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There is a device out there that is one of the worst manufactured evils - and ignorant of this fact, many of you have it in your own homes. It acts unsuspecting, but under the cover of darkness, when no one is looking, it kills. It mangles, it disfigures, yes, its murders are grisly. Can you hear it now? It is hungry...it needs more victims...it is...

THE SCANNER. [cues in creepy background music]

Okay, the purpose of that whole horror-story thing is to explain that my scanner killed this. Chopped its head off, hung it, shot it, burned the body, the whole nine yards. I'm sorry...

Anyhoot, this is a giftart for inspired by her signature. "Stuck between me two greatest loves - Pirates...and Cows...if only there was a Pirate Cow..." Well, now there is. Hope y'all like it!

Description
There is a device out there that is one of the worst manufactured evils - and ignorant of this fact, many of you have it in your own homes. It acts unsuspecting, but under the cover of darkness, when no one is looking, it kills. It mangles, it disfigures, yes, its murders are grisly. Can you hear it now? It is hungry...it needs more victims...it is...

THE SCANNER. [cues in creepy background music]

Okay, the purpose of that whole horror-story thing is to explain that my scanner killed this. Chopped its head off, hung it, shot it, burned the body, the whole nine yards. I'm sorry...

Anyhoot, this is a giftart for inspired by her signature. "Stuck between me two greatest loves - Pirates...and Cows...if only there was a Pirate Cow..." Well, now there is. Hope y'all like it!