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Published: 2015-06-15 05:35:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 393; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 0
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Description was me complaining to Chole about tablet shit and her telling me to draw those old stupid faces I used to a long time ago.

She told me "Draw a kitteh."
Chole: "Now draw Steve and Rex."
Me: "Wot? Ok umm... Der... So not them but let's pretend this is a dog lol. I guess dats them..." *Draws a anvil over them*
Chole: "Naw he's got a blocky head, that's clearly Steve."
Me: "STEVE?! That's not even Minecraft!"
Chole: "Sure it is!"
Me: "You clearly- don't know the steps of my minecraft people then..."
Chole: "Drawherobrineflexing... And oh yeah?! I bet I do- nope wait."
Me: *Drawing Herobrine Flexing in the corner*
Chole: "No... I don't. What is it?"
Me: *Erases it* "Well first, you draw the square. Only I draw mine rounded because it's cuter then." *Craws* "Then you gotta draw the top of the body, then... Lower haaaaalf."
Chole: "Haha ugh huh ha ok next?"
Me: "Den you gotta draw the top legs, den the bottooooms... Den we do de skinnie top arms, den loweh ones!"
Chole: "I'm taken notes here! KEEP GOIN!"
Me: "Then you hook em all up and uuugh... ahhh... ugh... Draw the fabu hair."
Chole: "Does it have to be fabu?"
Me: "Yes fabu hair or you gotta draw the elephant as well and he's on vacation."
Chole: *Like she's taking notes* "Elephant... On... Vacation... Ok next?"
Me: "Well lets- it's Minecraft right? He's gotta have his pick. Wow that's a big pick ok next." *Tablet forced it to elongate*
Chole: "It's showing how big his dick is."
Me: "BIG DICK. BIG DICK." *Draws face* "HE DOESN'T SEE BUT A BIG GREEN DILDO OR DICK IS COMING FOR HIM!"
Chole: "What's with it's legs?" x''''D
Me: "IT WAS BORN A GREEN DILDO AND IT KNOWS IT SO IT'S FLAILING ITS LIMBS- THAT'S WHAT!"
Chole: *Can't breath awkward sounds in mic*
Me: "And back here there's a random... Ass... Anvil. Yup. Ok done with tablet shit- off to DA. BYYYYE!!!"
Chole: "WAIT I-" *Gets hung up on*

[10:29:39 PM] CholeisFabu : You bioch...
[10:32:58 PM] ÄvęřÿČF (๖ۣ͒́͒͂̒͂͊̃ͫ̆ͣۜͬ̀͞G͡høšt): You're well cum.
[10:33:19 PM] CholeisFabu : WRONG CUM LOL!
[10:34:01 PM] ÄvęřÿČF (๖ۣ͒́͒͂̒͂͊̃ͫ̆ͣۜͬ̀͞G͡høšt): I know- i'm all off tonight idk anymore what i'm doing... I feel this tablet makes me wanna cry so enjoy my perverted one liner... *Slinks away to post this on DA*
[10:34:31 PM] CholeisFabu : Haha, aww... I'm sorry Avery.
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Comments: 5

Shadokami [2015-06-15 05:37:52 +0000 UTC]

xD omg

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AveryCF In reply to Shadokami [2015-06-15 05:39:12 +0000 UTC]

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Shadokami In reply to AveryCF [2015-06-15 20:41:17 +0000 UTC]

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AveryCF In reply to Shadokami [2015-06-15 21:44:39 +0000 UTC]

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Shadokami In reply to AveryCF [2015-06-15 22:41:45 +0000 UTC]

oh wow oops 

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AveryCF In reply to Shadokami [2015-06-16 00:02:48 +0000 UTC]

Tisk

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Shadokami In reply to AveryCF [2015-06-16 01:54:47 +0000 UTC]

xD sorryy

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AveryCF In reply to Shadokami [2015-06-16 02:04:27 +0000 UTC]

I knooooow

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