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Deep in the mountains of Romania, is the Castle Ediotic, the not so abysmal towers. There exists the three vampiric nosferatus of the old country. The shortest was Bartholemu the Flamboyant, a quickly failed actor and singer, for everyone thought his singing was like the smashing of metal goat skulls (that sounds like a heavy metal band). Then was Ravean the Executive, who once owned a great banking company, but business skills would fail to even sell lemonade. And finally was Borthan the Big, a creature that can’t make two moves without breaking something, but often wants to just cuddle a nice kitten. He tried, but it didn’t go so well. Who knew a cat’s funeral cost so much!
Though they hate one another, they cannot go on in a country that despises them alone. Especially around the Red Cross. Why not move to a different country? The housing market.

So I made some humans I know into vampires. Friend of the year!

Description
Deep in the mountains of Romania, is the Castle Ediotic, the not so abysmal towers. There exists the three vampiric nosferatus of the old country. The shortest was Bartholemu the Flamboyant, a quickly failed actor and singer, for everyone thought his singing was like the smashing of metal goat skulls (that sounds like a heavy metal band). Then was Ravean the Executive, who once owned a great banking company, but business skills would fail to even sell lemonade. And finally was Borthan the Big, a creature that can’t make two moves without breaking something, but often wants to just cuddle a nice kitten. He tried, but it didn’t go so well. Who knew a cat’s funeral cost so much!
Though they hate one another, they cannot go on in a country that despises them alone. Especially around the Red Cross. Why not move to a different country? The housing market.

So I made some humans I know into vampires. Friend of the year!