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Ask-RisuTheBandit — Big Guns
Published: 2013-02-02 23:48:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 478; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 5
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is a bully :cit's not the size that matters
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Maya: oh my, you're right, size doesn't matter *perverted giggles*
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Risu: I didn't mean it that way
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Maya: SURE you didnt little boy *giggles* sure you didnt
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Risu: nooooooo imma good boy xC well... except for all the stealing
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Maya: pff, you steal? what do you do spray their eyes with your water gun?
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Risu: b-but i do steal *sniff* ;n;
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maya: EEP! I believe you little boy! (lol how old is he anyways? xD) im sorry *kisses his forehead* there, we can say that you...stole my kiss or something, I dunno xD
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Risu: *sniff* ;//u//; really? ((lol he's 15))
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Maya: yes really, just dont tell my husband that I kissed you.. i mean, you're only 15 so he wont care much... but whatever xD ((OMG so cute, shes 19...turning 20 soon *dies of excitement*)) *pats his head* how tall are you kid?
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Risu: I'm 5 feet c: how tall are you miss? (( he hasn't had a growth spurt yet >.> ))
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Maya:...5'2 Pfft xD ((LOL mayas 19 years old and is only 5'2.))
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Risu: woooo shorties unite! C: (( i know so many girls that are 20 something and barely over 5' >_< ))
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Kazaa: *laughs* as I said, they can be yours if you can pay for them, For I am The Great Kazaa! Traveling Shop Keeper of OOO! And if these guns are what you desire, then its my desire to make then yours *laughs*
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Risu: B-but, but... *pulls out pockets and a moth flies out* I has no moneys :c I'm a failure as a bandit ;_;
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Kazaa: Hmmm tell you what, there are other methods of payment at Kazaa's traveling shop of wonders! Do you have anything worth trading?
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Risu: Well... I do have this big vault of shiny stuff. *pulls out a safe and opens it to reveal tons of jewels and gold bars* It's pretty but I don't think it's worth anything though P:
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Kazaa: *eyes grow wide and jaw drops* M-make you a d-d-d-deal! I will give you both these guns f-f-for 2 of the things in there.... is that o-ok with you?
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Risu: REALLY? ;u; okay. *hands over 2 large gold bars*
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Kazaa: *hands the guns to Risu* wh-where did you get that big collection of shiny things Risu? Cause you know... I may have other stuff you can buy with that to turn you into a top notch bandit
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Risu: *stares wide eyed at the shiny guns* huh? oh just over there *points over to a random pyramid display of safes*
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Kazaa: Ah .... O _ O I see..... so... you are probably going to want some fancy bullets for these arnt you?
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Risu: fancy bullets? o:
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Kazaa: yes fancy bullets! *laughs* You know, with pointed tips, or more power in there punch! You interested?
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Risu: O: do you have ones that go boom? >D (( lol, kazaa reminds me of that "What're ya buyin'?" guy in RE xD ))
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(( someone else has made that connection to XD never realized it until they pointed it out though ))
Kazaa: I do indeed have the ones that go boom
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Risu: I'll take all of it.... ALL OF IT *throws piles of gold and jewels at kazaa*
(( i'm rich god'dangit ))
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Kazaa: *quickly and almost spazingly hands over several large boxes of bullets* Great choice! Excellent choice! Wonderful Choice!
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*I shove money in Kazoo's Kazaa's face* I'll buy them for him. *I fly away into the sunset on a giant bird* FRIEEENDS FOREEEVVERRR!
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Kazaa: *the cloaked figure shrugs* At least it paid for it
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You guys are super sexy
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oh yes I know all to well *pose*
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*Gives number* Call me, bro.
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I will, I will indeed 
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