vest [2013-02-14 04:49:58 +0000 UTC]
"Hey, sup. Is this me in 2010?"
"Lemme, check. Umm, yep, calendar says so."
"Cool, I'm you in 2013. Guess what."
"Oh hey!? What's up?"
"In a few months time you're going to become a huge fan of a cartoon for little girls."
"Funny, har har-"
"No no, seriously. It's My Little Pony."
"Yeah, pffft, whatev-"
"And you'll plug it on your blogs, your journal, and share it with all your friends! You'll draw art for it, go to My Little Pony conventions and meet-ups, and, and..."
"And, hyeh-heh, what else, write My Widdle Fan-Fiction as well?"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...Get out."
"It's three hundred pages long."
"Dude, okay joke's old and over now-"
"It'll have thousands of readers, features, and, and, and...and even some gorgeous fanart for your secondary characters!"
"Okay, leaving now."
"And while I've got you on the line here, the-"
*Click*
"-winning lotto numbers next...week...are..."
"If you would like to make a call, please hang up and try again."
*Boop-boop-boop-beep-boop-boop-boop-beep*
"Erfgh, WHAT!?"
"Hey, sup, is this Emo me from 2009?"
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