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Published: 2014-11-25 04:38:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 316; Favourites: 14; Downloads: 2
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Such a one sided fight I can't believe it

I was having fun and he just brings out his laptop and doesn't even play wtf
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Comments: 25

AskMajorasGhost [2014-12-14 07:00:18 +0000 UTC]

(( awww tiny lil ben and ej so cuuute in their snow gear and everything im going to die they are too adorable ))

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AskTheKidneyKingEJ In reply to AskMajorasGhost [2014-12-14 07:33:04 +0000 UTC]

(( u cunt y u nu play ))

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AskMajorasGhost In reply to AskTheKidneyKingEJ [2014-12-14 07:43:18 +0000 UTC]

(( fek u i wanna stare at russian titties guuurl ))

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AskTheKidneyKingEJ In reply to AskMajorasGhost [2014-12-14 08:09:48 +0000 UTC]

(( uhg tht's all u evr do anymur ))

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AskMajorasGhost In reply to AskTheKidneyKingEJ [2014-12-14 08:16:02 +0000 UTC]

(( wael maybe dats cus its the only fekin intrstin thng 2 do hear gaed ))

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AskTheKidneyKingEJ In reply to AskMajorasGhost [2014-12-14 17:40:18 +0000 UTC]

(( gosh it's not liek u don't have a pal with grey skin n shrp teeth 2 haev fun wiff ))

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AskMajorasGhost In reply to AskTheKidneyKingEJ [2014-12-14 20:56:38 +0000 UTC]

(( ya dat stff int fun it borng tits ))

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TheBabblingBrookNook [2014-11-26 02:18:52 +0000 UTC]

XD WELP time to join in on the game of snow throwing *builds a fort and starts throwing snowballs thus the snowball revolutionary war commenced*

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AskTheKidneyKingEJ In reply to TheBabblingBrookNook [2014-11-26 03:34:12 +0000 UTC]

*Isn't prepared and takes a ball of freezing frozen flakes of powder to the face* daNG IT FNG

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TheBabblingBrookNook In reply to AskTheKidneyKingEJ [2014-11-26 14:23:49 +0000 UTC]

XD I think the snow wonΒ 

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AskTheKidneyKingEJ In reply to TheBabblingBrookNook [2014-11-26 14:59:06 +0000 UTC]

*muffled screeeeeching*

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TheBabblingBrookNook In reply to AskTheKidneyKingEJ [2014-11-26 18:47:07 +0000 UTC]

XD well here we have the EJ trying to get free of the snowΒ 

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AskTheKidneyKingEJ In reply to TheBabblingBrookNook [2014-11-26 23:14:33 +0000 UTC]

*ded*

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TheBabblingBrookNook In reply to AskTheKidneyKingEJ [2014-11-27 01:29:08 +0000 UTC]

He's with the snow now v.vΒ 

JK I GOT A MAX REVIVE POTION THINGY XD *trainer fun and games uses max revive*

XDΒ 

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TheCartoonLife [2014-11-25 19:07:09 +0000 UTC]

What happened to your face

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AskTheKidneyKingEJ In reply to TheCartoonLife [2014-11-25 22:43:31 +0000 UTC]

It became a complete smile no nose or anything just a mouth and a couple of eyes

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thegothchick781 [2014-11-25 10:56:08 +0000 UTC]

Haha this one made me laugh

poor jack, here have some kidneys! *give you kidneys*

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AskTheKidneyKingEJ In reply to thegothchick781 [2014-11-25 22:44:03 +0000 UTC]

*Gladly takes kidneys and sits in snow to devour them* *says in a muffled tone* thanks hehe

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thegothchick781 In reply to AskTheKidneyKingEJ [2014-11-26 02:51:47 +0000 UTC]

I'm surprised you're not all issued off about having to sit inthe snow to eat your kidneys x3 Β 

meanwhile le im part Ukrainian and I eat kubasa and perogies like a boss so I can get fat for the Canadian winters.Β 

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AskTheKidneyKingEJ In reply to thegothchick781 [2014-11-26 03:45:48 +0000 UTC]

XD I saw a meme of Canadian winters and it was like so funny haha

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thegothchick781 In reply to AskTheKidneyKingEJ [2014-11-26 11:45:13 +0000 UTC]

Its f*cking cold out man!

my mom once said that I could stay home because the windchill made it even more insanely colder. But then like five minutes before I had to catch the bus she drags my ass out of bed and I swart to god I made a world record. For the fastest getting dressed making lunch and outrun on winter head ever! Β But then I froze my ass off because I missed the bus and had to walk a really long way to school because I live inthe country! XD at least the winters are shorter than edmonton a....Β 

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AskTheKidneyKingEJ In reply to thegothchick781 [2014-11-26 15:01:03 +0000 UTC]

WowΒ 

I could never walk to school in the cold


It's like my entire body shrivels up and dies when I touch cold thingsΒ 

Eh Coldness

I bet the school was warm tho right?

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thegothchick781 In reply to AskTheKidneyKingEJ [2014-11-26 17:08:31 +0000 UTC]

I hate coldness and schools okay it's warm but there's portables >β€’<Β 

which walking ing to them is collllllllddd haha damn you can't escape winterΒ 

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AskTheKidneyKingEJ In reply to thegothchick781 [2014-11-26 23:15:22 +0000 UTC]

No one can escape winter D:

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thegothchick781 In reply to AskTheKidneyKingEJ [2014-11-27 01:58:24 +0000 UTC]

It'll get cha one way or another and it makes me tired and I miss the bus and I shrivel up and hibernate and get fat all throughout winter XD

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