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Published: 2012-01-24 03:56:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 643; Favourites: 30; Downloads: 11
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((Yay my twentieth question! Dadadadaaa~! Took me long enough! XDD;;I'm real sorry about the drag on it..hope y'all enjoy though.))
btw, it's candy....ouo
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Which one regular hand or Giant impossible to Destroy guantlet hand.
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..It's candy, man. o_o
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... I don't trust you enough to put my hand in that bag. It reeks of sweetness...
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Welp that's your decision *shuts eyes, nodding* Candy's not for everyone.
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Ohh well, I'll get one for Shane... -Sticks hand in there and pulls out a sucker-
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*nods some* Kaykay.
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(( XD I want the last panel as my screen saver))
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(( 
It was made in a smaller size though, so if it gets larger, it blurs *sadface* ))
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G'oh! *stumbles forwards some, almost falling*
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* Pick the octopus shaped candy on the bottom of the bag and come back* I LOVE octopuses. Thank you so much, So kind of your part
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*smiles, nodding* You're very welcome. ;w;
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o3o... (puts her robot claw in)...okay? then what?
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*grinning* Grab something...
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(grabs) okay...I'm grabbing...
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*pauses* ..There should be somethin' in there...((Candy XD))
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pulls out a chocolate frog*
frog: o_o...
porcie: o_o...
(porcies eats the frog's head) Mmm..milky chocolaty good!
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*blinks* ...Yay. ;w; *reaches in for a lollypop* Wonder what I'm gonna do with all of this..
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o3o hurm...you know those fat round people in the forest?
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Hum? *ponders, before shaking head* I don't think so.
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well, they're always hungry. everytime we pass there they kept asking for sandwiches. o-o
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Hmmm....
Well I can't say Candy would be the best for someone to eat, but if they're hungry..
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You're missing ooouut. *snf* :3
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Timm: Alright, just don't do that face, it gets me suspicious
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Timm: -puts hand in bag- ....Nothing is happening... .3.
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*blink* Deeper. *pointing downward*
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Timm: Okaaaaay -reaches deeper- wait... wait, wait Got something! -pulls out- ...a candy bar? Why do you have a candy bar in a bag?
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Cuz I'm giving it out to people who trust me enough to stick their hand in when I make The Face. : D
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Timm: Oh, cool! -eats the bar whole-
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*Molds his manacles around his arm, just in case, and sticks his arm inside. There is a pause as he rummages around bag. Then...*
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
*... he withdraws the remains of his arm, what's not severely scarred removed completely at the elbow*
GLOB THIS STINGS!!!!
((Luckly he can regenerate his arm back in a few days))
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DDDDDD8 Ohgod! That wasn't supposed to happen ohgod what happened?!?! 
(XDD))
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I DON'T KNOW, ITS YOUR BAG!! WHAT'S INSIDE THERE ANYWAYS? GEEZE THIS HURTS!
*Facless injects some sedative into the wound, killing of the pain of the wound as it scabs over, to prevent death by blood loss.*
... aaaaaaahhhhhh... that feels MUCH better.
*Looks at his stump*
Ah, now I'll be behind at work again!
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Kkkckck*sob* It- -It's candy, I swear! *looks down* 8c *reaches in* It SHOULD be anyway.
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*Mysteriously, the remains of Diedrick's arm are not inside the bag. It has vanished. In its place, only candy*
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That is so weird..*withdraws a piece* Nothing's in there, other than the candy..
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*Diedrick stares at the candy. He then plucks it from Onion's fingers and studies it closely, turning it this way and that between his fingers. He plops it in his mouth and begins to suck on it.*
Mmmmm... that's sweet! I kinda figured it'd be blood or flesh-flavored, but it tastes like regular candy.
*Chomps on the sugary treat*
Hard like one too, almost a jawbreaker.
*Chews*
Yeah, I'm getting nothing out of this but regular sweets.
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*scratching her face* Then what th' heck happened to your arm there..? ;^;
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Hell if I know. This is plain freaky, no mistake about it.
*Scratches stump*
Anyway, no need to feel bad about this. I knew the risks I was taking. The consquences were worse than I was expecting, but there you go. No worries, mate! Chahahaha!!
*Meanwhile, in another dimension, Diedrick's severed arm is strangling Facless for this stupid plot twist*
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That's just so nuts though..*shaking head, sighing, rubbing neck* Tsk..oh welp. Would you like anymore candy..?
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Nah, I'm good. It rots the teeth. Why else do you think mine are so crooked and gouged?
*Points to razor-sharp, shark-like teeth*
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*leans in slowly* ...They don't look crooked to me...'^'
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Oh, right.
*Teeth change shape as he points to them; gradually, they become more crooked and gouged*
There. Problem solved!
((What he will do to prove a point...))
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*crosses arms, wrinkling her nose* You can't seriously blame candy for that. *laughing* I mean, if you brush your teeth as often as you should, that is.
((XDD))
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*Throws head back, laughing*
Chahaha, that I suppose would do it.
*Changes teeth back to normal*
But that would be as funny as this was! Chahaha!!
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