remains the last one and there won't be any future ones]

*o_o realistically, that plane would've blown up horribly, instantly killing the passengers in a blaze of glor-err, terror. o3o but being the sick, demented bastard that i am, i wanted the passengers to die a more meaningless death for my amusement. o_o you don't have to feel bad for em, half of them were muggers and the other half were convicted cereal killers. ._. one of them did unspeakable things to a box of Frosted Flakes ...
[6/30/23. o.o in case it was wondered, he strapped the box to a chair and forced it to watch reruns of Glee, Clockwork Orange style]

*o_o recall the powers. here's how brutally strong a Xie Xie boosted Ikenai Taiyou is; it's like being run over by a giant speeding bullet train that exploded on contact. o3o so yeah, certain death to anything ordinary. that giant Spearow is so dead that his ancestors felt it, somehow came back to life, died again, came back to life again, and then died again by exploding horribly

*you're wondering how they're mostly free of blood, right? some chunks of giant Spearow meat knocked over a water tower and then a Delibird came by to squirt liquid soap on them for shits and giggles. o3o blood stains horribly, but get some soap and water right away and you should be fine. o_o wash thoroughly, though. now you knows stuffs

*o3o;; you know, those baristas in the cafe all look the same. they may as well be clones like the Joys or the Jennys ... or Don George (remember him? o3o me neither) ... so yeah, i thought of this for Barry

*o3o Lillie made the same face back in 2 . it's likely others will react the same to other shit

*o3o full team, wewt~ ... -_-;; finally ...

i don't own Pokemon, Nuzlocke, or any references used

Description
prologue [link]
cover [link]
first [link]
prev [link]
next [link]

extra [link] (11.5. 2 extras in one. how Huwie found Ratunia ... and the events of Melemele Meadow, but significantly more stupid)

random quote of the chapter: screw logic! im gonna use Julie Taymor and Spike Lee as wings and soar to the cosmos! TO TITTIES, AND BEYOND!

comments:

*[EDIT: 6/30/23] o3o;; i know these random deaths are torture on Soun's rapidly failing mental health, but this shit is still so fucking funny ...

* meant to put this up yesterday, but laziness ....... o.o and now, the 1st page after the 1st trial. o3o welp, time to take forever trying to get to the grand trial
[6/30/23. o.o actually, i make it there in record time. it happens in 2 pages, but it all took less than a week to come]

*refer to this extra for the list of Soun's powers (or this better guide )

*o3o Kukui appears again ... o.o with some notably unsettling info on Kotonoha

*holy shit, a Yungoos that isn't a horrible monster?! o_o yeah, they exist ... but just a small percentage of em

*o.o this'll (hopefully) be the last time that Trump will be referred to in the run ... unless i can think of another bad joke or something

[6/30/23. it remains the last one and there won't be any future ones]

*o_o realistically, that plane would've blown up horribly, instantly killing the passengers in a blaze of glor-err, terror. o3o but being the sick, demented bastard that i am, i wanted the passengers to die a more meaningless death for my amusement. o_o you don't have to feel bad for em, half of them were muggers and the other half were convicted cereal killers. ._. one of them did unspeakable things to a box of Frosted Flakes ...
[6/30/23. o.o in case it was wondered, he strapped the box to a chair and forced it to watch reruns of Glee, Clockwork Orange style]

*o_o recall the powers. here's how brutally strong a Xie Xie boosted Ikenai Taiyou is; it's like being run over by a giant speeding bullet train that exploded on contact. o3o so yeah, certain death to anything ordinary. that giant Spearow is so dead that his ancestors felt it, somehow came back to life, died again, came back to life again, and then died again by exploding horribly

*you're wondering how they're mostly free of blood, right? some chunks of giant Spearow meat knocked over a water tower and then a Delibird came by to squirt liquid soap on them for shits and giggles. o3o blood stains horribly, but get some soap and water right away and you should be fine. o_o wash thoroughly, though. now you knows stuffs

*o3o;; you know, those baristas in the cafe all look the same. they may as well be clones like the Joys or the Jennys ... or Don George (remember him? o3o me neither) ... so yeah, i thought of this for Barry

*o3o Lillie made the same face back in 2 . it's likely others will react the same to other shit

*o3o full team, wewt~ ... -_-;; finally ...

i don't own Pokemon, Nuzlocke, or any references used