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AskEponine — Q3: Surrounded by idiots

Published: 2012-02-08 22:04:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 772; Favourites: 28; Downloads: 4
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Description ((I wanted to kill a few birds with one stone.

If you haven't noticed she's a sarcastic cow.))
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AskEponine In reply to ??? [2012-02-09 11:57:34 +0000 UTC]

I said away with you.. Be gone!

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AskAdventurePrincess In reply to AskEponine [2012-02-09 11:58:27 +0000 UTC]

...no.

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AskEponine In reply to AskAdventurePrincess [2012-02-09 11:59:48 +0000 UTC]

But you're stinking up this whole area.

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AskAdventurePrincess In reply to AskEponine [2012-02-09 12:02:23 +0000 UTC]

Oh, am I? Terribly sorry ma'am, but do you think I'm going to move if you give me that attitude?

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AskEponine In reply to AskAdventurePrincess [2012-02-09 12:07:20 +0000 UTC]

*gritting her teeth*
I'm sorry, Please could you move your stinking up the place.
*grins*
was it better that time?

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AskAdventurePrincess In reply to AskEponine [2012-02-09 12:14:06 +0000 UTC]

Perfect. *walks away*

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AskEponine In reply to AskAdventurePrincess [2012-02-09 13:48:07 +0000 UTC]

Toodles. *waves with a dumb grin on her face*

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AskDamienthewerewolf In reply to ??? [2012-02-08 22:14:18 +0000 UTC]

((Oh my god I love her so much..Like,all of these answers..<3 ''Sure let's go! But first I need to kill myself.''))

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AskEponine In reply to AskDamienthewerewolf [2012-02-08 22:16:02 +0000 UTC]

((Shes so much fun to be! Why didn't I make a villian to begin with?))

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AskDamienthewerewolf In reply to AskEponine [2012-02-09 16:10:52 +0000 UTC]

((I know! You can be a dick to EVERYONE! I dunno,but you play a goody two shoes and a villain so well.))

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AskEponine In reply to AskDamienthewerewolf [2012-02-09 17:24:48 +0000 UTC]

((Doesn't that just say alot about me as a person........))

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AskDamienthewerewolf In reply to AskEponine [2012-02-09 17:28:04 +0000 UTC]

((..Me too. Lol we're secretly bad people.I am okay with this..))

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AskEponine In reply to AskDamienthewerewolf [2012-02-09 17:30:55 +0000 UTC]

((And so am i......Mu-mu-muhuhahaha!))

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Ask-Mail-Princess In reply to ??? [2012-02-08 22:10:31 +0000 UTC]

O.o *has never met anyone so rude*
Well you coulda just said no..

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AskEponine In reply to Ask-Mail-Princess [2012-02-08 22:14:08 +0000 UTC]

Didn't I just tell you not to talk to me?
And here you are, trying to talk to me.

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Ask-Mail-Princess In reply to AskEponine [2012-02-08 22:17:12 +0000 UTC]

*slightly angry*
And apparently I'm succeeding, because you talked back to me.
((Btw, I love Eponine's design. ^^))

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AskEponine In reply to Ask-Mail-Princess [2012-02-08 23:08:45 +0000 UTC]

*Stands there glaring in silence*

((thank you so much <33))

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Ask-Mail-Princess In reply to AskEponine [2012-02-08 23:10:44 +0000 UTC]

*raises head pridefully* Oh, you know I'm right. Oh yeah, someone sent you a package! *rummages through bag*

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AskEponine In reply to Ask-Mail-Princess [2012-02-08 23:12:15 +0000 UTC]

Hurry up I haven't got all day.

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Ask-Mail-Princess In reply to AskEponine [2012-02-08 23:15:02 +0000 UTC]

*glares* Here you go. *holds out package*

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AskEponine In reply to Ask-Mail-Princess [2012-02-09 11:56:59 +0000 UTC]

*She snatches package, without giving so much as a glance at Poppy she begins to savagely tare of the paper.* Pfft I best remind the sender to use O.O.P.S next time. I like there mail carrier more.

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Ask-Mail-Princess In reply to AskEponine [2012-02-09 22:30:03 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, well I like villains who aren't all talk. *Laces up boots* I'm getting out of here. You're too mean.

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AskEponine In reply to Ask-Mail-Princess [2012-02-09 22:40:15 +0000 UTC]

I'm not mean, you just take things to seriously. Fine run away you stupid wuss you're a disgrace to the two of us.

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Ask-Mail-Princess In reply to AskEponine [2012-02-09 22:44:52 +0000 UTC]

*ignores her comment and starts to fly away*

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AskEponine In reply to Ask-Mail-Princess [2012-02-09 22:51:37 +0000 UTC]

*Picks up a rock* Hey, you ever heard of clay pigion shooting? No me ether but this seems just as fun. *throws the rock trying to hit Poppy. The rock evedently misses and sails past her head.* Damn best out of three?

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Ask-Mail-Princess In reply to AskEponine [2012-02-09 23:03:19 +0000 UTC]

Well aren't you a bundle of sunshine? *flies back toward her* I wonder why you're so bitter. Maybe it's because no one likes talking to you.
*looks behind her* Oh look, here comes Damian.

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AskEponine In reply to Ask-Mail-Princess [2012-02-10 14:53:27 +0000 UTC]

I like it when no one talks to me. *spins around looking for this person named Damian.*

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Ask-Mail-Princess In reply to AskEponine [2012-02-10 20:41:38 +0000 UTC]

*smiles, almost sadly* Eponine, don't lie to me. I can tell when people are lying. You're just as lonely as the rest of us.
*cups hands around mouth* Hey Damain, come over here!
Damian: *walks over* Hmm? Oh, hello.

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AskEponine In reply to Ask-Mail-Princess [2012-02-10 20:51:17 +0000 UTC]

*Glares at Damian, Pauses a momment then decieds to ignore him.*
So you admit that you're lonly Miss Poppy?

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Ask-Mail-Princess In reply to AskEponine [2012-02-10 20:57:08 +0000 UTC]

Poppy: *laughs a little* Well of course I'm lonely! Just Damian isn't much company.
Damian: Ditto.

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AskEponine In reply to Ask-Mail-Princess [2012-02-10 21:03:31 +0000 UTC]

Loneliness is stupid. I don't feel the need to cling onto people its better for everyone if I'm left alone.

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Ask-Mail-Princess In reply to AskEponine [2012-02-10 21:07:54 +0000 UTC]

Poppy: Well, if that's the way you want it..then I guess we should leave~ *grabs Damian's arm and starts to walk away* See you later Eponine!

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AskEponine In reply to Ask-Mail-Princess [2012-02-10 21:12:51 +0000 UTC]

*Picks up some small stones* Could you try moving from side to side as you leave? It would make the game a hell'a lot more fun.

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Ask-Mail-Princess In reply to AskEponine [2012-02-10 21:15:41 +0000 UTC]

Poppy: *laughs* Haha, I knew it! I knew you wanted us to stay!
Damian: Don't those stones. I mean, unless you want to become barbecue.
Poppy: *whacks Damian* That's not nice! *whisperes* Though she deserves it.

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AskEponine In reply to Ask-Mail-Princess [2012-02-10 21:20:57 +0000 UTC]

*Glares* I don't want you to stay I just want some target practice. Hey I don't disurve it. *throws a stone*

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Ask-Mail-Princess In reply to AskEponine [2012-02-10 21:24:31 +0000 UTC]

Damian: *breathes fire, it engulfs the stone and it turns to ashes*
Poppy: Of course. Of course you want target practice. *smiles* You know what? I'm gonna make yah a Valentine! Maybe then you'll be nicer! ^^

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AskEponine In reply to Ask-Mail-Princess [2012-02-10 21:28:37 +0000 UTC]

*Picks up a larger rock and flings it as hard as she can, her voice filled with rage* As if I want a pale faced freak like you as my valentine. LEAVE ME ALONE!

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Ask-Mail-Princess In reply to AskEponine [2012-02-10 21:31:55 +0000 UTC]

Damian: *eyes turn red, and lots of flames shoot out of his hands and mouth, destroying the stone and singeing the tips of Eponine's hair*
Poppy: *tears forming* I-I, I-I was just trying to help yah. *starts crying as flies away*

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AskEponine In reply to Ask-Mail-Princess [2012-02-12 13:39:38 +0000 UTC]

*Picks up some more stones* Zig zag. Zig zag! *she called after poppy.

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Ask-Mail-Princess In reply to AskEponine [2012-02-12 16:20:27 +0000 UTC]

Damian: *glares* I swear, if you throw one more rock, you'll become medium-rare. *tiny flames shoot out of his fingers*

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AskEponine In reply to Ask-Mail-Princess [2012-02-12 17:57:24 +0000 UTC]

*At last her attention is at last turned to Damian*
The only thing I fear about fire, it is spreading and to the forest. She has done no wrong to you. Hurt her, you will have to pay. Hurt the forest we will come after you and when we find you we will skin you and make you into shoes. Ya got that?

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Ask-Mail-Princess In reply to AskEponine [2012-02-12 18:00:25 +0000 UTC]

Damian: *blinks* Er, not really. Care to explain in simpler terms?

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AskEponine In reply to Ask-Mail-Princess [2012-02-13 00:43:19 +0000 UTC]

I have no time for idiots. *seeing that poppy was out of her throwing range she turned and began to storm off.*

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Ask-Mail-Princess In reply to AskEponine [2012-02-13 23:21:47 +0000 UTC]

Damian: Eheh, well, nice to meet you..

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AskEponine In reply to Ask-Mail-Princess [2012-02-14 13:51:37 +0000 UTC]

Sure what ever. Get out ma face.

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Ask-Mail-Princess In reply to AskEponine [2012-02-14 20:39:35 +0000 UTC]

Damian: Well since you asked so nicely...*walks away*

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