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Description "Time Chasers" An incredibly ambitious attemt at an ameture, ultra-low budget sci-fi movie. Please note that incredible ambition does not automatically translate into an incredible movie. Oh, its good--certainly good enough to watch on its own. But as an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000, it is truely hilarious. I would argue that "Time Chasers" is amoung the best episodes MST3K has ever produced.

"Wait a minute, this isn't our star is it? I will not accept this guy as our star."
"Two different plads? Even I know that's a fashion no-no."
Co-starring Bruce Springstien's little brother Wayne."
"Did someone tape a dinner roll to his chin?"
"They even gave her plad theme music."
"So, fifty years from now, it'll be three years from now."
"Food courts--OF THE FUTURE!"
"So, for some reason Vermont became the epicenter of the Distopia."
"History is just circling the drain at this point."
"The Spruce Gnat!"
"So eight 5 1/4 inch floppies hold the secret of time travel?"
"But I chased you on a horse, I'm supposed to win!"
"They got off on the second floor--They're masters of escape!"
"The adventures of the average people!"
"He died as he lived--Mud-stained and splaying."

And the riff that inspired this pic, yelled in a pathetic voice that text cannot do justice to...
"For Castleton!"
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Comments: 33

GenzoxKarl [2011-11-15 20:40:28 +0000 UTC]

oh my gosh - this is SO much win XD

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ArchiCrash In reply to GenzoxKarl [2011-11-18 02:08:18 +0000 UTC]

So, you mean it's #WINNING? [link]

Forgive the shameless plug, but a 'winning' joke was just too good to pass up...

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GenzoxKarl In reply to ArchiCrash [2011-11-18 17:33:18 +0000 UTC]

ahahaha, awesome

So did you ever create any works based on the groovy "Riding with Death" episode?

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ArchiCrash In reply to GenzoxKarl [2011-11-19 17:12:01 +0000 UTC]

I should, sometime, but I haven't yet. ...Just haven't been mellow enough...

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DoodleMaus [2011-06-06 21:55:23 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHA!! This is EPIC!

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ArchiCrash In reply to DoodleMaus [2011-06-08 01:36:09 +0000 UTC]

Ha! Glad you appreciate it!

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DoodleMaus In reply to ArchiCrash [2011-06-08 01:52:08 +0000 UTC]

I love it... even if they are Castleton snobs.

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DarthGojira [2010-12-22 00:36:25 +0000 UTC]

I love the little details. The stains, the plaid, the chin-butt, the goofy headband...

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ArchiCrash In reply to DarthGojira [2010-12-23 02:25:53 +0000 UTC]

It helps to have such.....Distinctive characters to work with! Yeah, distinctive is a good way to describe them all...

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nasuti [2010-12-08 18:57:03 +0000 UTC]

Oh god... LOL! This is great!

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foozbit [2010-08-08 21:48:08 +0000 UTC]

I go to Castleton! CSC, represent!

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ArchiCrash In reply to foozbit [2010-08-10 13:09:27 +0000 UTC]

Haha, that is awesome!

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MG-vs-lego [2010-02-25 23:24:03 +0000 UTC]

"who am i kidding, I never went to castleton"

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ArchiCrash In reply to MG-vs-lego [2010-02-26 04:16:29 +0000 UTC]

That episode had some of the best one-liners!

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MG-vs-lego In reply to ArchiCrash [2010-02-26 17:47:28 +0000 UTC]

yeah

"ah, general washington's plane has arrived"
that was my personal fav.

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Coco84 [2009-06-02 19:18:32 +0000 UTC]

HAH! I actually did go to Castleton! In fact, that is where I first saw this episode.

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ArchiCrash In reply to Coco84 [2009-06-03 03:47:03 +0000 UTC]

Really? That's actually pretty cool! Did you recognize any sets from the movie? "Bob Evil's" office, or anything?

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Coco84 In reply to ArchiCrash [2009-06-07 12:35:33 +0000 UTC]

I didn't reconize his office, but I believe the scene where they ate lunch in the "future" might have been at the Rutland Mall where I shopped from time to time. However, I'm not 100% sure. They also mentioned lake Bomoseen where the plane crashed. It's right near where I went to school.

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jarelkortan In reply to Coco84 [2009-09-19 19:10:19 +0000 UTC]

Well they notice in the credits they thank the officials of Rutland, Vermont

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Ace-the-Hunter [2008-07-11 14:20:49 +0000 UTC]

FOR CASTLETON!!! Who am I kidding, I never went to Castleton. I love that one.

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ArchiCrash In reply to Ace-the-Hunter [2008-07-11 23:44:04 +0000 UTC]

Such a simple riff....And yet oh so funny!
Thanks for the comment!

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Ace-the-Hunter In reply to ArchiCrash [2008-07-12 01:04:40 +0000 UTC]

Sure thing. Hey, did you hear about the new series coming out?

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ArchiCrash In reply to Ace-the-Hunter [2008-07-13 00:47:30 +0000 UTC]

I......heard about the next DVD release. But nothing about a new series...

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Ace-the-Hunter In reply to ArchiCrash [2008-07-13 01:28:07 +0000 UTC]

I saw previews of it. It's called Cinimatic Titanic.

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surlana [2008-05-30 18:26:12 +0000 UTC]

I like how you portrayed the 'chin butt'

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ArchiCrash In reply to surlana [2008-06-01 15:50:46 +0000 UTC]

Heh. Thanks. That actuar had a truely unique face....

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jhaumann [2008-05-30 03:59:19 +0000 UTC]

Oh and don't forget these great lines:
"I left my keys at the MANCHU WOK OF THE FUTUURE"
"I leave for 15 minutes and Evilco is in shambles!"
"We can send Bob Saget to meet Charlemagne"
"So in the future kids become gay agents?"
"Hey Marv! It's me and I'm nude!"
and Servo's unforgettable line
"He's dead, but don't worry, there's a spare"

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ArchiCrash In reply to jhaumann [2008-05-30 18:32:29 +0000 UTC]

Oh, I didn't forget, but it would have gotten tedious if I had quoted the *whole* movie...

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jhaumann In reply to ArchiCrash [2008-05-30 20:23:45 +0000 UTC]

Oh I know! But I find Time Chasers as one of the most quotable MST3K movies other than The Final Sacrifice.

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NUTCASE71733 [2008-05-30 03:58:37 +0000 UTC]

You forgot the hilarious and well-placed "BAWKAAAAAAWWWW!!!!!" riff from the Revolution scene lol. Awesome pic regardless, though.

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MarqueeMoonGirl [2008-05-21 03:35:36 +0000 UTC]

...oh, who am I kidding, I never went to Castleton.

Excellent work! ^^

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ArchiCrash In reply to MarqueeMoonGirl [2008-05-21 22:56:09 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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Aeolus06 [2008-05-15 04:08:04 +0000 UTC]

very nice work on this

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