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ToC-Archives [2014-11-21 23:16:25 +0000 UTC]

THIS CHAINMAIL IS TOTALLY REAL!!!!!

There once was a person named Mike Rotch who liked to get on his laptop all day and nothing happened.

If you don't send this to Over 9000 people in 0.00001 seconds...
FUCKING NOTHING WILL HAPPEN

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ExtraordinarySeries [2013-05-07 22:28:27 +0000 UTC]

Other events that will NOT happen when you post a chain letter:

Your, uhhhh, girly bits will not be carved into fourths. (Ouch, ouch, ouch! )
Your friends will not die.
Your family will not die.
You will not get an iPhone.
A possessed clown sitting on the chair facing your bed will not watch you sleep.
Your boy/girlfriend will not kiss you the minute you post the chain letter. (Wait until (s)he feels like it!)
You will not suddenly get a load of money. (Real or fake, either way works.)
Your crush won't fall in love with you. (In fact, you just proved to him/her that you believe two-dimensional spammy-spams so easily.)

Things that WILL happen if you post a chain letter:

Embarrassment.
Guilt tripping, whether it's coming from yourself or someone else.
Feeling a great need to quit the site you just reposted the chain letter on.
Proving to others that you do believe chain letters.

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SourNummyGummyPuss [2013-04-07 18:31:12 +0000 UTC]

This is my reply to chain mail:
'Do Chain Mail again, I dare you. I double dare you motherfucker. Do it one more goddamn time.'
But the Carmen Winstead story scared the absolute shit of me.

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darkninja45 [2012-10-28 19:25:02 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE too read chain letters, but only too see how pathetic these people are

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Ask-HetaoniShina [2012-07-27 19:01:59 +0000 UTC]

Exactly.I know this is true because I read chain letters in my free time. :3

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Buddyme [2012-03-30 06:30:26 +0000 UTC]

Ahhh!!! >_< im still scared!

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DeathOfASalesLlama [2011-11-12 22:53:24 +0000 UTC]

I hate chain letters, so much. I'm just scrolling through the comments casually when this HUGE textwall of crap that's COMPLETELY UNRELATED to whatever I'm looking at/reading/watching stabs me in the eye. X.x

The most common one I find threatens people that if they don't send it to 10 other people in the next 3 days, a girl with no face will come in the night and stab me. 8C

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Wubcats [2011-10-06 20:14:01 +0000 UTC]

plz make this into a plz account!!!! i has to use it, but i'm not a subscriber!

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TeeGeeFan911 [2011-08-22 12:35:12 +0000 UTC]

eugh. I just got one on my profile page. Complete spam.

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Wolf-Of-Chaos [2010-12-29 02:05:01 +0000 UTC]

I hate it when I get them in texts cause I only got a certain amount and some times I went over cause of them >.<....

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Dani-Peace [2010-12-23 13:11:34 +0000 UTC]

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1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3 times!


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2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and
say it to your self 6 times!!


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3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!


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4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that
1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!


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5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you
scroll down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but
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Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.







After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and
what you wished for will come true within in one week!







u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
crush!!!



























































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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!











Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now
pay very close attention this important message!



Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda
chain letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864
and if you break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that
after hearing these stories.


First Example:


Take Barbra Wallace .. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got
this same chain letter. She had a crush on th e same kid since
kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn't pay any attention to
it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her
dad got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent
the letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be
alive.


Second Example:


Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was
short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in the hour. Now, like Barbra , he had a crush on a girl since
3rd grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her
love for him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage
to ask
her out, and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years.
They grew up and
married each other to live happily forever.


Third Example:

Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked.
Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to
check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek
either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his friend. It was
this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew what
could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few friends
from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that same
time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery!
then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him
Nintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer,
and his best friend
gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit!
Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild! the
next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out
ever since.


Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats
only me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out
withthat special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you
send this to-



1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!


10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!



15 people- your crush will say they like you



20 people- your crush will ask you out!



25 people- your crush will kiss you!!



30 people - Your crush will fall in love with you



35 people or more- All of the above!!



Don't blow it, it's ur
chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining
cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a
chat room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch.....
you only have 1 hour

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CSoldacc [2009-01-04 09:46:43 +0000 UTC]

I agree with this SO damn much!!

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DanBoldy [2008-12-28 22:23:36 +0000 UTC]

Featuring this in my journal

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LoZ-girl [2008-12-26 21:32:23 +0000 UTC]

I got spammed twice today

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OroAlchemist [2008-12-26 19:40:49 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA!!! this is great! I hate those things too!

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i-luv-vaati [2008-12-26 03:29:37 +0000 UTC]

I'm only ok with the ones with heartwarming pictures or a cute little story with a moral. I despise ones like the "Bill Gates is paying you to send this to a million people" one. And the ones where it's like, "you'll find your true love if you send this to a million people! If you don't, you'll die tomorrow!"

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DaisyTomas [2008-12-26 02:42:04 +0000 UTC]

HAAAATE. Almost as much as I hate chuchu's.

and that's a lot. D<


...not your stamp, chain letters XD

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