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APirateAtHeart — Wang Dang Atomic Tango

Published: 2010-10-25 19:48:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 2856; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 13
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Description Do this quest. It's not to terribly hard, (especially if you have the confirmed bachelor perk or a high speech skill) and it's amusing as all get out.
I met Beatrix Rusell before I had this quest and new right away when Garret mentioned a "ghoul cowboy". Then when I learned that the robot's name is Fisto, scarred the poop out of me. FIST-o? FIST?!?! WTF? That guy is in to some freaky stuff.
And then I found Old Ben, used the confirmed Bachelor perk to convince him to come and be an escort again. He had quiet the impressive resume on his hands. But we need a smooth talker for give the customer that "boyfriend" experience. Jessup was to busy trying to find the guys that tried to kill him to take the job. He really considered it though.

The Atomic Wrangler is Jessup's favorite hangout. Where the booze is cheap, the tables are friendly and the women are like the booze.

Yeah sorry, it's real crap but I did it before bed and didn't feel like putting in any effort.

The Atomic Wrangler and Wang Dang Atomic Tango quest and all the characters involved belong to the people who gave us Fallout New Vegas
Jessup belongs to me.
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Comments: 13

viciousjaws [2011-01-31 02:26:18 +0000 UTC]

I almost regret not assuming the position...
And 'Fisto' is short for 'Fully Integrated Security Technotronic Officer', not displaying that he's into....fisting...

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DoofusRetard [2011-01-25 22:49:32 +0000 UTC]

i just found this again and laughed and laughed

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APirateAtHeart In reply to DoofusRetard [2011-01-26 00:04:10 +0000 UTC]

Fiiiiisto.

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moogle26 [2010-12-22 15:36:30 +0000 UTC]

this quest cracked me up. I tested out fisto, and Omg!! sounds like you're at the dentist's office during that cutscene!! D:!!!

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DoofusRetard In reply to moogle26 [2011-01-25 22:50:52 +0000 UTC]

you are quite the brave soul to actually try him! I just pushed Boone towards him and ran away.

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moogle26 In reply to DoofusRetard [2011-01-26 01:13:42 +0000 UTC]

lmao!!! I bet Boone loved you after that!!

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DoofusRetard In reply to moogle26 [2011-01-26 05:19:04 +0000 UTC]

hahaha oh Boone always loves me.

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APirateAtHeart In reply to moogle26 [2010-12-24 18:12:01 +0000 UTC]

It terrified me

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Firebird405513 [2010-12-21 03:42:02 +0000 UTC]

I love the Wrangler, such a wonderful establishment of debauchery.

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BereniceSnape [2010-11-11 23:45:28 +0000 UTC]

Oh, lol or the Black Widow perk. I swear I have used sex as a way to diplomatically conclude more than half of my quests in the game. I love Fisto though. Assume the position ahaha

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APirateAtHeart In reply to BereniceSnape [2010-11-12 18:18:58 +0000 UTC]

It's so easy to just come on to everyone and get your way.

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DoofusRetard [2010-10-26 21:22:38 +0000 UTC]

This guy is so awesome

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APirateAtHeart In reply to DoofusRetard [2010-10-27 13:15:59 +0000 UTC]

I do love him. You have to come and see him one day. I just made it to the strip and there's hookers and drunk people every where. It's a veritable paradise for Jess.

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