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Ask-Pen — Question 6: That's my father for ya'
Published: 2012-12-24 04:03:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 479; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 7
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(( You're welcome! It took awhile to come up with that since drawing what you wrote and the idea I had for that didn't work so I kept thinking and then that came out XD ))
Pen: Bwaa~! Thanks!
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(( PFT. Amazing parenting style there :'D ))
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(( HAHA I know right!? Scorchman is the best ever!!! ))
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(( xDDD So Pen is the daughter of a hitman? If I remember the episode correctly ))
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( Yup! She's the daughter of the best hitman in all of Ooo! ))
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(( Ahah, cool X3 I'm sorry for the unfortunate fellow who decides to break her heart Q7Q|l|l' ))
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(( Hehehe That would be pretty bad. Scorchman coming home from a job only to see is beloved daughter crying. He walks over stares into her eyes and in an instant he know what has happened! HIS HANDS EXPLODE WITH FIRE OUT OF RAGE!!! He hunts the boy down never stopping for anything until at last he sees the boy who brought his daughters heart and BAM the boy is turned to ashes as is anything in a 5 mile ratios, is gone! never to be seen from again..... ))
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(( Girl~ Scorchman, I believe, has won the Father of the Year Award for vengence on his girl's broken heart :'D ))
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(( Oh SNAP! You better believe it! I mean who would argue with a hunk like him!? ))
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(( Hahaha! xD One that doesn't value their life, that's for sure >u> ))
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Pen
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He blinked, "Well i don't come from the same kingdom as you so that'd just about explain it,"
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Pen: Oh okay but thank you for the compliment ^-^
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"You're welcome, love." Laughs a bit and continues on.
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He looks back, "Yeah I call just about every girl that, it's kind of my thing."
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He smiles, "So you're an adventurer, eh? How old?"
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Pen: Well actually I'm a hitman and i think i'm 18. I don't really know my father lost track when I turned 3. He's the best!
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He blinked, "Well I'm an adventurer, been one for 8 years, ever since I was 10, recently I donned Princedom, but that's a tad boring, all the paperwork and such."
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Pen: You do speak in some ways odd which I am afraid I cannot understand. Sorry but you lost me at Princedom.
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He blinked, "I decided to be a prince, but its really boring."
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Pen: Oh I see. So you adventure to take out the boring parts right?
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He nodded, "Exactly! It's also lonely as heck but I don't really know how to take care of that except chase girls, but every time I do I feel like a total flop."
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Pen:....Um please explain chase girls and total flop..
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he blinks, and thinks to himself, "Oh god..." he shakes his head, "To chase girls means pretty much to go and try to date every cute girl you see, and a total flop is an expression I use that means pretty much the same as a total jackass."
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Pen:*looks down* i'm bothering you aren't I?
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He shook his head and put a hand on her shoulder, "No. You're not, I'm just not used to people who's vocabulary lacks metaphors and expressions, Substitutions for words and alterations, I just need to learn how to talk to you."
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Pen: Are you sure you want to go through the trouble of that? I'm most likely not worth it.
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He blinked and took her hands, "Don't you ever say that, why would I be talking to you if you didn't seem worth it? Besides, Isn't it a prince's duty to learn how to talk to cute girls?"
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Pen:...I don't know...are you not a prince? Shouldn't you know? *tilts her head*
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He smiles, "It's a rhetorical, love, the answer is yes, and that's why I'm going to learn to talk to you!"
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Pen:...then what is rhetorical?
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He smiles, "It's a question that's asked to make a point, I don't expect a reply, because I already know the answer! I was making the point of calling you cute, love."
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Pen: :iconblushliechplz: c-c-cute? But I'm not really that cute or uh uh... I can't think of the right word..
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He giggles at the cute reaction, "Attractive? Beautiful? Adorable?" he leaned in and whispered, "Sexy?"
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He smiled, "I'm just giving you words, besides, you're too well dressed to be sexy!"
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Pen: I don't know if that is a compliment or a sentence of incompetence!
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He chuckled, "A compliment, trust me, I don't think there's anything more demeaning than a girl who wears less to attract more, It's ignorant, slutty, and just down right insulting to both men and women, I'd much rather have the cute girl than the loose, sexy girl any day."
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Pen: I still am slightly insulted. You have 2 minutes to make me change my mind from leaving you standing in the cold.
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He smiled and stood back up, "I'm sure you could be sexy in your own way though, there ARE more ways for a girl to be sexy besides wear less clothes and still keep all her dignity," he grinned a bit, "On another note, I trust you've never flown before?"
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Pen: *gets distracted by his question* Flown? Well in what way? On a plane or something like that?
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He smiled and rolled his shoulders, large black feathered wings flying out from his back, "On wings, love."
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Pen:......*looks to the side thoughtfully*....hmmm no. *slightly smiles*
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He held out his hand, "Would you like to know what it feels like to touch the clouds, Pen?"
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Pen:...Sure*smiles*Grabs his hand*
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