Oracle9i [2016-06-20 18:23:50 +0000 UTC]
Dear Games Workshop,
Those of us who've maintained a Slaanesh-themed army for the past thirty years or so, do understand why you've become scared of the concept. You're trying to market the games to younger players now and Mummy simply won't have her little boys playing with girly daemonettes. Your solution was to banish Slaanesh altogether and replace it with a more "family friendly" faction, the Skaven. Frankly, if your loyal customers wanted to game with figurines of little mice, we could just as easily buy our figures from Walt Disney as from you.
Here's a better solution. Hire this artist to re-design the Slaanesh faction, starting with the daemonettes. With just the slightest adding of "GW" design elements this drawing is spot-on perfect for one model. The figure is lithe, androgynous, the chest is masculine with none of those ever-controversial soft parts, and the face clearly displays that exquisite touch of perverted femininity that has always defined Slaanesh conceptually.
This is what a daemonette should look like. THIS, right here.
Sincerely,
Slaanesh Army Players Everywhere.
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