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arcanineryu β Really? (Sexual Offenderman)
Published: 2013-07-14 21:21:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 13025; Favourites: 227; Downloads: 19
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this was in response to some girl on tumblr insisting that she was totally safe from Smexy due to a number of really dumb reasons when really the only thing stopping her getting mauled and raped was as a favor to someone else he was looking to bang. he had already warned her twice before this, so now he's just standing there stunned at her stupidity.Related content
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that's what I do when my friend would rather a best friend brick than me a real living breathing... wait what am I?
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Ha.. But that got me thinking... Does that mean Sex is inevitable when it comes to Offender???
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The stupidity from some of his fangirls is boundless, just like his sexual orientation XD
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Even my SCP character, who can set herself on fire as a defense, would probably end up falling for his "charms"Β
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Cometa-SMEXY WEVE GOT BAD NEWS
Smexy-Wut is it
Cometa-ARC ATE AN ENTIRE PINEAPPLE WHOLE
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He'll still rape you
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I figured that. But he would have to catch me first and that will be difficult for him since he doesn't have wings.
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[He'd still find numerous ways to bang you anyways, there's no such thing as escape from Offender]>`\(Β°-Β° )/'
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that is so true......there really is no such thing as escape from offender. seriously.....he could just all of sudden teleport into somebody's house like mine.....and i'd try to run away but he catches me and gets on top of me....it's pretty much game over....there's no way i'd be able to push him off of me let alone escape then....
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[Good thing he's not real, but still, all the reason to fear him-]
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Even though every thing I touch burns?
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[Yeah, pretty much. There are even monsters who are immune to fire and such so it wouldn't affect them]>(-w- )
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Yikes. I'll just steer clear then
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[Yeah, I'd steer clear too]>( 0-0)'
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Yeah. I'll be in the clouds *flies away*
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[Hopefully Offender doesn't get turned into an Eagle an shit]>(=3= )
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Now I'm curious as to what this person said...
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I know for certain I'm safe because I'm a Metroid and we lack the body parts needed to be sexually offended....I think...I hope...
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im just glad splendy is nice enough to protect me from this psycho
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Awesome picture! but i'm confused how you get this guy to stop comin' into yo dreams...
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never meet him in the first place.....
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I never met Offender in real life...But if I have my Brass Knuckle necklace on...he doesn't come into my dreams...if I don't wear it at night then he comes into my dreams...
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then i don't know what to tell you
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It's weird...but why do I like Red Roses...I'M A JACKED UP PERSON!!!!!!!!! WHY AM I SO JACKED UP!! I LOVE RED ROSES!! UGH I HATE MAH LIFE!!!
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hey, loving roses isn't jacked up. lots of people are into roses. it's probably why he uses them.
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Yeeeeeah...i think you're right about that...but still I think i'm pretty jacked up because I can run on all fours probly as fast as the Rake and also I can make animal/creature sounds
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lol, i can actually do that too. I can run like a bear on all fours pretty darn fast and make some pretty sick lion roars. Wish i could do it more often though, it's pretty good exercise for your arms, and lifting dumbells and the like is just boring
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ikr and try some wolf growls and creature sounds! They're fun to do!
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It's just like when you're in an rp and the other person starts god modding :D
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KTC: *eats dry Cheerios and nods* I a prrrove!
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me : um puteri stay here for a whileΒ
puteri : ummmm
me : *runs away*
puteri : oh man
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I can make a ton of reasons why.... Which aren't all that good... :T
1# I'm a hunter... ( a special infected zombie ) So i could just pounce onto you and maul your... Half... Face...
2# I'm a hunter....
3# i'm a hunter....Β
And 4#... RUN FOR YOUR VIRGIRNITY * runs off like a startled cat *
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That must be one huge cluster of dumb for Smexy to have the look pretty much. Poor bugger.
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Smexy u can't get me cuz I'm a freaking DRAGON WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HA IN YOUR FACE
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