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AskThorCat — Question 2: Sweet, sweet sustainence

Published: 2012-07-14 03:14:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 852; Favourites: 10; Downloads: 5
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so.
fuckin'.
big.
and bleh.))
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AskThorCat In reply to ??? [2012-07-14 03:16:59 +0000 UTC]

This substainence(? 👍: 0 ⏩: 1

dante-daemon In reply to AskThorCat [2012-07-14 03:21:23 +0000 UTC]

GO AHEAD THEN

TAKE THAT FIRST BITE
TAKE IT


YOU WILL SEE

YOU WILL ALL SEE ;A;

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AskThorCat In reply to dante-daemon [2012-07-14 03:22:24 +0000 UTC]

....... -puts down the poptart-

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dante-daemon In reply to AskThorCat [2012-07-14 03:22:49 +0000 UTC]

Good
-takes it and runs-

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AskThorCat In reply to dante-daemon [2012-07-14 03:27:22 +0000 UTC]

HEY! You dare steal from the prince of Asgard?!

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dante-daemon In reply to AskThorCat [2012-07-14 03:27:54 +0000 UTC]

-trips and falls down stairs-

IT KEEPS HAPPENING D:


-Poptart explodes-

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AskThorCat In reply to dante-daemon [2012-07-14 03:44:44 +0000 UTC]

..... Well then.

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dante-daemon In reply to AskThorCat [2012-07-14 06:06:21 +0000 UTC]

SORRY MATE.

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AskThorCat In reply to dante-daemon [2012-07-14 07:02:56 +0000 UTC]

..... am I drunk again?

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dante-daemon In reply to AskThorCat [2012-07-14 22:29:13 +0000 UTC]

No, I spiked your drink with muscle relaxant :3

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AskThorCat In reply to dante-daemon [2012-07-15 01:04:16 +0000 UTC]

...... :I

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dante-daemon In reply to AskThorCat [2012-07-15 06:32:41 +0000 UTC]

...

...D:

...Soooorry ;_;

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AskThorCat In reply to dante-daemon [2012-07-15 07:11:16 +0000 UTC]

Now I'm seeing a double of everything. What is this sorcery?

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dante-daemon In reply to AskThorCat [2012-07-16 00:22:05 +0000 UTC]

Probably the melon flavouring

Or you're overdosing.

Probably the first one.

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AskThorCat In reply to dante-daemon [2012-07-16 05:24:14 +0000 UTC]

*flicks ear* ....What?

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dante-daemon In reply to AskThorCat [2012-07-16 06:31:46 +0000 UTC]

N-nothing : x

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AskThorCat In reply to dante-daemon [2012-07-16 23:46:16 +0000 UTC]

.....

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dante-daemon In reply to AskThorCat [2012-07-17 21:01:28 +0000 UTC]

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AskThorCat In reply to dante-daemon [2012-07-17 22:12:08 +0000 UTC]

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dante-daemon In reply to AskThorCat [2012-07-17 23:34:18 +0000 UTC]

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AskThorCat In reply to dante-daemon [2012-07-18 02:10:31 +0000 UTC]

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dante-daemon In reply to AskThorCat [2012-07-18 03:43:10 +0000 UTC]

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AskThorCat In reply to dante-daemon [2012-07-19 03:00:16 +0000 UTC]

.... = n =

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dante-daemon In reply to AskThorCat [2012-07-19 03:23:11 +0000 UTC]

Turn that frown
Upside down

= u =

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AskThorCat In reply to dante-daemon [2012-07-19 06:52:20 +0000 UTC]

Nei, mortal

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dante-daemon In reply to AskThorCat [2012-07-19 06:54:54 +0000 UTC]

C'moooon D:

If you don't uh...

I'll >_>

Call... Zeus

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AskThorCat In reply to dante-daemon [2012-07-19 17:24:37 +0000 UTC]

...You're going to call Zeus.

Really.

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dante-daemon In reply to AskThorCat [2012-07-19 21:26:43 +0000 UTC]

-pulls out a big 80's cell phone reaaaaaaaally slowly.-

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AskThorCat In reply to dante-daemon [2012-07-19 22:54:02 +0000 UTC]

Don't call him, mortal. I have warned you once.

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dante-daemon In reply to AskThorCat [2012-07-20 00:26:43 +0000 UTC]

-slowly dialing phone number-


-phone ringing-

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AskThorCat In reply to dante-daemon [2012-07-20 01:02:11 +0000 UTC]

*flicks tail* Odin and he will just get drunk as always, fool

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dante-daemon In reply to AskThorCat [2012-07-20 01:03:29 +0000 UTC]

-phone picks up-


Heeeeeey, ZEEUUUUS-


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AskThorCat In reply to dante-daemon [2012-07-20 02:07:48 +0000 UTC]

What the devil happened?

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dante-daemon In reply to AskThorCat [2012-07-20 02:11:16 +0000 UTC]

-coughs-
Nothing

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AskThorCat In reply to dante-daemon [2012-07-20 06:57:47 +0000 UTC]

*looks down at, then awkwardly looks around*

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dante-daemon In reply to AskThorCat [2012-07-20 07:41:45 +0000 UTC]

-slizzling like bacon-

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AskThorCat In reply to dante-daemon [2012-07-20 17:28:54 +0000 UTC]

*flicks his tail, standing up to go get water to throw on you*

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dante-daemon In reply to AskThorCat [2012-07-22 23:17:38 +0000 UTC]

-Uh well


We're both in a desert-

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AskThorCat In reply to dante-daemon [2012-07-23 04:30:19 +0000 UTC]

Why are we surrounded by this strange soil?

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dante-daemon In reply to AskThorCat [2012-07-23 05:50:02 +0000 UTC]

-tumbleweed rolls by-

I think it's some kind of

invisible theme park o.o

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AskThorCat In reply to dante-daemon [2012-07-23 06:03:10 +0000 UTC]

What is a 'theme park'?

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dante-daemon In reply to AskThorCat [2012-07-23 06:26:07 +0000 UTC]

It's a magical haven of infinite glory and TIMELESS MISADVENTURES where you are CAST INTO THE SKY AT UNGODLY SPEEDS and DROPPED through the AROMATIC BREEZE of PLENTIFUL HARVEST.

It's amazing *.*

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AskThorCat In reply to dante-daemon [2012-07-23 17:33:50 +0000 UTC]

Sounds so. Are we to go then?

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dante-daemon In reply to AskThorCat [2012-07-23 17:34:25 +0000 UTC]

it is our DESTINY

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AskThorCat In reply to dante-daemon [2012-07-23 17:51:53 +0000 UTC]

Alright then. Let's go, friend!

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dante-daemon In reply to AskThorCat [2012-07-23 17:54:01 +0000 UTC]

-grabs you and runs towards a cactus-


-climbing up the cactus- COME ON

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AskThorCat In reply to dante-daemon [2012-07-23 18:20:07 +0000 UTC]

This is the amazing thing you have spoke of?

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dante-daemon In reply to AskThorCat [2012-07-23 18:27:25 +0000 UTC]

CLIMB! CLIMB THE RIDE IS ABOUT TO START D:

-grabs you by the scruff and picks you up-

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AskThorCat In reply to dante-daemon [2012-07-23 18:53:29 +0000 UTC]

What is this madness?!

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dante-daemon In reply to AskThorCat [2012-07-23 19:27:06 +0000 UTC]

-sets you on a cactus limb-


Ok...

Now we wait...
-sitting-

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