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Here are some more contemptible SML characters.

Yoshi is angry at both Black Yoshi and Tyrone from Super Mario Logan.

These two characters are just racial stereotypes!

Let's start off with Black Yoshi.

Black Yoshi is proven to be a racial stereotype of black people in many ways. He always plays Call of Duty, he always eats either KFC, Kool-Aid, or watermelon, and he always mooches off Mario and steals.

Also, Black Yoshi is so dimwitted, he would make Peter Griffin look like an Alakazam! And I'm saying a lot!

Let's start off with Black Yoshi's crimes;

Black Yoshi wrote $1,000,000 on his blank check, and got that much money from the bank! And he went as far as to shoot Tyrone to death, even going as far as to allow Mario to take the blame for the crime!

Black Yoshi kept begging Mario for a new Call of Duty game every time a new one was announced. One time, after seeing one cost $500, he started a Kool-Aid stand. And how much did he try to sell the Kool-Aid for? $500 a cup! Yeah! Five hundred dollars a cup! This shows Black Yoshi knows nothing about how economics work. After failing to sell to Tyrone, Bowser Junior, Cody and Joseph, he thought that the only way to get more customers was to increase the price! Er, Black Yoshi. The best way to attract more customers is to decrease the price. And when Brooklyn T. Guy came to shut his stand down, Black Yoshi misheard "Business licence" as "Biscuit licence"! Later in the same vid, Black Yoshi made a GoFundMe page and asked for.... wait for it.... $1,000,000!

Later on, Black Yoshi went as far as to steal Mario's credit card to buy the new Call of Duty game and console for $500, and tried to brush it off as a birthday present for him from Mario!

On one Black Friday, Black Yoshi just made up one thing; Black Friday is a sale where everything in stores is free for black people! Alright, Black Yoshi. Just because it's Black Friday doesn't mean everything is free for black people. And later, he got out of jail!

Plus, Black Yoshi is a lazy bugger. Why? Well, it's not just because he sits down playing Call of Duty all day, but also, every time Mario tells him to get a job, Black Yoshi ultimately refuses, one time, he tried to justify his reason for not wanting to get a job with "I have disabilitis, fo." What disabilities? "I cantz reads and I cantz pays attention" Even though for the latter, Mario tried to debunk Black Yoshi's claim by telling him he pays attention to his games, while Black Yoshi just ignores him.

Also, Black Yoshi even stole Tom Brady's Super Bowl rings on one occasion, and pawned them to the Loan Dolphin, and lied that he won the Olympics even though it was 2018 and had it not been for CONVID-19, they would've taken place in 2020. At least Cheeseburger Man was being honest when answering Mario's question there.

And another time, Black Yoshi even got Cookie Monster killed! Why? Well, after Mario sent Black Yoshi to the Antarctica, Brooklyn T. Guy brought him back and gave him $200 to buy the new Call of Duty game, and when it was time for Black Yoshi to pay back his $200, Black Yoshi tried to get more time before he got his next welfare check, and even asked Mario "What's he done for me?" to which Mario responded "He gave you $200!!!!", only for Black Yoshi to hypocritically tell Mario to stop bringing up the past even though he always brings up his ancestors. But thankfully, Black Yoshi was sent to Asia later on, and Cookie Monster was revived.

Black Yoshi is even further proven to be hypocritical. He hates Nintendo systems even though he's a Nintendo character himself!

There was the time Black Yoshi lied about his birthday, just so he could get some money! Not remembering it was Chef Peepee's birthday. Even went as far as to allow Brooklyn T. Guy to steal the money.

There was a moment where Black Yoshi kidnapped babies! Even putting some in the microwave! Just pray the microwave was off when he did that.

Plus, Black Yoshi even demanded Mario to get him a Popeyes chicken sandwich, even going as far as to mispronounce it as "Poopis", "Poopeyes" and "Poo-poo". Though I will proudly admit this line made me chuckle "Okay, you want a poo-poo sandwich? Go to the bathroom." But later, Black Yoshi faked a coma. Black Yoshi should've just gone to the bathroom since he did want a poo-poo sandwich.

Also, how is it that Black Yoshi doesn't know how to properly pronounce "Popeyes" here when in an earlier episode, he perfectly pronounced Popeyes when dressed like Jeffy?

Later, when Black Yoshi got superpowers, he stole a Playstation 4 from Best Buy, and stole purses from everyone, even taking money out of them! He tried to justify his stealing with "I gotta pay the bills!" What bills? "I gotta buy me some KFC, I gotta buy me some Kool-Aid". Those are not bills!

In his latest appearance, Black Yoshi stole Tom Brady's Super Bowl Ring, and being a smartaleck about being told to write a letter! And even went as far as to unknowingly throw the ring into Jeffy's mouth!

You know, with all of these crimes he'd committed, I'm surprised Mario didn't kick Black Yoshi out of his house.

Tyrone is no better.

Tyrone is so dimwitted, he would make Patrick Star look like Christopher Langan. And I'm saying a lot!

Get this! Tyrone can't even tell differences between voices! When Jeffy kept uttering the F word (Not the F word that normally comes to mind. That other F word) Tyrone immediately jumped to the conclusion that Mario called him that! Really, Tyrone? Mario and Jeffy have different voices! So how can you not tell the difference?! And Tyrone even beat up Mario! But then again, Mario did use the word to Cheeseburger Man earlier.

And like Black Yoshi, Tyrone also believes Black Friday is the day everything is free for black people!

Also, not all black people are like these guys! Not all of them eat KFC. Not all of them drink Kool-Aid. Not all of them eat watermelon. Not all of them have this accent. Not all of them try to sell things for illegally high prices. Not all of them make incorrect mispronunciations like "Tootis", "Roe, Pooper, Sisters", "Poopeyes", "Poopis", "Hakuna Matootis" or "Corn and Tea".

Though I will give Black Yoshi this; Unlike Shrek, at least Black Yoshi doesn't poop everywhere. At least he eats anything besides KFC, Kool-Aid, and watermelon. And watermelon actually is healthy.

Yoshi belongs to Nintendo.

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Here are some more contemptible SML characters.

Yoshi is angry at both Black Yoshi and Tyrone from Super Mario Logan.

These two characters are just racial stereotypes!

Let's start off with Black Yoshi.

Black Yoshi is proven to be a racial stereotype of black people in many ways. He always plays Call of Duty, he always eats either KFC, Kool-Aid, or watermelon, and he always mooches off Mario and steals.

Also, Black Yoshi is so dimwitted, he would make Peter Griffin look like an Alakazam! And I'm saying a lot!

Let's start off with Black Yoshi's crimes;

Black Yoshi wrote $1,000,000 on his blank check, and got that much money from the bank! And he went as far as to shoot Tyrone to death, even going as far as to allow Mario to take the blame for the crime!

Black Yoshi kept begging Mario for a new Call of Duty game every time a new one was announced. One time, after seeing one cost $500, he started a Kool-Aid stand. And how much did he try to sell the Kool-Aid for? $500 a cup! Yeah! Five hundred dollars a cup! This shows Black Yoshi knows nothing about how economics work. After failing to sell to Tyrone, Bowser Junior, Cody and Joseph, he thought that the only way to get more customers was to increase the price! Er, Black Yoshi. The best way to attract more customers is to decrease the price. And when Brooklyn T. Guy came to shut his stand down, Black Yoshi misheard "Business licence" as "Biscuit licence"! Later in the same vid, Black Yoshi made a GoFundMe page and asked for.... wait for it.... $1,000,000!

Later on, Black Yoshi went as far as to steal Mario's credit card to buy the new Call of Duty game and console for $500, and tried to brush it off as a birthday present for him from Mario!

On one Black Friday, Black Yoshi just made up one thing; Black Friday is a sale where everything in stores is free for black people! Alright, Black Yoshi. Just because it's Black Friday doesn't mean everything is free for black people. And later, he got out of jail!

Plus, Black Yoshi is a lazy bugger. Why? Well, it's not just because he sits down playing Call of Duty all day, but also, every time Mario tells him to get a job, Black Yoshi ultimately refuses, one time, he tried to justify his reason for not wanting to get a job with "I have disabilitis, fo." What disabilities? "I cantz reads and I cantz pays attention" Even though for the latter, Mario tried to debunk Black Yoshi's claim by telling him he pays attention to his games, while Black Yoshi just ignores him.

Also, Black Yoshi even stole Tom Brady's Super Bowl rings on one occasion, and pawned them to the Loan Dolphin, and lied that he won the Olympics even though it was 2018 and had it not been for CONVID-19, they would've taken place in 2020. At least Cheeseburger Man was being honest when answering Mario's question there.

And another time, Black Yoshi even got Cookie Monster killed! Why? Well, after Mario sent Black Yoshi to the Antarctica, Brooklyn T. Guy brought him back and gave him $200 to buy the new Call of Duty game, and when it was time for Black Yoshi to pay back his $200, Black Yoshi tried to get more time before he got his next welfare check, and even asked Mario "What's he done for me?" to which Mario responded "He gave you $200!!!!", only for Black Yoshi to hypocritically tell Mario to stop bringing up the past even though he always brings up his ancestors. But thankfully, Black Yoshi was sent to Asia later on, and Cookie Monster was revived.

Black Yoshi is even further proven to be hypocritical. He hates Nintendo systems even though he's a Nintendo character himself!

There was the time Black Yoshi lied about his birthday, just so he could get some money! Not remembering it was Chef Peepee's birthday. Even went as far as to allow Brooklyn T. Guy to steal the money.

There was a moment where Black Yoshi kidnapped babies! Even putting some in the microwave! Just pray the microwave was off when he did that.

Plus, Black Yoshi even demanded Mario to get him a Popeyes chicken sandwich, even going as far as to mispronounce it as "Poopis", "Poopeyes" and "Poo-poo". Though I will proudly admit this line made me chuckle "Okay, you want a poo-poo sandwich? Go to the bathroom." But later, Black Yoshi faked a coma. Black Yoshi should've just gone to the bathroom since he did want a poo-poo sandwich.

Also, how is it that Black Yoshi doesn't know how to properly pronounce "Popeyes" here when in an earlier episode, he perfectly pronounced Popeyes when dressed like Jeffy?

Later, when Black Yoshi got superpowers, he stole a Playstation 4 from Best Buy, and stole purses from everyone, even taking money out of them! He tried to justify his stealing with "I gotta pay the bills!" What bills? "I gotta buy me some KFC, I gotta buy me some Kool-Aid". Those are not bills!

In his latest appearance, Black Yoshi stole Tom Brady's Super Bowl Ring, and being a smartaleck about being told to write a letter! And even went as far as to unknowingly throw the ring into Jeffy's mouth!

You know, with all of these crimes he'd committed, I'm surprised Mario didn't kick Black Yoshi out of his house.

Tyrone is no better.

Tyrone is so dimwitted, he would make Patrick Star look like Christopher Langan. And I'm saying a lot!

Get this! Tyrone can't even tell differences between voices! When Jeffy kept uttering the F word (Not the F word that normally comes to mind. That other F word) Tyrone immediately jumped to the conclusion that Mario called him that! Really, Tyrone? Mario and Jeffy have different voices! So how can you not tell the difference?! And Tyrone even beat up Mario! But then again, Mario did use the word to Cheeseburger Man earlier.

And like Black Yoshi, Tyrone also believes Black Friday is the day everything is free for black people!

Also, not all black people are like these guys! Not all of them eat KFC. Not all of them drink Kool-Aid. Not all of them eat watermelon. Not all of them have this accent. Not all of them try to sell things for illegally high prices. Not all of them make incorrect mispronunciations like "Tootis", "Roe, Pooper, Sisters", "Poopeyes", "Poopis", "Hakuna Matootis" or "Corn and Tea".

Though I will give Black Yoshi this; Unlike Shrek, at least Black Yoshi doesn't poop everywhere. At least he eats anything besides KFC, Kool-Aid, and watermelon. And watermelon actually is healthy.

Yoshi belongs to Nintendo.