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Published: 2011-08-13 17:53:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 3522; Favourites: 101; Downloads: 15
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NOMNOMNOMNOMFem!Norway and Hetalia (c) Hidekaz Himaruya
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-shares them- They are very good. The heads taste best.
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*bites head off* yes. Yes they are.
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Of course I am, they're delicious.
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...Probably not, considering they were Denmark cookies.
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We all know Denmark has no soul.
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*sitting there with a bunch of cookies shaped like you ripping the heads off*
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*sits there, ripping the heads off still, ignoring you*
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-gets Mangary cookies and smashes them into the ground-
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*starts setting the Nora cookies on fire*
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-HANGING MANGARY COOKIES BY THEIR NECK FROM THE CEILING-
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*cutting Nora cookies in half with a butcher knife*
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-smashes Mangary cookies against the wall-
DIE
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*throws Nora cookies out the window once seperated into tiny pieces* YOU GO DIE.
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-FLUSHES MANGARY COOKIES DOWN THE TOILET-
HOW ABOUT YOU DIE DUE TO BLOOD LOSS FROM YOUR EDWARD CULLEN FRIEND.
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*makes nora cookies into pinatas and start whacking at them with a bat* HOW ABOUT YOU GET HYPOTHERMIA AND FREEZE TO DEATH?
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-USES A FLAMETHROWER AND BURNS MANGARY COOKIES-
HOW ABOUT YOU GO GET TOPPED BY AUSTRIA OR SOMETHING?
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PFFT HE COULDN'T TOP ME IF HE TRIED
*feeding nora cookies to rabbid dogs*
WHY DONT YOU GO GET BUTTRAPED BY RUSSIA?
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I'm pretty sure he could.
-giving Mangary cookies to rabid fangirls-
...WHY DON'T YOU GET BUTTRAPED BY PRUSSIA?
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No, he can't.
*giving nora cookies to rabid squirrels touched by amber and erin*
WHY DONT YOU GO TO BRENNENBURG CASTLE AND GET MAULED BY A BRUTE?
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He totally could.
-feeds Mangary cookies to child porn!HRE and Chibitalia-
BECAUSE I'M NOT IN AMNESIA.
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Could not.
*Feeds Nora cookies to fish to make them choke and die*
SO WHAT? GO THERE ANYWAY. I'M SURE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO FIND SOMETHING THAT CAN KILL YOU.
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DON'T DENY, HE TOPS YOUR ASS.
...NOOOO NOT THE FISHIES
-force feeds Mangary Mangary cookies-
I think the brutes are kinda cute.
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HE DOES NOT TOP MY ASS
BAHAHA GAHH *getting forcefed cookies*
ADGADFGFHGSDFJHADFHGADLH *shoving nora cookies down your throat*
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I TASTE DELICIOUS
As expected
-CHOKES HIM WITH MANGARY COOKIES-
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*shoves his fist down your throat so you choke*
*is trying to not choke and failing*
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*bites down hard on your hand when you shove it in to shove a cookie in, cringing when you bite me*
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-NOMS ON ARM-
...OW.
-quickly pulls away hand-
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*keeping hand in throat even though he's probably bleeding now* pfft thought I couldn't hurt you?
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-WORDS AREN'T UNDERSTANDABLE DUE TO THE FACT HIS HAND IS DOWN HER THROAT-
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*still keeping hand there* What? I couldn't understand you.
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JKFKDKLFFKLDKFKLDF
Translation: MAYBE YOU COULD UNDERSTAND ME IF YOUR HAND WASN'T HALFWAY DOWN MY THROAT...
-CONTINUES TO BITE-
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*removes hand/arm finally, looking at all the bleeding bite marks* :I Just think, all of my blood is in your mouth now.
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It tastes like complete crap too. But that's understandable, considering it's your blood.
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Yeah your actual hand tasted like shit.
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Yeah, yours tasted worse.
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