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Ask-Mahomett — Q12:Need Entertainment, why not Date?
Published: 2012-03-16 03:08:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 617; Favourites: 26; Downloads: 1
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Bwahahaaha. Only one other person has had the gull to suggest anything of this nature. And her level of success was arguable at best. You are clearly not comparable, so I suggest you rethink your impressions of me before I begin to feel peckish.((I wanted to give Maho some overtly inhuman characteristic that was purely physical, therefore, he now has a hell-mouth on his chest. Whoo. Anatomy is a lie.))
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*chuckles* I'm not even sure why they thought they had a chance.
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Mah: Haha. Indeed my friend, one must wonder what could have been going through her head.
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Are we actually thinking of the possibility that she was capable of thought? Nothing I assure you went through her head, I'm sure.
*Laughs faintly.*
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-Chuckles- My my, you're right! I suppose I did over estimate her intellect quite a bit.
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Ouch, what ever I can live with being rejected but just don't eat me, I might try ripping my way out of you.... O.o
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Mah: Hahaha! now what makes you think you could actually tear through?
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It can't be that hard you seem pretty shallow.
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Mah: I have eaten entire galaxies, and countless races, and you have the gull to suggest YOU can escape my stomach. -Chuckles- What quaint notion.
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Miss, I've eaten some of the universe's greatest heroes, who couldn't so much as give me a stomach ache, I've eaten planets who's cores were burning magma. Entire civilizations ended in my stomach, and you have the arrogance to suggest you can succeed where the failed? My innards are made of material beyond harm, beyond pain.Frankly, my stomach is practically invincible.
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Surely it is, but I still think I could manage to get out, even if its how I entered.
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Hmmm. . . To put this into a reasonable frame, it's like trying to climb out of a cave who's entrance is a thousand feet above you.
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I see, but that wouldn't be a hard task for me because I'm a Vampire... and it helps to have inherited some which powers from my mom's side of the family that have destroyed and vanished whole universes. So a few teeth shouldn't be hard, nor should ripping through flesh...
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Mah: Hmm, why the face?
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Mah: Oh my. I'm sorry friend. -Covers up- Is that better? May we just forget about it?
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Mah: -Holds his hand out for a handshake- Come on, friend, I have no need to deceive, or harm you or your kin. Please, trust me.
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*shakes his hand, he still looks a bit scared* Mah I trust you with my life..but that just caught me a bit off guard is all
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-Smiles- Well, I'm glad this didn't hurt our friendship, buddy.
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Naw, ya know I scare easily. *smiles and laughs*
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Haha. Ironic, considering you're a vampire.
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Heh just because I'm a Vampire doesn't mean I can't scared of many things.
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That is true. I hope it doesn't offend you Adam, but you are possibly the most human creature I've met.
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*smiles* Well a very long time ago I was a human. *chuckles a bit*
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Well, time's not done much to change you. -Chuckles with him-
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Jinx: Well it's ok! *giggles! You're not even that attractive! So you don't hafta worry! *smiles*
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Mah: My my, aren't you one to speak on appearances? -Snickers-
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Jinx: Oh? Hehe you think I'm ugly? I know several people who would beg to differ... *giggles*
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Mah: Haha. Oh my, what a large sum. I apologize for my rudeness, dear. -Sarcastically bows-
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Jinx: Ah, it's ok. *pats his head* I know how you people can make mistakes.
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Mah: -Grabs her wrist.- Don't ever dare to lump me in with the rest of the inhabitants of this world ever again.
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Jinx: Oh dear...did I make you angry? *giggles* That seems like something an ordinary person would feel..i thought you were beyond emotions.
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Mah: -Squeezes her wrist- My my you're a dirty little one aren't you. I need not feel emotions, I do simply because I want to. My 'Emotions' are there simply because I want them to be.
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Jinx: Ouch... *tries to pull her hand away* Doesn't seem..like you know how to control them very much...
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I can control them perfectly fine. They're just a great tool for making people I don't like go away.
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Jinx: *looks nervously at him holding her wrist* ..ouch...it's starting to hurt..lemme go...
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Only if you promise you'll leave the second I do.
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Jinx: Awww...hehe you really don't like me that much?
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There are very few people who deserve my friendship.
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Jinx: awww...hehe *giggles* Ya breaking my heart, Mah.
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Mah: Well, I do have a need to eat, and I don't want to neglect my second mouth.
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I see... then eat her. I DARE YOU.
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Mah: Now now boy, that's simply an unacceptable thing to do without reasonable intensive.
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*smiles* Good. I'm glad you didnt do it after all.
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Mah: -Crosses his arms- Did you really think I had such little class?
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*shrugs* One never knows Maho. One never knows.
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