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Apophis324 In reply to ??? [2020-02-03 08:32:46 +0000 UTC]
*blinks* I am not sure how to respond to this properly. Why sandals?
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Dominionous In reply to Apophis324 [2020-02-03 15:48:42 +0000 UTC]
Cause in the Myth After the Asgardian gods killed Skadis dad she came Armed to the Teeth to the Gates of Asgard and She wanted an Eye for an Eye but In response and Not wanting war Odin tosses her Pops eyes in to the Sky so they can shimmer as Stars but She wasn’t happy still so Odin also said that she can chose from Many God Bachualers but she can only chose based on their feet and She happened to chose Ullr because He had Beautiful Feet, seee?
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Apophis324 In reply to Dominionous [2020-02-03 18:55:24 +0000 UTC]
But it's also the frozen north, so you wouldn't want to go out in sandals.
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Dominionous In reply to Apophis324 [2020-02-04 14:38:27 +0000 UTC]
If You had to man someone Based on a Part of their body that is Unorthodoxly Unappealing would it be a Joke to mock that and Say, “Why aren’t you showing that part?!? You want Impress your Partner or what?”
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Dominionous In reply to Apophis324 [2020-02-05 14:51:07 +0000 UTC]
True my Insanity now has Vanity!
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Apophis324 In reply to Dominionous [2020-02-05 18:48:02 +0000 UTC]
Hmm.. Does that mean we won't be able to fix you?
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Dominionous In reply to Apophis324 [2020-02-05 22:41:39 +0000 UTC]
No I just I have another Victim for my Closet Portal called the Dom Zone
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Dominionous In reply to Apophis324 [2020-02-06 14:24:05 +0000 UTC]
Me and My place and the gods are going to see me bleed a lot cause I am going to say something they don’t like
Thany, “It appears I cant send your soul on its way”
Me, “It seems death comes for us all.....except me ”
He stabs me right in the back with his Scythe
Me, “I have somewhat gotten used to the new pain ”
He starts to tear me apart
Me, “I thought you had the gentle touch of your brother it seems this is false ”
He summons his sister Nemesis
Neme, “So Why am I here and why is that mortal here?”
Me, “Oh Nemesis So it is true! Justice is Blind ”
She stabs me
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Apophis324 In reply to Dominionous [2020-02-06 18:09:31 +0000 UTC]
Why do you insist on being stabbed so much?
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Dominionous In reply to Apophis324 [2020-02-07 00:25:10 +0000 UTC]
I don’t know
Daji, “This is my First meeting with you Mortal and I heard from the other Gods that you can’t Die”
Me, “Thanks for not saying Immortalized ”
Daji, “It also seems you say things to upset them and they Stab you....Tell me Mortal Are you a Masochist?”
Me, “No Madam Vixen”
Daji, “You sure? You don’t Fight Back....You don’t ask them to Stop......and Apparently the gods also said you have a Smug Grin when getting stabbed or Dying ”
Me, “They’re gods I am just a Restless Bone Mortal so They can stab me if it suits them as they can torture and Torment me for all eternity so The Stabbing I don’t mind I’ve actually gotten used to the pain”
Daji:
Me:
Daji:
Me:
Daji, “Here meet me here I’ll be Expecting you here to prove your not a Masochist ”
She Hand me a Business Card and Shoes me away with her clawed hands
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Apophis324 In reply to Dominionous [2020-02-07 08:29:20 +0000 UTC]
I think you kinda are a masochist though. Even though you can't die in your headcanons, doesn't mean you should appreciate being stabbed. Besides, I doubt all those deities would be so stabby.
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Dominionous In reply to Apophis324 [2020-02-07 14:10:59 +0000 UTC]
Well if you know their out game lore then you know the gods are kinda ruthless
Nu wa Sent Daji to be executed for not holding up her end of their deal
Discordia caused the Trojan war Cause she wasn’t Invited to a Wedding
Bellona apparently has an Ear piercing war Cry that makes all tremble and Cower before her
Hera Purposely had King Eurthious get born earlier than Hercules just she he Can spite him and Zeus
And Etc etc
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Apophis324 In reply to Dominionous [2020-02-07 18:53:13 +0000 UTC]
Oh sure, but I still believe they don't necessarily take particular joy out of just stabbing a mortal that won't die. Even that gets boring.
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Dominionous In reply to Apophis324 [2020-02-07 22:57:41 +0000 UTC]
True that and me not Dying is kinda a problem
In Greek myth when Thany was chained by that king. Ares Freed Thany just so Ares can have the satisfaction of Killing again
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Apophis324 In reply to Dominionous [2020-02-08 09:53:24 +0000 UTC]
Sounds about right. A world without people dying gets horribly boring.
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Dominionous In reply to Apophis324 [2020-02-08 16:41:50 +0000 UTC]
Agreed
Me, “So Ares is it True you Freed Death Himself just for the satisfactory of Killing”
Ares, “Well....Yeah Death is Fun and seeing the Crumbling in my Enemies hearts and Souls is a Delight!”
I start to Sigh heavily and Bellona Walks in
Bellona, “Be careful Bro! This Guy no matter how much you stab him he’ll rise again! And he has talked to all gods of Death and they can’t Do anything ”
Ares, “Really?!? How Boring it must be to kill him!”
Bellona, “Nay He has to retreat and Recover all his wounds and his light Scream is quite nice ”
Ares, “Does he Fight Back?? Does he try to stop you?”
Me, “Naw Even though It would more entertaining I prefer not to suffer for all eternity like oh so many have done”
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Apophis324 In reply to Dominionous [2020-02-09 08:48:11 +0000 UTC]
If you take no pleasure in getting stabbed and beheaded, why do you keep taunting the gods that will cause you that harm?
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Dominionous In reply to Apophis324 [2020-02-09 18:01:04 +0000 UTC]
Ahhh I finally have an Awnser!
Cause if I make myself look weaker than the god and when I pull out my Argent axe they will be in shock as I was not Defenseless the Entire time
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Apophis324 In reply to Dominionous [2020-02-09 18:16:17 +0000 UTC]
And then what? You kill them all or something?
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Dominionous In reply to Apophis324 [2020-02-09 18:17:58 +0000 UTC]
No I’m just going to go on the lamb as The gods now want me to fight for their entertainment or aquire my weapon for their own use or help them kill other gods they don’t like
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Apophis324 In reply to Dominionous [2020-02-09 20:12:42 +0000 UTC]
Then why even bring up the axe? Such a fate does not sound like a fun one.
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Dominionous In reply to Apophis324 [2020-02-09 20:21:13 +0000 UTC]
To releave the worry of Vulcan and Heimdallr who was also Suspicious of me
And If not Vulcan would’ve Interrogated me about it
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Apophis324 In reply to Dominionous [2020-02-09 20:37:33 +0000 UTC]
Isn't it Heimdallr's job to be suspicious of everyone though?
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Dominionous In reply to Apophis324 [2020-02-09 20:42:23 +0000 UTC]
I know that’s why he was Suspicious of me but Heimdallr thought nothing of it as he couldn’t sense my Aura
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Dominionous In reply to Apophis324 [2020-02-10 13:36:34 +0000 UTC]
No just I have an Aura that is menacing and I seem like a threat
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Dominionous In reply to Apophis324 [2020-02-11 14:22:32 +0000 UTC]
Cause You can’t Get rid of auras especially ones of negative emotions
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Apophis324 In reply to Dominionous [2020-02-12 08:33:50 +0000 UTC]
Hmmm.. Sure you can, just use a better deodorant!
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Dominionous In reply to Apophis324 [2020-02-12 15:02:32 +0000 UTC]
Heheheehehhehe!!!!!!
That was hilarious, friend
But on a serious note Auras cannot be hidden in any shape or form, the only reason why Bellona Couldn’t tell that my Aura was there is because her own Aura far exceeds mine
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Apophis324 In reply to Dominionous [2020-02-13 13:19:05 +0000 UTC]
Well, if you say so. I was just being silly.
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Dominionous In reply to Apophis324 [2020-02-13 14:20:10 +0000 UTC]
Very much appreciated and you’re humor is Witty
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Dominionous In reply to Apophis324 [2020-02-13 18:16:51 +0000 UTC]
Though what may I ask? And the witty ness was Funny I like you....
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Apophis324 In reply to Dominionous [2020-02-13 18:24:55 +0000 UTC]
Sorry, what are you asking exactly? Why I'm only rarely funny? I try too hard sometimes and then it's more like "polite-chuckle" funny..
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Dominionous In reply to Apophis324 [2020-02-13 19:35:53 +0000 UTC]
I laughed histaricly so don’t worry and you didn’t try too hard so don’t worry Snek friend and you did well as a Joke
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