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Astringe β The Angry Literature Nerd
Published: 2012-10-27 04:01:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 2665; Favourites: 65; Downloads: 44
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Daring Do survives by hiding IN A REFRIDGERATOR?! What the fuck were they thinking?!Apologies up front to James Rolfe.
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SPARKLING VAMPIRES?! WHAT THE BUCK WERE THEY THINKING?!
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That's from a fanfic where Wesker ends up in Ponyville. Don't be fooled by the ridiculous setup; it's REALLY good.
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That face! I can totally hear Twilight saying that. XD
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you need the glasses and labcoat with pens. they're a big part of the guy's character. y'know, apart from his large vocabulary of swears.
still good though.
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Cuts to a scene in black and white where we see a copy of the Daring Do dvd sitting in the middle of a train set where we find Twilight"conducting" a toy locomotive. (ala Gomez Addams). And rams the train straight into the dvd causing an explosion.
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She's gonna take you to the first page
to read the crummy books that cause rage.
She'd rather have a draconequus
take a chocolate milk dump in her ear.
She'd rather eat the rotten plot-hole
of a road killed changeling and down it with cider.
She's the angriest reader you've ever heard.
She's the Angry Literature Nerd.
She's the Angry Daring Do(ing) Nerd.
She's the Angry Literature Nerd.
(I'm sorry to James Rolfe and Kyle Justin for butchering their song.)
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(song finishes)
Twilight: (picks up book) Daring Do & the Quest for the Sapphire Stone. Now don't worry. It's a good book. It's actually one of the most memorable books in the Golden Oak library. But when it first came out-- (Notices Octavia to her right) Who th' fuck are you?
Octavia: I sing your theme song? From behind the couch?
Twlight: Well, then, GO BACK BEHIND THE DAMN COUCH! Geez!
Octavia: Why can't I do the review with you?
Twilight: Oh, uh, BECAUSE THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS! IT'S LIKE, I READ THE BOOK, AND YOU-- GET YOUR ASS BACK BEHIND THE FUCKING COUCH!
(I couldn't resist Β )
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COMMENT OF THE FUCKING YEAR
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I'm considering doing the Nostalgia Pony next...
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Unfortunately I'll never truly capture AVGN's epic facial expressions...
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.......eeyup...still dont know...
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