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Meowth:All right! We definetly had a fun party. Probably the best one in ages.

"Blonc":Meh, I've had better.

Meowth:*annoyed* I wasn't talking to you. *ahem* But unfortunatley the part is about to come to a close. Before we do though we've got a boar to unmask.

Emboar:You mean me right?

Meowthat's right! But before we do let's see just what our judges think of your performances, and if they can lead them to figuring out just who you are. Starting with Linda.

Linda:...Okay, maybe I have been relying a bit to much on others guesses instead of my own. So you know what? It's probably going to be wrong anyways, but screw it. I bet this IS a Fishowner, but NOT Calvin. It's his brother Felix. He's big enough to fit in the costume I mean and despite not being AS rich as his brother, he could have gotten Calvin to pay the clue maker packages to make up a completely made up story.

Kokoro:I see, and I say that your'e wrong but I can see him doing that. However, this person is actually none other than Rohan Kisibe from Jojo's Bizzare Adventure. The 4 of course refers to part 4, but the truth is actually the compulsive gambling clue. *smiling mask* No sane man would risk having their house burnt down just to beat a dumb teeanger, now would they?

Eddie:I was thinking him at one point too. But judging by the nature of the other clues, I'd actually say it's Okuyasu Nijimura. Clue aside The Hand pun gave it away really.

"Eddie":Even Dudley could figure that out.

Dudley:*offended* Hey! I didn't say that.

"Eddie":Uh, no I did. Eddie.

Eddie:What!? No I didn't!

Dudley:..Eh, I can let it slide. After all Kokor's the one obsessed with the badge. And last time I tried to get all smart?...It did NOT go well. Also, I think it is Okuyasu Nijimura too! He debuted in part four as well, and the second truth could still be true, judging by the "harvest" incident.

"Blonc":Great geusses all of you but I know who it really is!

Dudley:Who is it then?

"Blonc":It's Snagglepuss, Mr.Jynx and Huckleberry Hound smuged together into one suit!

Meowth:...Your reasoing?

"Blonc":I'm bored that's all I just want to get that done with.

Dudley:Hold on, isn't that possible that it-

Meowth:WELL those certinally are interesting geusses. Especially Bloncs', really interesting choice. But even so, there's no way to know unless our dear friend Emboar there decides to-

Audience:Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! Take it off!

*The Emboar has a surprisingly easier time doing remvoing, despite not having opposable thumbs. It's a bit slower for dramatic effect, and it's by no means easy an easy task but he does and shows his real face to the world.*

Meowth:I can't belive it! It's Okuyasu Nijimura from Jojo's Bizzare Adventure Part 4iamond is Unbreakable!

Okuyasu Nijimurai Josuke! I just sung a bunch of random pop songs in front of a live audience while wearing a pig costume! Ain't that wacky?...Josuke?

*Meanwhile at Josuke's house*

Josuke:*playing a video game with Koichi*

Koichi:So Jotaro said he wanted me to go to Italy, think you have any advice for me?

Josuke:*shrugs* I don't know, maybe ask Rohan to use Crazy Diamond to get all the facts about Italy or something like that?

Koichih sure! that makes sense.

*Back at the set*

Dudley:See Eddie? I knew that I could do it!

"Dudley":Maybe have a bit more faith in me instead of clamming the idea as your own.

Eddie:What do you mean? It was my idea, not yours!

Linda:Hey it's not a big deal, he probably just misremembered that fact.

Meowth:*ahem* For those of you who don't know what Jojo's Bizzare Adventure is. It's basically a series of shounen adventures of the Joestar bloodline. In Part 4 the main protagonist, Josuke, has to find a murder who is responsible for taking the life away from many women, but not their hands.

Okuyasuefore that though he had to deal with other stuff like me! See after my father made a deal with the devil, or vampire, our father turned into something unreconizable and we needed to cure him. We had assume an arrow would help him out and return him to normal, but thanks to me not being the brightest, the wikis words not mine, I think I ended up defeated.

Meowth:To make matters worse, his brother was eventually killed off by a guy with an electric guitar, and electrical powers. Eventually thanks to the help of the man he wanted to fight earlier, and after a quick stop to an Italian place, they eventually got revenge on that guy. But then real trouble began as a series of murders would soon take place involving the hand guy I mentioned earlier.

Okuyasu:Not to be confused with me and my stand "THE HAND".

Dudley:Ah! So that could've had two meaings then of Yoshikage Kira and your own stand.

Okuyasu:Indeed! I suppose it does. I didn't even think about that. Sometimes my genius, It's lmost frightening.

"Blonc":Yeah, your "genius". That certinally is one way to put it.

Eddie:Wait, why did you want to ge tinto this show anyways.

Okuyasu:*emberassed* Well now that Kira has been punished rightfully Morioh has become somewhat...borning. I figured I needed some excitment and then I remebered that this Jotaro guy, Josuke's nephew I think, ws on this show before and figured I might have a shot of actually winning. I certinally made it much further then him though.

Kokoro:*angry mask* How the hell wasn't I able to recongize that idots voice.

Okuyasu:Hey I'm not an idiot!

"Linda":Yeah, All right! Clearly you're the idiot because you couldn't figure it out on your own.

Linda:Huh did someone say something.

Kokoro:*angry mask* Didn't you/

Meowth:Man I can't believe you wasted your question on that.

Linda:*shakes head* Wait no that's not my question! I was just going to ask...that italian place isn't owned by a Jimmy Pesto is it?

Okuyasu:Nope, it's ran by some guy named Tony. You should really try his food though. Trust me it's great.

"Blonc"kay my question is this. Can I go home now.

Meowth:*sighs* Yeah sure. I geuss. Give it up for Roger Smith everybody.

Dudley:What? That's not Rodger Smith. Thats Blonc Partee! And he's-

"Blonc"one. Just done with this facade. If you need me I'll just be partying at an actually entertaing party. Peace. *walks out*

Meowth:...Okay! That was certinally something. A-anyways! Next week is the semifinals. The super six have all been choosen now and soon they will all go to battle. Zangoose, Drizzile and Meowscarda shall face Clefairy, Sableye and Stufful. But only 3 of them shall make it to hte finals and only one of them

"Kokoro":And only one of them can get the badge, and it will be me because unlike Leechy Linda I don't steal from others.

Kokoro:*confused mask* Wait hold onI never said-

Meowthut for now we have to say goodbye to Emboar through one last song. Now that he's unmsked it should be easier to spin right roiund baby right round. (Like a record baby)

Okuyasu:Like a record baby!

Meowthkuyasu? Hit it!

Song (Dead or Alive - Like a Record):youtu.be/PGNiXGX2nLU

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Meowth:All right! We definetly had a fun party. Probably the best one in ages.

"Blonc":Meh, I've had better.

Meowth:*annoyed* I wasn't talking to you. *ahem* But unfortunatley the part is about to come to a close. Before we do though we've got a boar to unmask.

Emboar:You mean me right?

Meowthat's right! But before we do let's see just what our judges think of your performances, and if they can lead them to figuring out just who you are. Starting with Linda.

Linda:...Okay, maybe I have been relying a bit to much on others guesses instead of my own. So you know what? It's probably going to be wrong anyways, but screw it. I bet this IS a Fishowner, but NOT Calvin. It's his brother Felix. He's big enough to fit in the costume I mean and despite not being AS rich as his brother, he could have gotten Calvin to pay the clue maker packages to make up a completely made up story.

Kokoro:I see, and I say that your'e wrong but I can see him doing that. However, this person is actually none other than Rohan Kisibe from Jojo's Bizzare Adventure. The 4 of course refers to part 4, but the truth is actually the compulsive gambling clue. *smiling mask* No sane man would risk having their house burnt down just to beat a dumb teeanger, now would they?

Eddie:I was thinking him at one point too. But judging by the nature of the other clues, I'd actually say it's Okuyasu Nijimura. Clue aside The Hand pun gave it away really.

"Eddie":Even Dudley could figure that out.

Dudley:*offended* Hey! I didn't say that.

"Eddie":Uh, no I did. Eddie.

Eddie:What!? No I didn't!

Dudley:..Eh, I can let it slide. After all Kokor's the one obsessed with the badge. And last time I tried to get all smart?...It did NOT go well. Also, I think it is Okuyasu Nijimura too! He debuted in part four as well, and the second truth could still be true, judging by the "harvest" incident.

"Blonc":Great geusses all of you but I know who it really is!

Dudley:Who is it then?

"Blonc":It's Snagglepuss, Mr.Jynx and Huckleberry Hound smuged together into one suit!

Meowth:...Your reasoing?

"Blonc":I'm bored that's all I just want to get that done with.

Dudley:Hold on, isn't that possible that it-

Meowth:WELL those certinally are interesting geusses. Especially Bloncs', really interesting choice. But even so, there's no way to know unless our dear friend Emboar there decides to-

Audience:Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! Take it off!

*The Emboar has a surprisingly easier time doing remvoing, despite not having opposable thumbs. It's a bit slower for dramatic effect, and it's by no means easy an easy task but he does and shows his real face to the world.*

Meowth:I can't belive it! It's Okuyasu Nijimura from Jojo's Bizzare Adventure Part 4iamond is Unbreakable!

Okuyasu Nijimurai Josuke! I just sung a bunch of random pop songs in front of a live audience while wearing a pig costume! Ain't that wacky?...Josuke?

*Meanwhile at Josuke's house*

Josuke:*playing a video game with Koichi*

Koichi:So Jotaro said he wanted me to go to Italy, think you have any advice for me?

Josuke:*shrugs* I don't know, maybe ask Rohan to use Crazy Diamond to get all the facts about Italy or something like that?

Koichih sure! that makes sense.

*Back at the set*

Dudley:See Eddie? I knew that I could do it!

"Dudley":Maybe have a bit more faith in me instead of clamming the idea as your own.

Eddie:What do you mean? It was my idea, not yours!

Linda:Hey it's not a big deal, he probably just misremembered that fact.

Meowth:*ahem* For those of you who don't know what Jojo's Bizzare Adventure is. It's basically a series of shounen adventures of the Joestar bloodline. In Part 4 the main protagonist, Josuke, has to find a murder who is responsible for taking the life away from many women, but not their hands.

Okuyasuefore that though he had to deal with other stuff like me! See after my father made a deal with the devil, or vampire, our father turned into something unreconizable and we needed to cure him. We had assume an arrow would help him out and return him to normal, but thanks to me not being the brightest, the wikis words not mine, I think I ended up defeated.

Meowth:To make matters worse, his brother was eventually killed off by a guy with an electric guitar, and electrical powers. Eventually thanks to the help of the man he wanted to fight earlier, and after a quick stop to an Italian place, they eventually got revenge on that guy. But then real trouble began as a series of murders would soon take place involving the hand guy I mentioned earlier.

Okuyasu:Not to be confused with me and my stand "THE HAND".

Dudley:Ah! So that could've had two meaings then of Yoshikage Kira and your own stand.

Okuyasu:Indeed! I suppose it does. I didn't even think about that. Sometimes my genius, It's lmost frightening.

"Blonc":Yeah, your "genius". That certinally is one way to put it.

Eddie:Wait, why did you want to ge tinto this show anyways.

Okuyasu:*emberassed* Well now that Kira has been punished rightfully Morioh has become somewhat...borning. I figured I needed some excitment and then I remebered that this Jotaro guy, Josuke's nephew I think, ws on this show before and figured I might have a shot of actually winning. I certinally made it much further then him though.

Kokoro:*angry mask* How the hell wasn't I able to recongize that idots voice.

Okuyasu:Hey I'm not an idiot!

"Linda":Yeah, All right! Clearly you're the idiot because you couldn't figure it out on your own.

Linda:Huh did someone say something.

Kokoro:*angry mask* Didn't you/

Meowth:Man I can't believe you wasted your question on that.

Linda:*shakes head* Wait no that's not my question! I was just going to ask...that italian place isn't owned by a Jimmy Pesto is it?

Okuyasu:Nope, it's ran by some guy named Tony. You should really try his food though. Trust me it's great.

"Blonc"kay my question is this. Can I go home now.

Meowth:*sighs* Yeah sure. I geuss. Give it up for Roger Smith everybody.

Dudley:What? That's not Rodger Smith. Thats Blonc Partee! And he's-

"Blonc"one. Just done with this facade. If you need me I'll just be partying at an actually entertaing party. Peace. *walks out*

Meowth:...Okay! That was certinally something. A-anyways! Next week is the semifinals. The super six have all been choosen now and soon they will all go to battle. Zangoose, Drizzile and Meowscarda shall face Clefairy, Sableye and Stufful. But only 3 of them shall make it to hte finals and only one of them

"Kokoro":And only one of them can get the badge, and it will be me because unlike Leechy Linda I don't steal from others.

Kokoro:*confused mask* Wait hold onI never said-

Meowthut for now we have to say goodbye to Emboar through one last song. Now that he's unmsked it should be easier to spin right roiund baby right round. (Like a record baby)

Okuyasu:Like a record baby!

Meowthkuyasu? Hit it!

Song (Dead or Alive - Like a Record):youtu.be/PGNiXGX2nLU