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    Sollux finally looked up from his blankets to see something he never thought he would ever see. Karkat Vantas, his supposed fearless leader with a foul mouth, was bringing him soup while he was sick. Karkat was cautiously walking over to the couch where Sollux lay, careful not to spill any of the hot liquid. As Sollux was so surprised by this sight of all sights, he didn't really know how to react, so decided to just give him a hard time with some snide remarks. He shrugged of the light-headedness that had started a while ago.
"I hope that thoup ith good if it thuckth I´ll vomit."
He felt pretty proud of that one actually. The other, however, not so much.
"WHAT F--- ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I AM A GREAT F---ING COOK IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF. AND DON'T GET SICK ON ME. I WILL END YOU."
It seemed he had his own remarks to add. But the gemini wouldn't give up so easily.
"If that killth me KK I thwe-"*coughcoughcoughcough* Man, Sollux was not enjoying this d--- cough.
"S---. CALM THE F--- DOWN. WHY THE H--- WOULD I KILL YOU?" he responded, setting the soup on the coffee table in front of the couch. Sollux went throuhg a couple answers in his head, determined not to make anything too awkward. However, the light-headedness was getting worse and his judgement skills were fading fast. A sniff escaped him before he answered an answer that, if he had all his consciousness, he would have never dreamed of saying.
" I dont know I'm not a uthefull troll tho..."
"SHUT. THE F---. UP. YOU HAVE TO BE A COMPLETE S---HEAD TO THINK THAT YOU ARE A USELESS TROLL. YOU MUST BE REALLY SICK," he said as he turned to the kitchen again. However surprised Sollux might have been at this, it didn't matter, because right after he spoke, all sense left his mind as his head became so light, nothing seemed real. Except maybe miracles.
"There ith a pink thing on my theilling KK~," he slurred. Karkat stopped. He turned to see Sollux looking up at the ceiling with a stupid grin and glassy eyes.
"WHAT ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUT NOW CAPTOR?" Karkat was really confused by now. All of a sudden, Sollux started talking like an imbecile.
"KK, KK, KK, there ith thomething pink on my theiling it theemth to be like danthing~ heheeheee~" Now he wsa just talking nonsense. Even though he was sure there was no "pink thing" on the ceiling, Karkat glanced up to where Sollux had his dual-colored eyes fixed on. Nothing. Yup. He was sure that there was something seriously wrong now.
"OH GOG.YOU REALLY ARE SICK AREN'T YOU?DID GAMZEE GIVE YOU ONE OF HIS PIES? THEY AREN'T MEDICINE, SOLLUX.THEY. ARE NOT. MEDICINE," he pointed out to him, hoping he'd get some answers. This, however, was in vain.
"Medi-what?" he replied lazily looking down from the ceiling to look at Karkat. Although, Karkat didn't really give a flying f--- about whether or not Sollux ate any sopor pies. He just wanted him to go back to being his idiot d-----bag of a friend and eat his gog-d--- soup already.
"MEDICINE .F---ING MEDICINE. IT'S WHAT YOU PROBABLY NEED. AND NOT ANY OF GAMZEE'S S---. NOW DRINK YOUR F---ING SOUP ALREADY. IT'S GETTING COLD," he hissed. Sollux just looked al around the room, confused.
"What thoup? Where? Uh?"
"THIS F---ING SOUP DIPS---! NOW EAT GOG D--- IT! DO I HAVE TO F---ING FEED YOU MYSELF?!" he yelled, jabbing a finger in the direction of the soup. However, Sollux, once again, tilted his head back to look at the ceiling.
"Ooh look the pink thing ith blue now and it'th making purple bubbleth heheh~"
Great. Now he was raving again.Karkat was getting both frustrated and impatient.
"YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET THE F---ING SOUP. GO TO SLEEP. YOU NEED IT. NOW. AS AN ORDER FROM YOUR LEADER. GO. TO. SLEEP."
Sollux snapped his head back up to look at the cancer, startled.
"huh?! who are you?!"
Karkat cringed a little at Sollux's sudden outburst. This was beginning to get out of hand.He sat down in a chair near the couch and sighed.
"S---. LOOK. I AM KARKAT. FEARLESS F---ING LEADER. YOU ARE SOLLUX. SICK F---ING A--HOLE. RING A BELL?"
Sollux looked at him with a blank expression and saliva dripping out of the corner of his mouth. "Uh...nope." he replied bluntly.
"UGH, GROSS." Karkat knew he wouldn't be able to get anywhere with spit all over his mouth. He got up to grab SEVERAL napkins and handed them to the very sick troll. He didn't quite understand the gesture, however, and Karkat ended up having to wipe it off himself. Gross. An awkward silence followed. At least, it was awkward for Karkat. After all, Sollux was probably off in his own little world by now. There was still something that bothered him, though.
"DO YOU SERIOUSLY NOT RECOGNIZE ME? OR IS IT JUST THE DRUGS?" Sollux didn't seem to really register the question and remained unresponsive. He seemed thoroughly exhausted by now. Karkat took this as a sign to finally get him to sleep this s--- off. He stood up to walk off to find something to do and called over his shoulder, "NEVER MIND. JUST... GO TO SLEEP." As if on cue, Sollux absolutely passed out almost immediately. Karkat sighed with relief as he went off to maybe play on some of the video games he knew Sollux had in his room. He hoped that by the time Sollux woke up, he'd be better. Or, at least coherent.
                          Boy was he going to be disappointed.

Description
    Sollux finally looked up from his blankets to see something he never thought he would ever see. Karkat Vantas, his supposed fearless leader with a foul mouth, was bringing him soup while he was sick. Karkat was cautiously walking over to the couch where Sollux lay, careful not to spill any of the hot liquid. As Sollux was so surprised by this sight of all sights, he didn't really know how to react, so decided to just give him a hard time with some snide remarks. He shrugged of the light-headedness that had started a while ago.
"I hope that thoup ith good if it thuckth I´ll vomit."
He felt pretty proud of that one actually. The other, however, not so much.
"WHAT F--- ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I AM A GREAT F---ING COOK IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF. AND DON'T GET SICK ON ME. I WILL END YOU."
It seemed he had his own remarks to add. But the gemini wouldn't give up so easily.
"If that killth me KK I thwe-"*coughcoughcoughcough* Man, Sollux was not enjoying this d--- cough.
"S---. CALM THE F--- DOWN. WHY THE H--- WOULD I KILL YOU?" he responded, setting the soup on the coffee table in front of the couch. Sollux went throuhg a couple answers in his head, determined not to make anything too awkward. However, the light-headedness was getting worse and his judgement skills were fading fast. A sniff escaped him before he answered an answer that, if he had all his consciousness, he would have never dreamed of saying.
" I dont know I'm not a uthefull troll tho..."
"SHUT. THE F---. UP. YOU HAVE TO BE A COMPLETE S---HEAD TO THINK THAT YOU ARE A USELESS TROLL. YOU MUST BE REALLY SICK," he said as he turned to the kitchen again. However surprised Sollux might have been at this, it didn't matter, because right after he spoke, all sense left his mind as his head became so light, nothing seemed real. Except maybe miracles.
"There ith a pink thing on my theilling KK~," he slurred. Karkat stopped. He turned to see Sollux looking up at the ceiling with a stupid grin and glassy eyes.
"WHAT ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUT NOW CAPTOR?" Karkat was really confused by now. All of a sudden, Sollux started talking like an imbecile.
"KK, KK, KK, there ith thomething pink on my theiling it theemth to be like danthing~ heheeheee~" Now he wsa just talking nonsense. Even though he was sure there was no "pink thing" on the ceiling, Karkat glanced up to where Sollux had his dual-colored eyes fixed on. Nothing. Yup. He was sure that there was something seriously wrong now.
"OH GOG.YOU REALLY ARE SICK AREN'T YOU?DID GAMZEE GIVE YOU ONE OF HIS PIES? THEY AREN'T MEDICINE, SOLLUX.THEY. ARE NOT. MEDICINE," he pointed out to him, hoping he'd get some answers. This, however, was in vain.
"Medi-what?" he replied lazily looking down from the ceiling to look at Karkat. Although, Karkat didn't really give a flying f--- about whether or not Sollux ate any sopor pies. He just wanted him to go back to being his idiot d-----bag of a friend and eat his gog-d--- soup already.
"MEDICINE .F---ING MEDICINE. IT'S WHAT YOU PROBABLY NEED. AND NOT ANY OF GAMZEE'S S---. NOW DRINK YOUR F---ING SOUP ALREADY. IT'S GETTING COLD," he hissed. Sollux just looked al around the room, confused.
"What thoup? Where? Uh?"
"THIS F---ING SOUP DIPS---! NOW EAT GOG D--- IT! DO I HAVE TO F---ING FEED YOU MYSELF?!" he yelled, jabbing a finger in the direction of the soup. However, Sollux, once again, tilted his head back to look at the ceiling.
"Ooh look the pink thing ith blue now and it'th making purple bubbleth heheh~"
Great. Now he was raving again.Karkat was getting both frustrated and impatient.
"YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET THE F---ING SOUP. GO TO SLEEP. YOU NEED IT. NOW. AS AN ORDER FROM YOUR LEADER. GO. TO. SLEEP."
Sollux snapped his head back up to look at the cancer, startled.
"huh?! who are you?!"
Karkat cringed a little at Sollux's sudden outburst. This was beginning to get out of hand.He sat down in a chair near the couch and sighed.
"S---. LOOK. I AM KARKAT. FEARLESS F---ING LEADER. YOU ARE SOLLUX. SICK F---ING A--HOLE. RING A BELL?"
Sollux looked at him with a blank expression and saliva dripping out of the corner of his mouth. "Uh...nope." he replied bluntly.
"UGH, GROSS." Karkat knew he wouldn't be able to get anywhere with spit all over his mouth. He got up to grab SEVERAL napkins and handed them to the very sick troll. He didn't quite understand the gesture, however, and Karkat ended up having to wipe it off himself. Gross. An awkward silence followed. At least, it was awkward for Karkat. After all, Sollux was probably off in his own little world by now. There was still something that bothered him, though.
"DO YOU SERIOUSLY NOT RECOGNIZE ME? OR IS IT JUST THE DRUGS?" Sollux didn't seem to really register the question and remained unresponsive. He seemed thoroughly exhausted by now. Karkat took this as a sign to finally get him to sleep this s--- off. He stood up to walk off to find something to do and called over his shoulder, "NEVER MIND. JUST... GO TO SLEEP." As if on cue, Sollux absolutely passed out almost immediately. Karkat sighed with relief as he went off to maybe play on some of the video games he knew Sollux had in his room. He hoped that by the time Sollux woke up, he'd be better. Or, at least coherent.
                          Boy was he going to be disappointed.