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Ask-Spider-Blare — Jeff The Killer x Reader - Gone crazy by-nc-nd
Published: 2013-02-08 09:00:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 4368; Favourites: 32; Downloads: 2
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Description Warning! This fanfic contains swearing... LIKE WHAT THE HELL PEOPLE *shot* And don't expect this to be grammar corrected or understandable. Why did I even upload it on my ask pony account?

You slammed the door open "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE?!" you screamed like a wuss.

"HOLY CRAP!!!" Jeff turned back at you with Jane pinned down under him and both half naked.

"JEFF, I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME! WAAAAAH!" you screamed.

"Who the hell is she?" Jane pointed sarcastically.

"HAH NEVER MIND!" as Jeff continued with Jane.

MOMENTS LATER~

You came crying to Slenderman.

"Uwaaah~ But I thought he loved me" you cried on his shoulder.

Slenderman sent a tentacle up Jeff's ass a few minutes later.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

"I never should have left you baby!" Slenderman cried.

"You're GAY?!" you and Jane looked at each other in shock.

OMG OMG OMG I KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO FILM TONIGHT!

"No way..."

Everyone was killed and they lived happily ever after.

TEH EDN!



(I don't even know how the hell I got this high)
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Comments: 370

FrozenStrike In reply to ??? [2014-10-03 14:41:33 +0000 UTC]

SUCH TWIST
BETTER THAN PASTA

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Roseswerer [2014-02-08 02:01:24 +0000 UTC]

The reason u never eat a slime pie and drink faygo at the same f###ing time.................no joke :0)

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FrozenStrike In reply to Roseswerer [2014-10-03 14:41:13 +0000 UTC]

HoNk :0)

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MissUnderstood7227 [2014-02-05 05:30:03 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *ROFL FUCKING ROFL* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY GOD I CAN'T BREATH!!!

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FrozenStrike In reply to MissUnderstood7227 [2014-10-03 14:40:43 +0000 UTC]

HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHA SORRY

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AnimeFangirl237 [2014-01-01 08:13:17 +0000 UTC]

NO WORDS, JUST LAUGHS!!! Good job.  

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FrozenStrike In reply to AnimeFangirl237 [2014-10-03 14:40:24 +0000 UTC]

Thank you

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BadTouchTrioMiyazaki [2013-12-22 02:32:25 +0000 UTC]

Dude...What the fuck were you smoking when you wrote this? And...Can I have some? xD

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FrozenStrike In reply to BadTouchTrioMiyazaki [2014-10-03 14:40:10 +0000 UTC]

I think I just wrote this when I couldn't sleep actually

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BadTouchTrioMiyazaki In reply to FrozenStrike [2014-10-03 14:46:23 +0000 UTC]

Aha...Then I got that covered xD

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balthazar12 [2013-09-02 07:03:26 +0000 UTC]

Dafuq you smoke?

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FrozenStrike In reply to balthazar12 [2014-10-03 14:39:25 +0000 UTC]

Imagination sauce~

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ShaeLovesMasky [2013-08-19 09:04:31 +0000 UTC]

I'm laughing too hard right now

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FrozenStrike In reply to ShaeLovesMasky [2014-10-03 14:39:03 +0000 UTC]

Is your stomach okay?

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KuranYuuki100 [2013-08-15 17:13:37 +0000 UTC]

Whaaatt? Lol

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FrozenStrike In reply to KuranYuuki100 [2014-10-03 14:38:38 +0000 UTC]

This is utter bullshit
Please don't read it again for the safety of your health
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Unless you want to

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KuranYuuki100 In reply to FrozenStrike [2014-10-06 23:02:46 +0000 UTC]

lol okay xD

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Yaoi-is-awesomeness [2013-07-20 01:54:00 +0000 UTC]

Whaat in the aactual fuuuuuck~?

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FrozenStrike In reply to Yaoi-is-awesomeness [2014-10-03 14:37:58 +0000 UTC]

Fuck indeed

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crazydash456 [2013-07-13 23:29:05 +0000 UTC]

WTF XD SLENDER MAN SENT A.TENTACLE UP JEFF'S ASS LOL

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momopeach101 In reply to crazydash456 [2013-08-02 13:54:43 +0000 UTC]

lol

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XxMellisaRobotnikxX [2013-07-05 16:59:24 +0000 UTC]

This is totally...RANDOM!!!!

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FrozenStrike In reply to XxMellisaRobotnikxX [2014-10-03 14:37:40 +0000 UTC]

I was seriously high when I wrote this Sorry

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pikachulove123ds [2013-06-24 04:32:29 +0000 UTC]

YEA CUSSING SPREEEEE!!! FUCKKKKKKKKKING ASSHOLE JEFF YOU SON OF A FUCK BITCH! YOU DICK FACE ASSHAT!

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FrozenStrike In reply to pikachulove123ds [2014-10-03 14:37:21 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

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Jeffthekiller27 In reply to pikachulove123ds [2013-08-03 15:33:58 +0000 UTC]

 

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AnimeANGEL114 [2013-06-19 02:05:18 +0000 UTC]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Sentai-Kaji [2013-06-17 21:21:46 +0000 UTC]

I love this, seriously I laughed more than I should have.

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FrozenStrike In reply to Sentai-Kaji [2014-10-03 14:37:06 +0000 UTC]

Me too when I re-read the entire thing after so long

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20izumi [2013-06-14 02:55:38 +0000 UTC]

Like.. best story ever... XD

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FrozenStrike In reply to 20izumi [2014-10-03 14:36:16 +0000 UTC]

Totally~

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MrsIshida0560 [2013-06-13 02:48:42 +0000 UTC]

I don't....what....
I can't...I.....







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FrozenStrike In reply to MrsIshida0560 [2014-10-03 14:36:05 +0000 UTC]

This fanfic is the shit

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DeanTheDragon [2013-05-14 17:33:49 +0000 UTC]

omg I died xD wtf slendy?!

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death-riot [2013-05-03 17:59:04 +0000 UTC]

omfg lol wtf? my brain is overwhelmed with retarded gasms and random shit like that

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Ask-Spider-Blare In reply to death-riot [2013-05-06 15:05:25 +0000 UTC]

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XxDeath12xX [2013-04-28 00:54:27 +0000 UTC]

i just saw that you in meh mind and saw you were high as hell XD

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Ask-Spider-Blare In reply to XxDeath12xX [2013-05-03 16:26:23 +0000 UTC]

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Fullmetal-Link [2013-04-19 16:41:56 +0000 UTC]

wao tis iz da bezt storee iv evr red ! doo moer !

Lol, one of the most random stories I've probably ever read. Nice.

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Ask-Spider-Blare In reply to Fullmetal-Link [2013-04-20 03:52:55 +0000 UTC]

Thanks?

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Fullmetal-Link In reply to Ask-Spider-Blare [2013-04-20 13:05:52 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome...

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cathitaissawesome [2013-04-18 21:58:58 +0000 UTC]

It was beautiful...*sniff, sniff* I love it... *starts you give a standing obation*

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Ask-Spider-Blare In reply to cathitaissawesome [2013-04-19 01:39:19 +0000 UTC]

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XxDeath12xX [2013-04-16 23:26:26 +0000 UTC]

Oh I'm so dumb

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Ask-Spider-Blare In reply to XxDeath12xX [2013-04-17 09:39:55 +0000 UTC]

No you aren't

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XxDeath12xX [2013-04-16 11:35:22 +0000 UTC]

WTF JUST HAPPEND.....meh dont get it

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Ask-Spider-Blare In reply to XxDeath12xX [2013-04-16 12:20:47 +0000 UTC]

Read it again

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XxDeath12xX In reply to Ask-Spider-Blare [2013-04-16 23:24:57 +0000 UTC]

FINE :I

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jeffthekiller46 [2013-03-24 16:48:10 +0000 UTC]

... WTF!?!?

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Daugherofnight In reply to jeffthekiller46 [2013-04-07 04:57:44 +0000 UTC]

I agree mr killer.....completly......but you didnt add enough profanity.....its more like this:WHAT THE SWEET EVERLOVEING FUCKERY OF MOTHER FUCKING FUCK DID I JUST READ CAN ANY OF YOU DOUCHE MUFFINS TELL ME....that is how its done mr killer.....you just got served

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