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Published: 2016-12-21 16:09:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 4049; Favourites: 118; Downloads: 182
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You all thought Josef hadn't taken more images with Connie, huh? At The Studio: The Crimson ConservativeThrew in some little details to show Connie is a very tall woman.
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Absolutely beautiful...can anyone tell me what she's drinking? *readys a pen and paper*
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In this instance it is up to the artist, the super-talented artguyjoe , but usually she drinks nothing but Jack Daniel's. As a nine-footer, beer takes too long to get into her system, and she views wine as "fruity."
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*jots down notes* good to know
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Very Excellent Work!!
General Bardak: "Glad to see Connie back in action"
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I'm always in action ('cept when I'm lounging around like in this picture), but Sonny Jim just don't tell my tales, that lazy bastard.
I agree, Joe is amazing.
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That has got to be some of your best work! I'm envious in fact, I see now what side of the political spectrum you fall on!
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LOL! As if 4 billion images of Olga were not enough
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Look all I'm saying is that this one is particularly patriotically perfect.
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Okay, an idea just hit me: After Connie drains the bottles around her, Sovie enters and poses on top of the face-down drunk, just for a laugh... if you wanna go with it, I'll pay Joe to make it happen.
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I could go for that lol!
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Awesome work, Joe! You captured the essence and beauty of my gal perfectly (as was stated above)!
Z
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I'd look hot eatin' ice cream in Antartica, and you know it.
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Hey, Baldy, ya made me look like a self-absorbed, giant-footed drunk who just assumes the whole world wants to bask in my glory!
In other words, he captured who you are perfectly.
I s'ppose... Yeah, you're right--he's got me lookin' like my typical damn hot self.
Wow, Joe, what an awesome surprise! 
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Z
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You're probably right, but you can always try. A crate of ammo for my GAU-8 would be nice... or we could just share a bottle of Jack under the mistletoe.
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Using a GAU-8 for hand gun??
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What, you think I oughta go with something bigger?
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Well, since thet gun in total is larger then a normal car, just wondered, not to mention carry the ammo.
But very impressive if she does.
Still I prefer her boobs..
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Fun fact, the Crimson Conservative's melons have actually led to the deaths of many a criminal and terrorist. Great height + bullet proof boobies = a smack to the head for the average sized guy now and then.
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Does she choke with the boobs?
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I've never really thought of a specific scenario where it would happen, but while battling another superhero, hey, you do what it takes. She herself was smothered into unconsciousness by a melted tire, so knows how effective forcing something over the face of an opponent is...
Behold, we are WMDs! Wobblers of Mass Destruction!
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smother is efficient an sexy!
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No problem. I also redid "The Soldier" in the Superfly engine as well. I may post again after Christmas.
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