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Published: 2017-03-07 19:56:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 1309; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 3
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"But Captain Solo this place is weird! squeaked Finn. "I have a bad feeling about this.""Hey, c'mon kid, lighten up, will ya?" Solo grumbled -- Finn could understand why Rey had whispered to him that she was going to secretly call him "grunkle" Han -- "You're imagining things."
"My bug bites literally spell "beware"! That doesn't seem weird to you?" Finn shrieked.
Han leaned over and squinted. "I think that says "bewarb"."
Rey peeked over and nodded. "He's right. What does that even mean?"
Finn sighed and wondered how long this crazy road trip to find a missing Jedi would be.
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"Isn't the fact that they spell anything a little weird?" Finn demanded.
"Kid," Captain Solo said with a growl. "If I got upset over every little weird thing that happened to me I'd never had a moment's peace. "
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Chewbacca muttered something at this, and Solo twitched visibly.
"I thought we'd agreed," he said with exaggerated patience, "That we were never going to talk about the Blackwing Virus again?"
"The what wing virus?" Rey piped up, "Sounds like a bird!"
"Sure, kid," Han's grin was very forced, "A bird."
Finn tugged on Rey's hand. "Can we go home now?"
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OMG I love it!!
Also, I'm smitten with Finn. He's the 'Hunk' of Star Wars for me
And this is fricking adorable, I love it!! XD
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I love Finn too!
(And even though it'll probably turn out to be Rey who is a Skywalker, I still like the headcanon where it's Finn)
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Oh gosh XD
WAit so Han is Stan...does that make Cheiw Soos?
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Hmmm XD
But then who's Bill
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....it's probably Snoke. And Kylo is the little nincompoop who made a deal with him.
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I see...so Kylo Ren is Lil Gideion?
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....yeah, sounds about right
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Well then XD
Wait does that mena he leads mad MAx Style posse?
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Lol Kylo and the Knights of Ren and the rest of the First Order are literally like these angry prep school kids who think they're an edgy Mad Max gang (except they are quite dangerous so there's that)
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So their the kind of guys who soray Sliver Cake Spray into their mouths ands cream how lovly a day it iss and how with the spray they;ll get accepdted into Valhalla?
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Er...probably not THAT dramatic, as it'd mess up their perfect armor, but Hux is close
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Close?
How clsoe do you have to be XD
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Well, I mean, you've heard his super fanatical speeches about the first order
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Ah True.
He's probably ready to fire up a first order death car and rule the wasteland
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Well it's less an "on earth" au and more a "in the Star Wars galaxy" au, so any deserts would have to be Tatooine or Jakku or the like
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In that case, he's got entire planets ro rule XD
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